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Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Small Gay Planet posted:

kill all ~~straight~~ white people

Niiiice try but we have gay people :shrug:

# ? Sep 17, 2020 17:34

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# ? May 26, 2024 23:07

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Slouching east toward Demolition man.

Adding link to story https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Food/taco-bell-debuts-wine-jalapeno-noir-pair-chalupas/story?id=73019101

Aleph Null has issued a correction as of 20:06 on Sep 17, 2020

# ? Sep 17, 2020 20:03

chairface: Oct 28, 2007; No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

Aleph Null posted:

Slouching east toward Demolition man.

Time to live in the sewers and get a sawed-off shotgun

# ? Sep 17, 2020 20:22

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

Wheeee posted:

a feast to provoke the envy of kings

Brothers, tonight we feast like the heathen Trumps of old

# ? Sep 17, 2020 20:46

side_burned: Nov 3, 2004; My mother is a fish.

Aleph Null posted:

Slouching east toward Demolition man.

Adding link to story https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Food/taco-bell-debuts-wine-jalapeno-noir-pair-chalupas/story?id=73019101

I am a beer nerd and have had about half dozen beers made with peppers and they all suck. I can't imagine this being better.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 22:40

Ice Phisherman: Apr 12, 2007; Swimming upstream
into the sunset

Aleph Null posted:

Slouching east toward Demolition man.

Adding link to story https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Food/taco-bell-debuts-wine-jalapeno-noir-pair-chalupas/story?id=73019101

I see it's from the Cheesy Chalupa Estates.

I hear it was pretty good until they got rid of half of their wine selection.

# ? Sep 17, 2020 22:49

Marzzle: Dec 1, 2004; Bursting with flavor

side_burned posted:

I am a beer nerd and have had about half dozen beers made with peppers and they all suck. I can't imagine this being better.

if mexican chocolate imperial stouts are wrong I don't wanna be right

# ? Sep 18, 2020 03:54

Gods_Butthole: Aug 9, 2020; Can't post for 8 years!

Aleph Null posted:

Slouching east toward Demolition man.

Adding link to story https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Food/taco-bell-debuts-wine-jalapeno-noir-pair-chalupas/story?id=73019101

maybe 2020 isn't so bad after all :unsmith:

# ? Sep 18, 2020 05:25

Lazyhound: Mar 1, 2004; A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

side_burned posted:

I am a beer nerd and have had about half dozen beers made with peppers and they all suck. I can't imagine this being better.

I'm pretty sure it's just a regular Pinot Noir with a punny name.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 05:36

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

Lazyhound posted:

I'm pretty sure it's just a regular Pinot Noir with a punny name.

Seems that way. Only description of the taste I could find was that it has "notes of wild strawberry, cherry and beetroot". Pretty sure if there was any actual Jalape�os in it that description would be pretty different.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 06:06

Take the plunge! Okay!: Feb 24, 2007

Some red wines have prominent green pepper aromas, could be the case with this one. I just accidentally guillotined myself, didn�t I?

# ? Sep 18, 2020 06:09

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Aleph Null posted:

Slouching east toward Demolition man.

Adding link to story https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Food/taco-bell-debuts-wine-jalapeno-noir-pair-chalupas/story?id=73019101

Something about this picture makes me want to try a deep fried taco

# ? Sep 18, 2020 13:15

FutonForensic: Nov 11, 2012

Splicer posted:

Something about this picture makes me want to try a deep fried taco

make your own tacos dorados. they're good.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 17:54

Vox Nihili: May 28, 2008

side_burned posted:

I am a beer nerd and have had about half dozen beers made with peppers and they all suck. I can't imagine this being better.

As far as I can tell they don't actually put peppers in in, they just think "jalaPINOT" is a funny pun.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 18:39

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/BreatheNewWinds/status/1306717198421901312

# ? Sep 18, 2020 19:01

thalweg: Aug 26, 2019

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

Some red wines have prominent green pepper aromas, could be the case with this one. I just accidentally guillotined myself, didn’t I?

Not usually in pinot noir though. You get those aromas from pyrazines, which are for example pretty common to note in cab sauv or cab Franc (and in whites, sauvignon blanc - SB and CF are CS's parent grapes too). I think ripeness affects how intense that particular aroma is, with more ripe grapes having less pyrazines but it could be more complicated than that.

I will now take your place in the guillotine.

thalweg has issued a correction as of 20:00 on Sep 18, 2020

# ? Sep 18, 2020 19:58

Tulip: Jun 3, 2008; yeah thats pretty good

side_burned posted:

I am a beer nerd and have had about half dozen beers made with peppers and they all suck. I can't imagine this being better.

