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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Facebook Aunt posted:

Flip Flops hurt my toe crotch. They can burn in hell.

I haven't actually tried wearing flip flops since I was a little kid, but I can hold a grudge a long time.

You can actually go one better than thongs and just glue your feet onto them.

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Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Just shave off a millimeter of footskin with a deli slicer when you get home. It grows back.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 04:28

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Inceltown posted:

You can actually go one better than thongs and just glue your feet onto them.

Those technically become stuff you're tracking in on your feet, starting the whole problem over again.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 04:28

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Captain Hygiene posted:

Those technically become stuff you're tracking in on your feet, starting the whole problem over again.

So glue another one on, duh

# ? Sep 17, 2020 05:46

Fleta Mcgurn: Oct 5, 2003; Porpoise noise continues.

Outrail posted:

So glue another one on, duh

Ooooooh, then you can have platforms!

# ? Sep 17, 2020 08:25

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

# ? Sep 17, 2020 10:26

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Needs white socks for that ultimate middle age dad look

# ? Sep 17, 2020 10:41

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Son of Rodney posted:

Needs white socks for that ultimate middle age dad look

And a large pair of crocks worn around everything else.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 13:27

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Neddy Seagoon posted:

And a large pair of crocks worn around everything else.

Don't forget the low swinging ballsack hanging from the khaki shorts.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 14:01

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Hell yeah gurren lagaan your feet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt-LFytqkZc

# ? Sep 17, 2020 14:01

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

christmas boots posted:

Trying to imagine a front-loading shoe since we're talking about it now, but the mechanics of walking make that kind of a stupid idea. I guess maybe if you walk backwards a lot? IDK seems like laces are still a better solution for that.

Ah like my steel cap boots :cool:

# ? Sep 17, 2020 15:48

Furnok Dorn: Mar 30, 2004; SOCIALLY WORTHLESS SHUT-IN NERD

socks are shoes made outta shirts

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:20

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Furnok Dorn posted:

socks are shoes made outta shirts

I'm wearing my sweater shoes today.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:27

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Are thigh highs turtlenecks for your feet?

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:29

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

RFC2324 posted:

Are thigh highs turtlenecks for your feet?

They're low cut sweaters for your dick, balls, and/or vagina

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:41

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Spanish Manlove posted:

They're low cut sweaters for your dick, balls, and/or vagina

Wouldn't that be panty hose?

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:42

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

I'm sorry, thigh highs don't actually do anything resembling cover your crotch.

Thats like, explicitly what they don't do

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:44

Horace: Apr 17, 2007; Gone Skiin'

Honoured to have provided the new title, if only indirectly.

I've been working through the Bad With Money thread in BCF, it's loving awesome and I wish I'd discovered it ages ago.

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I got B U R G L E D while I was at work.

BFC: Turns out my insurance has an insane amount of exclusions and barely any of the stolen stuff is covered

PI: My two kitties don't even seem to have noticed. Bet they asked the fuckin' burglar(s) for kibbles

GoGoGadgetChris hosed around with this message at 23:11 on Jan 31, 2019

Hoodwinker posted:

I'm gonna pedant the poo poo out of you, but only because you're Chris: you got burgled, not robbed.

Sorry your poo poo got jacked though.

GoGoGadgetChris has lost $3k worth of firearms in the burglary

Motronic posted:

Including a proper safe which they surely had to destroy to get at them?

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

The safe and its contents remained untouched. I had been to the range last weekend and was lazy about putting a couple items back in the safe. I live alone so it's not the first (but certainly the last) time I've done this.

he is called an irresponsible firearms owner

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

I keep all my firearms in a locked unit that only I have access to, and criminals would require extensive tools and time to open. Sounds plenty responsible to me. Tell your General Consensus they're stupid.

canyoneer posted:

Except that time you didn't and left them scattered around like a Doom level

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Burgled.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 17:28

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Horace posted:

Honoured to have provided the new title, if only indirectly.

I've been working through the Bad With Money thread in BCF, it's loving awesome and I wish I'd discovered it ages ago.

GoGoGadgetChris has lost $3k worth of firearms in the burglary

he is called an irresponsible firearms owner

# ? Sep 17, 2020 17:43

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

RFC2324 posted:

I'm sorry, thigh highs don't actually do anything resembling cover your crotch.

