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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Infinitum posted:

Be your own happy ending

I don't go for the happy ending

I know, I know, that's what they all say

(seriously though I could go for a Honey BBQ Chicken Supermelt and a Black Raspberry Milkshake now or anytime)

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Der Kyhe: Jun 25, 2008

Infinitum posted:

Be your own happy ending

The whole idea was to stop doing that, Larry!

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:14

BaronVonVaderham: Jul 31, 2011; All hail the queen!

The Bloop posted:

for gently caress sake

this just made me sad because the closest Friendly's to me is like 3 hours away now

Really weird timing, we were just picking up the cats at the vet yesterday when I noticed the Friendly's across the street was apparently still in business (the other one closer to home closed down). My family had an unhealthy obsession with that place when I was growing up.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:34

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Really weird timing, we were just picking up the cats at the vet yesterday when I noticed the Friendly's across the street was apparently still in business (the other one closer to home closed down). My family had an unhealthy obsession with that place when I was growing up.

I mean it's probably good there isn't one right next door because it's monstrously unhealthy but man do I crave it

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:52

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Everyone knows that Friendly�s is a two way portal to/from Hell.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 17:20

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Who What Now posted:

And make cake out of ketchup

Eh, we make fudge out of Velveeta cheese. A ketchup cake almost sounds quaint compared to that.

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Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Im going to start a rice wine company and call it Four Fox Sake

# ? Sep 17, 2020 17:43

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Railing Kill posted:

Fo' gently caress's' s'ake's'

'

Thank's now I got a fingerprint on my screen

# ? Sep 17, 2020 17:53

captainOrbital: Jan 23, 2003; Wrathchild!
💢🧒

in ireland we say ah fer fok saek

slainte

# ? Sep 17, 2020 18:11

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Phy posted:

Im going to start a rice wine company and call it Four Fox Sake

No you're not

http://fourfoxsake.com/home.html

# ? Sep 17, 2020 18:13

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No you're not

http://fourfoxsake.com/home.html

You shouldn't argue with a time traveler.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 18:15

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

captainOrbital posted:

in ireland we say ah fer fok saek

slainte

One of my old bosses was a curmudgeonly Irish silicon engineer. All told she was a good boss who I respected a lot, and I also learned new and interesting swears from her all the time.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 18:22

szary: Mar 12, 2014

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Liar Lyre posted:

# ? Sep 17, 2020 19:34

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Zetsubou-san posted:

well how else are you supposed to pull the poops out

# ? Sep 17, 2020 19:39

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

No you're not

http://fourfoxsake.com/home.html

Eugh, that's way too fancy. Now I just feel bad.

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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

szary posted:

This guy Fuchs

# ? Sep 17, 2020 20:03

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

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freeedr posted:

This guy Fuchs

He's a good Christian lad, don't say that!!

# ? Sep 17, 2020 20:08

HenryEx: Mar 25, 2009; ...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...; Grimey Drawer

freeedr posted:

This guy Fuchs

Nah he's Austrian, he fox

# ? Sep 17, 2020 20:20

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

You can't fool me, that's just Ryan Reynolds

# ? Sep 17, 2020 20:36

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Solice Kirsk posted:

Eh, we make fudge out of Velveeta cheese. A ketchup cake almost sounds quaint compared to that.

We do what?

# ? Sep 17, 2020 21:03

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 21:07

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

Velveeta cheese

lol

quote:

Velveeta is a brand name for a processed cheese product that tastes like an American cheese, with a softer and smoother texture than non-processed cheese. When melted, Velveeta keeps a fully integrated and evenly clump-free liquid texture.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 21:07

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Who What Now posted:

We do what?

https://www.pauladeen.com/recipe/chocolate-cheese-fudge/

Also going to throw this one in for good measure if I'm posting Paula Deen "recipes"

https://www.pauladeen.com/recipe/english-peas/

# ? Sep 17, 2020 21:10

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

ultrafilter posted:

Inspector Gadget origin story!?

# ? Sep 17, 2020 21:13

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

ultrafilter posted:

The Chair Force :patriot:

# ? Sep 17, 2020 21:19

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

https://www.pauladeen.com/recipe/chocolate-cheese-fudge/

Also going to throw this one in for good measure if I'm posting Paula Deen "recipes"

https://www.pauladeen.com/recipe/english-peas/

Thanks for the funny picture

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# ? Sep 17, 2020 22:21

Moon Slayer: Jun 19, 2007

canyoneer posted:

The Chair Force

From the doors in front of him it looks like the Republic of Korea Chair Force.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 23:49

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# ? Sep 17, 2020 23:57

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Moon Slayer posted:

From the doors in front of him it looks like the Republic of Korea Chair Force.

True but I don't think ROKCF ever used woodland pattern BDUs, if I had to guess that looks like a US airman pre-2007ish (or whenever USCF started using the birdshit pattern) in a Korean facility

# ? Sep 17, 2020 23:59

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Poopelyse posted:

drat, early Modest Mouse is so good

lmbo

# ? Sep 18, 2020 00:16

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Scratch Monkey posted:

Everyone knows that cats communicate with Morris Code

What is this from?! I only ask because I have a Morris coffee cup I inherited from my grandmother and I always just assumed it was some weird one-off, unconnected to a brand...

# ? Sep 18, 2020 00:31

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

9Lives cat food. Fancy Feast was my favorite cat food commercial though because the cat got to eat out of a crystal glass.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 00:35

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

sephiRoth IRA posted:

What is this from?! I only ask because I have a Morris coffee cup I inherited from my grandmother and I always just assumed it was some weird one-off, unconnected to a brand...

9 lives cat food

I mean... :google:

ffs

# ? Sep 18, 2020 00:35

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

sephiRoth IRA posted:

What is this from?! I only ask because I have a Morris coffee cup I inherited from my grandmother and I always just assumed it was some weird one-off, unconnected to a brand...

9 lives cat food

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morris_the_Cat

# ? Sep 18, 2020 00:36