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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

You know, I went looking for the origin of this meme, and the earliest reference I can find predates the internet, in this 1979 article from Rolling Stone which is about vans and the people who drive vans and the people who drink while they are driving vans and the festivals they drive them to and it's so much fun to read I felt compelled to share:

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/the-national-truck-in-invasion-of-the-ignoroids-45425/

quote:

“I would say we’ve had true inter-truckinary ignorance for about three years now. That’s creative ignorance, where the term ‘Ignorance through Research’ came from. What I like about these events is buildin’ things with my buddies, creatin’ an environment where you can cut loose. If people stay the same all the time, they go nuts, you know? But if you call someone just plain ignorant, or disgustin’ ignorant, to me that’s not a compliment. That’s like when you were a kid and didn’t have anythin’ to do so you got into a fight.”

“How come the Oral Gynecology Lab wasn’t reopened this year?”

“I asked them not to,” says Flame. “I’m a Catholic myself. I mean, there’s room for everybody at an event. Sex is still a big thing here, and a necessary thing — it’s bigger than all of us — but it’s not the main thing. I’d also be upset if we had Babies on Fire again. Life means something to me. I don’t like to see dying things, or fun made of dying things. I told Fast and Bulbous George that if he ever laughed at burning babies again, I’d … well, not everything needs to be spat on and mocked.”

“Does the drug use bother you?” I ask.

“It’s nothing like when I was in the Navy. That was professional drugs. Here it’s just a little for personal use.”

Sounds like Burning Man except less insufferable. And with more vans.

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Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/WNNxJ7u.mp4

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Ah man, uprooted trees can definitely do that. End bind bucking is always sketchy as hell. I usually use the very tip of my bar to cut the last piece holding it so I can move out of the way in a hurry. I end bind bucked a tree on a downhill once, and as soon as that last little bit was cut through, the entire tree (so about 100 foot of log) rolled down a hill forty yards before coming to rest against another tree, smashing manzanita and saplings as it went.

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

Apparently, the thread namesake hasn't been doing too well in response to our contemporary situation:

https://twitter.com/jamieson/status/1306611160624640000?s=20

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

aphid_licker posted:

Camp fire was caused by the failure of a 97 year old cast iron hook that was holding up a 115kV line

https://twitter.com/TubeTimeUS/status/1306359385656946688

For some reason, using a hook seems nuts to me, though I don't see how a bolted joint would be a better solution.

I'd at least add a safety line like the one in my garage that catches the springs if the connectors break.

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Uthor posted:

For some reason, using a hook seems nuts to me, though I don't see how a bolted joint would be a better solution.

I'd at least add a safety line like the one in my garage that catches the springs if the connectors break.

Aren’t they changing them suspended from helicopters sometimes? The problem isn’t the hook concept it’s using a 100 year old one with corrosion cracking

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
If you never look for problems you never find any, and if you never find any problems you never need to fix any!

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by VideoGames
Hell Gem

zedprime posted:

She needs to rotate her tires.

Just want you to know I appreciated this.

Hardon Crime
Jan 15, 2020

hubba hubba hubba hubba

Pacra posted:

Apparently, the thread namesake hasn't been doing too well in response to our contemporary situation:

https://twitter.com/jamieson/status/1306611160624640000?s=20

speaking of tip of the iceberg

who knows what insane poo poo we'll see because the freaks in charge of these regulations now

answering that question would be a great labor safety thread in CSPAM

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Uthor posted:

For some reason, using a hook seems nuts to me, though I don't see how a bolted joint would be a better solution.

I'd at least add a safety line like the one in my garage that catches the springs if the connectors break.

It's a massive thing, and it's part of a system designed to move with the weather. The wire rides in the hook. They're designed to be replaced as they wear down.

They should never get this bad:



The Camp Fire hook actually broke at that notch.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
97 to 100 years in use and probably never inspected. Good grief...

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

aphid_licker posted:

Camp fire was caused by the failure of a 97 year old cast iron hook that was holding up a 115kV line

https://twitter.com/TubeTimeUS/status/1306359385656946688

To be precise, 97 years old is their best guess because they don't actually have records on any of that infrastructure.

That was a big surprise to me (the age, not the losing records part), I always figured those giant transmission towers were a product of the 1950's or 60's, just because that seemed like a big period of large infrastructure projects like the interstate and all that.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
The hook was converted to shareholder value.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

The design was actually pretty drat good, given that it lasted 97 years.

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

The Lone Badger posted:

The design was actually pretty drat good, given that it lasted 97 years.

Actually it was overbuilt, considering that it outlasted its creators. They should switch to a hook 1/10 the thickness and convert the high upfront cost into an ongoing revenue stream.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

CarForumPoster posted:

Aren’t they changing them suspended from helicopters sometimes? The problem isn’t the hook concept it’s using a 100 year old one with corrosion cracking

lol gently caress it wasn't even corrosion it was just the physical action of grinding the metal of the hook against the metal of the cables for a hundred years. if you look at the photos of the hook itself, it actually has very little oxidation and degredation. this was straight up some water carving a canyon poo poo

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Plus, would they have even used helicopters 100 years ago? Wikipedia says this was the first full-production helicopter, and that was 80 years ago.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Sex Skeleton posted:

Actually it was overbuilt, considering that it outlasted its creators. They should switch to a hook 1/10 the thickness and convert the high upfront cost into an ongoing revenue stream.

Make it a subscription model. The hook and end plate are from different manufacturers, and you pay them a yearly rate to make sure the hook isn’t actually made of Jell-O and won’t tear loose at the lightest breeze. If you don’t, well, enjoy your fires.

EDIT: they will diversify or go out of business within a year and leave you with no maintenance or documentation.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Just take the forests around all the power lines.

