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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
no

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

unlimited shrimp posted:

I'm jelly.

I've been drinking whisky sodas lately so I can continue drinking heavily while losing weight.

i was drinking more last year, but i dipped towards 13-14% body fat and the bp started rising even with my meds

so back to a spartan diet and barely any alcohol so i don't die of a heart attack when i'm 40

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
do a trump stylesheet and a biden stylesheet

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

unlimited shrimp posted:

I'm jelly.

I've been drinking whisky sodas lately so I can continue drinking heavily while losing weight.

I went from beer to whiskey lately because beer was making me a fatass :hmmyes:

Now no one will know I am a disgrace hehehe

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i hope my idea gets picked and i win fabulous prizes

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Bearjew posted:

the only thing plinkey has in common with eminem is he's covered in spaghetti

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZk6-Bew_hE

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
dolphin you are a champion of my heart

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Reality Protester posted:

i hope my idea gets picked and i win fabulous prizes

drat yeah that's pretty good

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:wtc:

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

You idiot, you fucker

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao bill barr is sooooo trumpy. its amazing

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Schnorkles posted:

i missed star control 2 in that list

star control 2 too

there's an updated version of that he called The Ur Quan Masters. it's a direct remake with better graphics, kinda like Black Mesa was for Halflife

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Spergin Morlock posted:

there's an updated version of that he called The Ur Quan Masters. it's a direct remake with better graphics, kinda like Black Mesa was for Halflife

i've played ur quan masters like 5 times i think

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Golden throne not gaudy enough for trumo imo

He wouldn't do 10,000 years on a throne that wasn't bling af

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

behold the massachusetts chop suey sandwich



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

it's rare for me to say this... but that's too much cum

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Bearjew posted:

the only thing plinkey has in common with eminem is he's covered in spaghetti

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

im sure the writing is as lazy as that left eye is

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Spergin Morlock posted:

there's an updated version of that he called The Ur Quan Masters. it's a direct remake with better graphics, kinda like Black Mesa was for Halflife

it's extremely good

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

tacodaemon posted:

when I was a kid I had a friend who was obsessed with this song from the Ghostbusters II soundtrack and specifically the part 12 seconds in where Bobby Brown shouts something that sounds like "dick-dick-a-dick, boy!!"

so my friend adopted "dick-dick-a-dick, boy!!" as his own exclamation similar to Fred Flintstone's "yabba dabba doo!!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhXhy_pcg8I

i cannot stop laughing at this holy poo poo

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Bearjew posted:

the only thing plinkey has in common with eminem is he's covered in spaghetti

:piss:

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

if loving the proles was easy we'd have luxury space communism by now

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1306434177005477888
Fond (bad) memories of this take

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Zeroisanumber posted:

Legend of the Red Dragon where you got xp for banging the hot barmaid

Oh god I just remembered playing that game everyday on my way to MajorMud

God that game was such a clusterfuck

260% xp penalty to play my lovely priest/lovely thief hybrid, then you died cause someone killed you when you went AFK to take a piss and lost your gear that took a lifetime to collect

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schnorkles posted:

i've played ur quan masters like 5 times i think

five times yet you've never taken me up on my offer to borrow my copy of Redneck Rampage: Suckin' Grits on Route 66



peculiar

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
Got a cert in the mail today with a giant "DO NOT BEND" on it

Postie practiced origami with it

Like idc bout the physical cert but lmao gently caress you too man

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
Did anyone play the bbs game swords of chaos

That was my first multiplayer online game

apparently you can still play it here

http://www.soc4ever.com/


if you want to see what a 1990 proto-MUD looks like lol

Stefan Prodan has issued a correction as of 04:35 on Sep 17, 2020

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
oh no, who could have seen this coming?

https://twitter.com/propublica/status/1306433451386720257

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/1HnvDkN.mp4

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I'll be clear, one of the great slow reveals in gaming is the first time you play star control 2.

it's such an excellent game in terms of how it slowly reveals the main conflict

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

i had a quad with dinner this evening friends and i'm pretty roasted because i can't handle my alcohol

i should get a growler filled tomorrow

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Schnorkles posted:

I'll be clear, one of the great slow reveals in gaming is the first time you play star control 2.

it's such an excellent game in terms of how it slowly reveals the main conflict

yeah that game is great although I think ti did lift the plot heavily from the 80's game Starflight

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Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Anybody play the new CK? Is it good?

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