Thats like, explicitly what they don't do

Does that means waders are the foot equivalent of making yourself a burrito in a sleeping bag?

# ? Sep 17, 2020 17:51

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Solice Kirsk posted:

Does that means waders are the foot equivalent of making yourself a burrito in a sleeping bag?

Rain boots are a gimp fetish for your feet

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jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

Do they also work as a feet fetish for your gimp?

# ? Sep 17, 2020 18:00

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

jesus WEP posted:

Do they also work as a feet fetish for your gimp?

Petition to change your name to Jesus WAP

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FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

i'm all about that Wet rear end Ped

# ? Sep 17, 2020 18:07

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

How the gently caress is this thread five years old. I've had two kids and built a house in the time this thread's been active.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 22:10

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Five years sounds like a short time frame for two kids to build a house.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 22:40

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

Five years sounds like a short time frame for two kids to build a house.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 22:44

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

christmas boots posted:

Trying to imagine a front-loading shoe since we're talking about it now, but the mechanics of walking make that kind of a stupid idea. I guess maybe if you walk backwards a lot? IDK seems like laces are still a better solution for that.

I'm picturing flexible with an open V at the toes? So you push your heel into it which opens the shoe and then it closes around your toes when your foot is all the way in?

# ? Sep 17, 2020 23:20

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Mr. Sunshine posted:

How the gently caress is this thread five years old. I've had two kids and built a house in the time this thread's been active.

p sure this is far from the oldest thread in PYF, much less the forums themselves

# ? Sep 17, 2020 23:33

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

I mean, the last quotes thread lasted like 10 months, so 5 years is not too shabby.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 23:39

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

We've had threads where people looked at pictures of people playing a 90s RPG last longer than presidential terms. Five years is nothing.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 23:42

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

We've had threads where people looked at pictures of people playing a 90s RPG last longer than presidential terms. Five years is nothing.

But the current presidential term has been going on for, what, 20 years now?

# ? Sep 17, 2020 23:43

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

The woodoworking thread in DIY still has my first posts from when I worked on my very first project in September of 2012.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 00:03

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

RFC2324 posted:

p sure this is far from the oldest thread in PYF, much less the forums themselves

TFR had to have our mega-threads ripped from our cold, dead hands. The deals thread is from 2008 and there were far older threads before it became the oldest non-stickied one. Less impressive than an old thread in PYF or GBS, sure.

What's the oldest thread in Games, I wonder?

# ? Sep 18, 2020 00:13

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

isn't it Deals that has the oldest thread? I feel like this came up recently.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 00:22

Paper Tiger: Jun 17, 2007; 🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

madeintaipei posted:

What's the oldest thread in Games, I wonder?

I was curious so I ran some searches.

Including subforums: The Game Room � The new MIA thread: Grandma got eaten by a bugbear. First post July 2006, most recent post July 2019, not yet archived. It's the only thread that shows up in search for posts more than 14 years old.

If it's just Games proper: Games � The Beatmania IIDX Thread (If the record breaks, don't try and fix it.). First post June 2007, most recent post August 2020, not yet archived. It's the only thread that shows up in search for posts more than 13 years old.

EDIT: The Feedback & Discussion � Positive / negative seller comment form: thread in SA-Mart had its first post in April 2002, and had its most recent post a couple days ago. It's the only thread that shows up in search for posts more than 18 years old. Get that thread a ballot application!

Paper Tiger has a new favorite as of 02:55 on Sep 18, 2020

# ? Sep 18, 2020 00:26

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Wow, 2006. I was still living with like eight dudes in a 2 bedroom/1 bath apartment.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 00:29

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

I didn't have any internet access between 2002 when I left my parents and 2004, when I got my own place. This wasn't even that weird at the time.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 01:06

dobbymoodge: Mar 8, 2005

Pick posted:

what about my feet? they're more like hands

I seriously thought this was a Lucian Freud painting at first.

In a bad way.

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Sleeveless: Dec 25, 2014; by Pragmatica

The Tim & Eric thread in TVIV started in February of 2017 and is still active. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2308772&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

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