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OwlFancier posted:Is there anything in discworld that isn't true? The main societies in Discworld are run by competent people with their citizens' best interests at heart.
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Kanye is safe from Alexander?
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Sep 16, 2020 21:32
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Thomamelas posted:Can you eat 50 of them? Ain't no man
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Sep 16, 2020 21:44
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Skwirl posted:England, you have some explaining to do. https://twitter.com/__fury_/status/1306296692711387136
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Sep 16, 2020 21:49
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https://twitter.com/sawdustbear/status/1305707301253201921 https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/status/1305948498181799936 https://twitter.com/magnafarta/status/1305720094841016320 https://twitter.com/seniorteenager/status/1306076329444478976
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Sep 16, 2020 21:57
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Picnic Princess posted:Fellas, is it gay to be a father There was a post in one of the incel subreddits that considered having a kid or at least a daughter to be the ultimate cuck. There's no fixing these people
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Sep 16, 2020 21:58
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Sep 16, 2020 22:00
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Sep 16, 2020 22:02
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Diet Coke made the best Hanes commercial
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Sep 16, 2020 22:12
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Sep 16, 2020 22:13
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Sep 16, 2020 22:32
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Any of you kids wanna see a dead body
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Sep 16, 2020 22:39
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https://twitter.com/JoeCB91/status/1306317778731769856?s=19 This was by far my favourite emoji and I used it in Snapchat so often when I was annoyed by something. It was my "Customers at work are complete rear end hats, my god" face. I miss it.
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Sep 16, 2020 22:41
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Picnic Princess posted:Fellas, is it gay to be a father I know what will clear things up: walking around wearing a shoulder bag that says "daddy" on it.
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Sep 16, 2020 22:52
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rodbeard posted:I know what will clear things up: walking around wearing a shoulder bag that says "daddy" on it. Make it studded black leather please
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Sep 16, 2020 22:58
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Picnic Princess posted:https://twitter.com/JoeCB91/status/1306317778731769856?s=19 It looks like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
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Sep 16, 2020 22:59
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Tenebrais posted:The main societies in Discworld are run by competent people with their citizens' best interests at heart. The worst fact to find out.
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Sep 16, 2020 23:04
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Tenebrais posted:The main societies in Discworld are run by competent people with their citizens' best interests at heart. I'd argue that isn't true. The folks running the show are only interested in keeping said show running. If that coincides with the best interests of their citizens it's a happy accident.
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Sep 16, 2020 23:08
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Warbird posted:I'd argue that isn't true. The folks running the show are only interested in keeping said show running. If that coincides with the best interests of their citizens it's a happy accident. Still better than what we've got.
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The bit that gets me is the molle stripping on the baby carrier, so you can attach things to your baby.
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OwlFancier posted:Is there anything in discworld that isn't true? Good cops and happy endings mainly.
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Look, a tweet. https://twitter.com/reparrishcomics/status/1305666013703426048?s=21
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Mak0rz posted:Good idea if you want to be roughly the size of a barge. In what world does consuming approx. 800 calories a day make you "a barge"
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Elviscat posted:In what world does consuming approx. 800 calories a day make you "a barge" Lilliput?
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You can put "Werner Herzog" in front of anything and I'll read it with him narrating. Really don't mind it either.
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I see Sakeru Gum is diversifying their product line... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI
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Warbird posted:I'd argue that isn't true. The folks running the show are only interested in keeping said show running. If that coincides with the best interests of their citizens it's a happy accident. Vetinari is an idealized despot; he doesn't just want to keep the system running, he wants it to be better. Witness his continuing promotions of Vimes, much against Vimes's will.
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The Little Death posted:Ahh Jesus Christ is this a real ad? The narration is from High Fidelity, when the main character is talking about the strange little things he misses after being dumped by his girlfriend. It doesn't sound like John Cusack, so I'm assuming it's from the TV series. OwlFancier posted:The bit that gets me is the molle stripping on the baby carrier, so you can attach things to your baby. Hey, a flashlight and a scope on a baby is really helpful when you're trying to find where you parked your car at the CostCo.
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Elviscat posted:In what world does consuming approx. 800 calories a day make you "a barge" its a gaston reference, chief
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Elviscat posted:In what world does consuming approx. 800 calories a day make you "a barge" Five dozen eggs is like 4700 calories though?
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Skutter posted:The narration is from High Fidelity, when the main character is talking about the strange little things he misses after being dumped by his girlfriend. It doesn't sound like John Cusack, so I'm assuming it's from the TV series. That’s not from High Fidelity. The words are different and the tv show doesn’t have that scene.
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The underwear thing is a real ad. I remember it being weird when it was on tv too. E: it’s narrated by Ben Affleck, apparently. Dr. Lunchables has a new favorite as of 02:41 on Sep 17, 2020 |
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EL BROMANCE posted:Yeah I’d buy that for a quid. Probably pour the liquid away though. And that’s definitely a refrigerated section, the idea of non refrigerated boiled eggs is ghastly. ...probably??
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Slippery posted:...probably?? Never had an egg juice cocktail? Live a little buddy.
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jojoinnit posted:Never had an egg juice cocktail? Live a little buddy. Fair enough. What do you mix it with though
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