Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Froghammer posted:

Dwarf without a beard, 0/10

what do you think the "fur bikini" is?

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# ? May 9, 2024 06:11

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I shall crosspost from the newspaper comic strips thread, where we have been struggling with a similar problem. Note the texture on the pinup swimsuit:

Selachian posted:

Edge of Quick Thinking

# ? Sep 15, 2020 21:00

For_Great_Justice: Apr 21, 2010; JUST CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE GAMES WORKSHOP!

Maybe I'm just numb from all the horror we see in here and around ebay but big tit dwarf just holding an ax barely sets off my wtf alarms.

# ? Sep 15, 2020 23:47

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

goatface posted:

I shall crosspost from the newspaper comic strips thread, where we have been struggling with a similar problem. Note the texture on the pinup swimsuit:

I'm more concerned with the fact that the woman seems to be pulling her own head clean off.

# ? Sep 15, 2020 23:55

Floppychop: Mar 30, 2012

# ? Sep 16, 2020 03:55

Tsilkani: Jul 28, 2013

Floppychop posted:

Make this a kit and I will field an ARMY.

# ? Sep 16, 2020 04:07

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Floppychop posted:

booger bolters

# ? Sep 16, 2020 04:08

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Floppychop posted:

loving OWNS

# ? Sep 16, 2020 04:34

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Floppychop posted:

Give this a solid paint job and I'm in!

# ? Sep 16, 2020 05:10

Silhouette: Nov 16, 2002; SONIC BOOM!!!

Floppychop posted:

this is pretty much how i'm doing my legion of the damned vehicles so thanks for the inspirational photo

# ? Sep 16, 2020 06:45

Lord Hypnostache: Nov 6, 2009; OATHBREAKER

And here's the finished product https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcNsNkpna2A

Honestly I'm kind of disappointed. This is the kind of unspiration I hate to see the most, where the model falls short of it's potential. The model itself is just bonkers but the paintjob is just adequate. I mean it's fine and all, but feels like it's not elevating how crazy this thing is. If you're going to go all out on building a model, you also need to go all out on the paintjob.

# ? Sep 16, 2020 08:28

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

Lord Hypnostache posted:

And here's the finished product https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcNsNkpna2A

Honestly I'm kind of disappointed. This is the kind of unspiration I hate to see the most, where the model falls short of it's potential. The model itself is just bonkers but the paintjob is just adequate. I mean it's fine and all, but feels like it's not elevating how crazy this thing is. If you're going to go all out on building a model, you also need to go all out on the paintjob.

Quite often there seems to be an inverse relation between building skills and painting skills, which is a bummer

# ? Sep 16, 2020 08:40

the fart question: Mar 21, 2007; College Slice

Floppychop posted:

Wrong thread

# ? Sep 16, 2020 09:43

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

# ? Sep 16, 2020 12:06

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Winklebottom posted:

the fart question posted:

Wrong thread

# ? Sep 16, 2020 14:40

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

I assume that has to have been hand sculpted rather than printed (though who knows these days). It's really well done.

# ? Sep 16, 2020 14:44

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

goatface posted:

I assume that has to have been hand sculpted rather than printed (though who knows these days). It's really well done.

It's printed, there's also a Abaddon variant

https://www.reptilian-overlords.com/product/handsome-war-masters/

# ? Sep 16, 2020 15:41

PoptartsNinja: May 9, 2008; He is still almost definitely not a spy; Soiled Meat

Handsome Squidward, Primarch of the Ultramarines.

# ? Sep 16, 2020 17:58

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Squidwardens chapter when?

# ? Sep 16, 2020 18:18

Exinos: Mar 1, 2009; OSHA approved squiq

Squidmarines

# ? Sep 17, 2020 04:31

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Bucnasti posted:

Bigtiddydorfgurl aside, unless that's an oversized die, that is a really good paintjob for a really tiny miniature.

I thought the same, I'm really curious if that is s standard sized die or not.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 13:24

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

Winklebottom posted:

Eagle head should�ve been painted blue

# ? Sep 17, 2020 14:19

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Dunno what I think of this.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:15

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Ugleb posted:

Dunno what I think of this.

In it, voted 5.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:16

Count Thrashula: Jun 1, 2003; Death is nothing compared to vindication.; Buglord

Ugleb posted:

Dunno what I think of this.

Casualty markers are one thing, it's better than AK Interactive who just put out a new book on how to properly model gas chambers, mass graves, and other fun topics. gently caress those guys.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:26

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

NUMBER 1 FULCI FAN posted:

Casualty markers are one thing, it's better than AK Interactive who just put out a new book on how to properly model gas chambers, mass graves, and other fun topics. gently caress those guys.

So definitely not Nazi fetishists?

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:43

Count Thrashula: Jun 1, 2003; Death is nothing compared to vindication.; Buglord

Ugleb posted:

So definitely not Nazi fetishists?

Dunno what would make you say that about the AK Interactive staff!

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I think in this guys case he's just a fan of Sugary Snacks.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:51

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Someone had to choose to design and print that shirt. Then sell it. Then that man had to buy it. So many decisions.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 16:56

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Front left shirt, it's a thing isn't it?

# ? Sep 17, 2020 17:22

Winklebottom: Dec 19, 2007

Ugleb posted:

Front left shirt, it's a thing isn't it?

Sure is!

# ? Sep 17, 2020 17:42

LashLightning: Feb 20, 2010; You know you didn't have to go post that, right?
But it's fine, I guess...
You just keep being you!

Ugleb posted:

Dunno what I think of this.

Part of a range of "what if Napoleonic War but all the countries have different names and are fantasy races, i.e. Britain is now Albion and populated by Orcs". One side probably rides hippos as cavalry, and casualty markers aren't unknown to wargaming.

Although they do have a daft "torture chamber" set elsewhere on the website.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 18:05

Cessna: Feb 20, 2013; KHABAHBLOOOM

Ugleb posted:

Front left shirt, it's a thing isn't it?

I would bet a paycheck that guy is a cop.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 18:22

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Winklebottom posted:

Sure is!

For all their supposed aryan genetic superiority, they sure picked an image of a skull that looked like it came from Sloth in The Goonies.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 20:27

Fashionable Jorts: Jan 18, 2010; Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you

Winklebottom posted:

Sure is!

Are We The Baddies Dot Jay Peg

# ? Sep 17, 2020 20:53

Mr. Sunshine: May 15, 2008; This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt); Fun Shoe

Skulls are cool. I even have a skull inside my head at this very moment! But of course nazis had to go ruin it for everyone...

# ? Sep 17, 2020 20:59

lovestick: Feb 11, 2006; ~30303030303~

Remember, according to Frontline Gaming it's "just a skull!"

# ? Sep 18, 2020 04:46

Silhouette: Nov 16, 2002; SONIC BOOM!!!

2/10 not enough cat hair stuck in the paint

# ? Sep 18, 2020 05:44

Bucnasti: Aug 14, 2012; I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

For all their supposed aryan genetic superiority, they sure picked an image of a skull that looked like it came from Sloth in The Goonies.

lovestick posted:

Remember, according to Frontline Gaming it's "just a skull!"

That�s why I call bullshit on their claim. It�s a loving stupid looking skull, nobody who looks at that skull without knowing what it means is going to say �that looks bitchin and belongs on my carefully painted robotman�. The only person who thinks that skull is cool is a fuckin nazi.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 06:37