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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

DryGoods posted:

you kiss your polls with that mouth?

Jealous?

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Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


we are just utterly utterly hosed.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
the answer, if you're curious

is statistics

statistics will win

so gently caress you

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Schnorkles posted:

who is going to win, schnorkles

who is going to win??

who the gently caress cares

I've bet my worthless soul on this poo poo because I have a very severe gambling problem.

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Plinkey posted:

watch trump start a loving war

and no, it's just the first thing i thought of

god bless. i've been mainlining foxnews with the inlaws for the past weekend and let me tell y'all, i'm shooked. It's bad and lol november

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Zeroisanumber posted:

I've bet my worthless soul on this poo poo because I have a very severe gambling problem.

biden is probably going to win

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


What will happen to this thread when Kanye takes office next year?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Schnorkles posted:

who is going to win, schnorkles

who is going to win??

who the gently caress cares

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

kanymp

DarkEuphoria
Nov 7, 2012


dirgeld trimpis

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bunyip

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Schnorkles posted:

biden is probably going to win

poo poo I bet on Spike Cohen

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Schnorkles posted:

the answer, if you're curious

is statistics

statistics will win

so gently caress you

One time I asked a statistician at work "well, what do the numbers say?"

She replied "what do you want them to say?"

A little piece of me died that day.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/JeffreyCook/status/1306379969225019392

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

👁️

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

sounds like there's a Professional Sicko on board who made up the story to satisfy their Dark Desire to watch people crawl on the cabin floor

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
made some dinty moore beef stew shepards pie, it's cooling down right now looking delicious

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1306417824471175168

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Plinkey posted:

made some dinty moore beef stew shepards pie, it's cooling down right now looking delicious

ah yeah theses are good

Deceptive Thinker
Oct 5, 2005

I'll rip out your optics!

This means the opposite of what he said is true right?

Ferdinand the Bull
Jul 30, 2006

Schmoe Cwead posted:

honesty is the best policy friendo that poo poo will stick with u longer than u think it would. i just tell employers i havent smoked recently but if u test me u will find it

This is a bad idea. Dont do this.

Testclear.com. works every time.

If youre at the stage theyre giving you a test, then you already got the job. Spend the money on it.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

:hmmyes:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



meanwhile, in england


https://goo.gl/maps/gg9BCHziBwE4va19A

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Virgil Vox posted:

ah yeah theses are good

got a bit browner than i wanted, but still looking good

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

DarkEuphoria posted:

dirgeld trimpis

dirigible tramp

edit:
Hmm.

unlimited shrimp has issued a correction as of 03:38 on Sep 17, 2020

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
how to do bad statistics:

https://twitter.com/MiloJKing/status/1306305610657472514

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




yeah, good, ok

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Plinkey posted:

got a bit browner than i wanted, but still looking good



put a straw in and drink it like a milkshake

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


nonfiction

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Too Many Birds posted:

we are just utterly utterly hosed.

:chome: :wotwot: :chome:

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

lol this is the same poo poo people did last time that gave him a 1% chance of winning or whatever

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




you can't wear the gorilla-viewing glasses over just one eye like that

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




:rip:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Stefan Prodan posted:

lol this is the same poo poo people did last time that gave him a 1% chance of winning or whatever

yes do not do this

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

put a straw in and drink it like a milkshake

are you not listening, it's still too hot!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Plinkey posted:

are you not listening, it's still too hot!

do it

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

the cats are numbered 1, 2, and 4.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Schnorkles posted:

yes do not do this

im gunna do it

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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


Plinkey posted:

im gunna do it

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