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

Nocheez posted:

97 to 100 years in use and probably never inspected. Good grief...

It was probably inspected. But the inspection was probably just someone cruising past in a truck every few years to see if it was still standing.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Varkk posted:

It was probably inspected. But the inspection was probably just someone cruising past in a truck every few years to see if it was still standing.

Thats exactly what the thread says. They fly by them in helicopters and "yup, still there" then zoom away.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Just take the forests around all the power lines.

See, that's the beauty of it!
Every hundred years or so the lines automatically clear tens of thousands of acres around them, and they don't even charge you for the additional service!

bonelessdongs
Jul 17, 2019
I'm wondering how many people saw a hook with a neatly worn down notch and assumed it was actually an intentional notch

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

bonelessdongs posted:

I'm wondering how many people saw a hook with a neatly worn down notch and assumed it was actually an intentional notch

0 :v:

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009

iwentdoodie posted:

Thats exactly what the thread says. They fly by them in helicopters and "yup, still there" then zoom away.

If only there were some king of high tech, allowing travel across distances and seeing things, what if we can invent little flying things, and attach camera to them.. and call them drones or something dunno :thunk:

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Just take the forests around all the power lines.

This right here is actually the source of the current kerfuffle in my county. PG&E has an Enhanced Vegetation Management program where they remove trees in any area with a frequent fire return interval that have any kind of defect. Some of my friends are contractors for companies on that contract.

People are mad. On one hand, people don't want lines starting fires and on the other, how dare PG&E clear the right of way on my property? It doesn't seem to be a possibility to most folks that you can't have it both ways. Sure, you can put lines underground but the last quote I heard 1.4 million dollars for a mile of line. These people want to live in their low density housing development out in the country and have all of the amenities, but don't want any of the hassle of maintaining those services.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

The White Dragon posted:

lol gently caress it wasn't even corrosion it was just the physical action of grinding the metal of the hook against the metal of the cables for a hundred years. if you look at the photos of the hook itself, it actually has very little oxidation and degredation. this was straight up some water carving a canyon poo poo

It actually wasn’t grinding against the cable but against a metal plate it was suspended from. A metal plate that had been bolted on because the original part the hook was holding on to had already been worn down. When they bolted on that plate they would have seen the wear on the hook.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Zopotantor posted:

It actually wasn’t grinding against the cable but against a metal plate it was suspended from. A metal plate that had been bolted on because the original part the hook was holding on to had already been worn down. When they bolted on that plate they would have seen the wear on the hook.

"This hook's got wear on it."
"We're not here to replace the hook, we're here to bolt on this plate. We'll mention it when we get back, someone will do something about it at some point"
later
"Eh it's got a good ten years or so left at least, and buying new hooks would cost a bunch, so we'll do it later."

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

agrielaios posted:

If only there were some king of high tech, allowing travel across distances and seeing things, what if we can invent little flying things, and attach camera to them.. and call them drones or something dunno :thunk:

I work for a small lines company and we are actually looking at bringing in drones for inspection and surveys for new lines. There is a bunch of red tape to work through to get it happening. Especially for the inspections as that will require a close approach permit and since this is a new kind of inspection etc there is no current procedure for granting it.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

The Lone Badger posted:

The design was actually pretty drat good, given that it lasted 97 years.

My thoughts, too.

I bet the original design spec was for something to last 25 years, with a full inspection every 10 years - the problem being that all the people who knew this retired from the company...then their replacements retired..then the replacements' replacements retired and this knowledge was lost.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
In local truckfuckling, a courier service ignored the high wind speed warnings on the Auckland harbour bridge:



A second truck then got blown into the superstructure of the bridge.

Worst part is, the other way across the harbour would've only cost them seven minutes.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/UXj4Ocv.mp4

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009

Varkk posted:

I work for a small lines company and we are actually looking at bringing in drones for inspection and surveys for new lines. There is a bunch of red tape to work through to get it happening. Especially for the inspections as that will require a close approach permit and since this is a new kind of inspection etc there is no current procedure for granting it.

So private sectors can't yet do the job that good guy bureaucracy can't be arsed to try to do at all

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

No it is more one division of the company can’t do it because another division in the same company hasn’t defined the rules on doing it yet. Although one thing they did set on is requiring the drone pilot be recognised by the CAA and to do that they need to log a number of hours using a drone in a professional setting. Of course they can’t exactly get those hours until they have a framework for flying the inspections on the lines. They are doing some work on it on a trial basis until they actually define the proper rules.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Dammit, why do the good ones not have audio?

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Humphreys posted:

Dammit, why do the good ones not have audio?

https://news.sky.com/video/cyclist-almost-gets-hit-by-train-after-jumping-barriers-10873494

Frazzbo
Feb 2, 2006

Thistle dubh

Uthor posted:

Plus, would they have even used helicopters 100 years ago? Wikipedia says this was the first full-production helicopter, and that was 80 years ago.



Lovin' the safety-certified trilby!

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Uthor posted:

Plus, would they have even used helicopters 100 years ago? Wikipedia says this was the first full-production helicopter, and that was 80 years ago.



I'm the little basket in the front for when you go on a beer run.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Just take the forests around all the power lines.

Meant to say rake but it autocorrected.
:sad:

Ornamental Dingbat fucked around with this message at 12:49 on Sep 18, 2020

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madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

dialhforhero posted:

I'm the little basket in the front for when you go on a beer run.

The R4 looked much more like a modern aircraft. Imagine it though, crashing in the Burmese jungle and they send a grossly over-sized sycamore seed attached to an engine and two lawn chairs to the rescue.

"You sure this thing is safe!?"
"Want me to go back? No? Ok, hop in."

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