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JacquelineDempsey posted:I gotta imagine that's how all y'all roll, because trust me: after I've been schlogging in a hot, humid kitchen for 10 hours, you do NOT want me to take my shoes off until I've had a shower and changed my socks and shoes. The feet of the fry cook are phenomenally funky. Well, having lived with a chef for a few years, I definitely don’t want you walking around the house in your kitchen shoes either. The dog might love it though
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Feet are gross. I don't like to look at them, even my own. So I always wear socks around the apartment.
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RandomFerret posted:Please explain to me how you take your shoes off from the front That was just a joke about the wiping direction derail, and you made it weird. Which is an accomplishment, because it was a poop joke to begin with.
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Moon Slayer posted:Feet are gross. I don't like to look at them, even my own. So I always wear socks around the apartment. We all know this is a disguise for your sock fetish.
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Trying to imagine a front-loading shoe since we're talking about it now, but the mechanics of walking make that kind of a stupid idea. I guess maybe if you walk backwards a lot? IDK seems like laces are still a better solution for that.
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Inceltown posted:Don't need to take your shoes off to go inside if you're always barefoot. Sure, but in that case you need to hose down, brush, and dry your foots before coming in.
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Seems like we should just have outdoor feet and then a separate set of indoor feet for when you're in the house.
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christmas boots posted:Seems like we should just have outdoor feet and then a separate set of indoor feet for when you're in the house. That would be a feat!
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I have a kid and three dogs and I’m back and forth from the house to the back yard minimum 30 times a day. I’m not taking my drat shoes off every time. It’s easier just to run the vacuum a few times a week. I guess if you live in an apartment on the 20th floor and aren’t in and out all the time you can get away with not wearing your shoes in the house but for my family it just ain’t working.
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Moon Slayer posted:Feet are gross. I don't like to look at them, even my own. So I always wear socks around the apartment. Try painting your nails. Makes them 100x cuter
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RFC2324 posted:Try painting your nails. Makes them 100x cuter All 12 of them?
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I use my "clean room" to change into full hazmat gear every time I come inside, to avoid bringing dangerous outside materials such as dirt into my house.
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I'm seeing a distinct lack of Enrique based solutions
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Moon Slayer posted:Feet are gross. I don't like to look at them, even my own. So I always wear socks around the apartment.
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POST YOUR FAVORITE SHOES
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/\/\/\ https://youtu.be/wCF3ywukQYAMoo the cow posted:All 12 of them? Make that 120x cuter
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My partner converted me to the way of the shoeless household and now we sweep maybe a third as often as we used to.
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I just have dirty floors
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RFC2324 posted:Try painting your nails. Makes them 100x cuter Why stop at the nails? Paint your whole foot.
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Those are called socks.
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Inceltown posted:Don't need to take your shoes off to go inside if you're always barefoot. Did a hookworm write this post?
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I never knew that no shoe living was a valid excuse to clean less often.
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Currently losing my poo poo at someone thinking that the scrolling gangtags someone changed their avatar stack to is a technical issue.Stereotype posted:Something seems to be wrong with my avatar: it is scrolling now instead of being a large tower. If a mod could please change it back to an enormous tower of gang tags I would appreciate it.
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Another html effect has struck the tower!
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The Maestro posted:Well, having lived with a chef for a few years, I definitely don’t want you walking around the house in your kitchen shoes either. The dog might love it though In times like this you have to ask yourself "what would Mr. Rogers do?" The man gave us 33 years of lessons in solving this exact problem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuSMueWh8uo
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Fox news was right, there was something sinister there
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Moon Slayer posted:Feet are gross. I don't like to look at them, even my own. So I always wear socks around the apartment. what about my feet? they're more like hands  
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Every day we stray further from God
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Pick posted:what about my feet? they're more like hands Left big toe could be a stunt double for porn
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Netflix adds Canada filter to American shows by removing scenes where characters wear shoes inside the house
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Hyperlynx posted:Hang on. What does a smiling klansman look like?
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I have a kid and three dogs and I’m back and forth from the house to the back yard minimum 30 times a day. I’m not taking my drat shoes off every time. It’s easier just to run the vacuum a few times a week. My friend have you hear of outdoor slippers/gardening shoes? Growing up in a house with a yard and dogs the concept of going into the house with shoes is bonkers to me 
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It's literally why Crocs got popular around the world lmao.
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Plimsolls when out and about, enormous KISS replica boots when relaxing at home.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:It's literally why Crocs got popular around the world lmao. Yeah but I just use flip flops, why are crocs a thing?
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madeintaipei posted:3. Don't stand under trees you don't recognize the species of. (Spiders, snakes, caustic tree juice, stinging leaves, falling nuts.) I would say the way they drop entire tree limbs on you is a much bigger concern.
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The Lone Badger posted:I would say the way they drop entire tree limbs on you is a much bigger concern. OR BEARS
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Pope Hilarius II posted:I hate flipflops. I also hate feet. So I prefer people to saw their feet off when they visit me. Not enough love for this.
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I'm launching a Kickstarter for clothes that you wear on your feet so they don't get cold when you take your shoes off indoors.
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