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Yeah, the tweeter is the idiot. Nobody cares if astronauts touch naughty bits, but a pregnancy would be pretty bad.
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History Comes Inside! posted:What’s dumb about not wanting someone to accidentally make a baby in space which is probably the most unsafe place I can imagine to have an unexpected baby?
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History Comes Inside! posted:What’s dumb about not wanting someone to accidentally make a baby in space which is probably the most unsafe place I can imagine to have an unexpected baby? How else are we going to create Newtypes?
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Sep 17, 2020 03:59
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Zero Gizz is just gonna gum up a computer
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Sep 17, 2020 04:00
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Someone should introduce NASA to the hot new technology called "contraceptives"
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Sep 17, 2020 04:01
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Elviscat posted:Someone should introduce NASA to the hot new technology called "contraceptives"
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Sep 17, 2020 04:05
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This also gives us a chance to study lesbian bed death in zero g.
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PetraCore posted:Wording it as though it's not sex if no penises are involved. Nobody thinks it's a good idea for someone to get pregnant in space unexpectedly on a long-term mission, but the wording is... fairly clueless even though it's working within a character constraint. Like they couldn't have just said it's to prevent pregnancy? It’s a 3 year old headline and it feels like we’ve all grown up a lot in that period of time, so I’m sure if it was written today it would be a lot less clumsy in what it’s trying to convey. It’s an incredibly flimsy target to try and dunk on. Elviscat posted:Someone should introduce NASA to the hot new technology called "contraceptives" They’re not 100% effective and that’s cool when you’re here on Earth with access to a million and one other options but not so great when you’re flying through space.
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History Comes Inside! posted:It’s a 3 year old headline and it feels like we’ve all grown up a lot in that period of time, so I’m sure if it was written today it would be a lot less clumsy in what it’s trying to convey. Dunking takes a lot longer in space, all right?
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History Comes Inside! posted:They’re not 100% effective and that’s cool when you’re here on Earth with access to a million and one other options but not so great when you’re flying through space. The Russians just pulled out.
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Sep 17, 2020 04:09
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In space, no one can hear you cream.
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History Comes Inside! posted:They’re not 100% effective and that’s cool when you’re here on Earth with access to a million and one other options but not so great when you’re flying through space. But think of how historic the first space baby would be!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RsLNwVAAos
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Sep 17, 2020 04:15
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OP is not the idiot https://twitter.com/mike_hugs/status/1306392674505838594?s=19
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History Comes Inside! posted:It’s a 3 year old headline and it feels like we’ve all grown up a lot in that period of time AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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History Comes Inside! posted:It’s a 3 year old headline and it feels like we’ve all grown up a lot in that period of time what planet are you on?
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Life finds a way.
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Elviscat posted:The outrage over WAP takes on a new light when you consider Nikki Minaj has been doing filthier lyrics longer, and pretty recently, Arianna Grande had a song about getting hosed so hard that you walk weird, featuring lyrics like "wrist icicle, ride dick bicycle" during the Nikki cameo. This should be really familiar to GenX when everyone would lash onto a song as satanic, like "aww do those words scare you old timer" the worst moral outrage values horror 2020 could bring is a world in which ladies are allowed to sing about the hot juice drippin down their crack without having to use specific euphemisms that can also be applied to freshly cooked foods (cherry pies, roasts, baked buns etc) for plausible deniability. Now historians can make money writing about this along with other "oh my delicate ears, the royal bard just said dick instead of cock so they couldn't possibly have been singing about roosters this time, guards arrest that man" moments
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PetraCore posted:Eeeeh, the idea of wanting to be 100% on a long-term mission because there's no good way to deal with the million to one shot isn't stupid. Doesn't mean the potential problem is at all likely. so only people who've had their gonads removed should be allowed to be astronauts? An intriguing idea. I'm sure animes have been made about the subject, someone should watch them and report back in on it.
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To mars and back you could just go with IUDs and vasectomies, anything outside of the solar system you'd just be sending zygotes anyway.
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Sep 17, 2020 08:43
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Finally, a resaon to bring back eunuchs.
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PetraCore posted:Eeeeh, the idea of wanting to be 100% on a long-term mission because there's no good way to deal with the million to one shot isn't stupid. Doesn't mean the potential problem is at all likely. All male astronauts should get a vasectomy
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goblin week posted:All male astronauts should get a vasectomy Yeah I feel like this is a much better solution. It's not like they plan on coming back anyway.
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RareAcumen posted:Finally, a resaon to bring back eunuchs. Obviously there is the advantage that they won’t have a dynastic challenge to the anointed Emperor of NASA, but there’s still usurpers like Colonel “Buzz” Eleutherius. Can Congress guarantee that raids for astronauts will take place only in the Caucasus and not in the Ακρωτήριο Κανάβεραλ theme where an astronaut might have a power base? The last thing we need is a rival NASA on the moon.
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i dont know why people are opposed to an actual plan for star citizen coming out.
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Thinky Whale posted:
WE MUST ATTACK AND DETHRONE GOD OR WE ARE ALL DOOMED!
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History Comes Inside! posted:It’s a 3 year old headline and it feels like we’ve all grown up a lot in that period of time, so I’m sure if it was written today it would be a lot less clumsy in what it’s trying to convey. So recruit an abortionist to go on the mission too!
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Thinky Whale posted:
I swear he’s here somewhere I just misplaced him
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The message is to use masks and renewable energy ya ninny
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Thinky Whale posted:
Back in undergrad I took a US Foreign policy class. One if the groups have their entire presentation on God as the most important non-state actor. It was a trip. I was the smug atheist who during the Q&A period asked if this meant heaven should be invaded a coalition of the willing and God tried for crimes against humanity. And no, the class did not stand up and clap.
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Thinky Whale posted:
“WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?” God cried, as he beat and tortured his children.
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Also: https://youtu.be/EL7e05pClKM
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you want a happy God or a vengeful God?
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I want to murder the gods and topple their thrones
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Thinky Whale posted:
I'm no longer an atheist, I'm a misotheist. God is real and he's a son of a bitch. Bismuth posted:I want to murder the gods and topple their thrones
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dialhforhero posted:“WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?” God cried, as he beat and tortured his children. Apparently God is a boomer.
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dialhforhero posted:“WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME?” God cried, as he beat and tortured his children. The catastrophes will continue until piety improves
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Thinky Whale posted:
Maybe God's trying to tell us to emit less loving carbon.
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