I like pepper beers I've only had two (Founder's Scorpion and a very local brewpub made one like..5 years ago?) I'll drink yours.

ekuNNN posted:

https://twitter.com/BreatheNewWinds/status/1306717198421901312

Honestly, "put your air conditioning in your clothes" has been a scifi staple for decades if not over a century, it's only surprising that it took til now for us to think it was worth more than not looking dorky.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 20:09

FutonForensic: Nov 11, 2012

wake me up when I can filter drinkable water from the poopoo & peepee I make in my bodysuit

# ? Sep 18, 2020 20:14

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

sony put out a cooling vest a while back but I think they only sell it in Japan. no idea how well it works though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C56zONHJryk

FutonForensic posted:

wake me up when I can filter drinkable water from the poopoo & peepee I make in my bodysuit

if we ever get stillsuits they'll be connected to a janky app that breaks down all the time and the thigh pads will leak so you smell like poo poo.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 20:16

mystes: May 31, 2006

uber_stoat posted:

sony put out a cooling vest a while back but I think they only sell it in Japan. no idea how well it works though.

Cooling the back of your neck makes you feel cooler but it seems like it would make you more likely to give yourself heatstroke or something because it's not actually cooling the rest of your body.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 20:20

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With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
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tbh I�m surprised that helmet is only $200. feels like the kind of product they�d charge closer to $1000 for just because gently caress the poor

# ? Sep 18, 2020 20:21

FutonForensic: Nov 11, 2012

uber_stoat posted:

if we ever get stillsuits they'll be connected to a janky app that breaks down all the time and the thigh pads will leak so you smell like poo poo.

oh god it's juicero 2.0, poocero, where it's just easier to punch your butt to push the poop through the filter rather than use the subscription service

# ? Sep 18, 2020 20:23

RudeCat: Aug 7, 2012; The rudest cat for the rudest jobs

christmas boots posted:

tbh I’m surprised that helmet is only $200. feels like the kind of product they’d charge closer to $1000 for just because gently caress the poor

I think the $200 price tag does a pretty good job of loving the poor.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 20:54

Gods_Butthole: Aug 9, 2020; Can't post for 8 years!

mystes posted:

Cooling the back of your neck makes you feel cooler but it seems like it would make you more likely to give yourself heatstroke or something because it's not actually cooling the rest of your body.

I think if it's cooling the blood flowing through your neck then it will help keep your core body temperature down.

# ? Sep 18, 2020 21:03

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Honestly sweating is a great cooling system, really you just need fans to keep air moving

# ? Sep 18, 2020 21:07

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

bike tory posted:

Honestly sweating is a great cooling system, really you just need fans to keep air moving

and low humidity, sweating stops working as temps and humidity rise:

https://www.ucsusa.org/resources/killer-heat-united-states-0

quote:

By midcentury (2036�2065):

The average number of days per year with a heat index above 100�F will more than double, while the number of days per year above 105�F will quadruple.

More than one-third of the area of the United States will experience heat conditions once per year, on average, that are so extreme they exceed the current NWS heat index range�that is, they are literally off the charts.

Nearly one-third of the nation�s 481 urban areas with a population of 50,000 people or more will experience an average of 30 or more days per year with a heat index above 105�F, a rise from just three cities historically (El Centro and Indio, California, and Yuma, Arizona).

Assuming no changes in population, the number of people experiencing 30 or more days with a heat index above 105�F in an average year will increase from just under 900,000 to more than 90 million�nearly one-third of the US population.

Countrywide, more than 1,900 people per year have historically been exposed to the equivalent of a week or more of off-the-charts heat conditions; this number is projected to rise to more than 6 million people by midcentury�again, assuming no population changes.

Late in the century (2070�2099):

The United States will experience, on average, four times as many days per year with a heat index above 100�F, and nearly eight times as many days per year above 105�F, as it has historically.

At least once per year, on average, more than 60 percent of the United States by area will experience off-the charts conditions that exceed the NWS heat index range and present mortal danger to people.

More than 60 percent of urban areas in the United States�nearly 300 of 481�will experience an average of 30 or more days with a heat index above 105�F.

The number of people who experience those same conditions�still assuming no population change�will increase to about 180 million people, roughly 60 percent of the population of the contiguous United States.

The number of people exposed to the equivalent of a week or more of off-the-charts heat conditions will rise to roughly 120 million people, more than one-third of the population.

"Cool" map here:
https://ucsusa.maps.arcgis.com/apps/MapSeries/index.html?appid=e4e9082a1ec343c794d27f3e12dd006d

# ? Sep 18, 2020 21:59

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Trabisnikof posted:

and low humidity, sweating stops working as temps and humidity rise:

https://www.ucsusa.org/resources/killer-heat-united-states-0

"Cool" map here:
https://ucsusa.maps.arcgis.com/apps/MapSeries/index.html?appid=e4e9082a1ec343c794d27f3e12dd006d

I was feeling okayish about being in Minnesota until the "off the charts" late century one :stare:

# ? Sep 18, 2020 22:11

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

hobbesmaster posted:

I was feeling okayish about being in Minnesota until the "off the charts" late century one

hey less than 10 days a year with lethal heat, not too bad!

# ? Sep 18, 2020 22:14

sincx: Jul 13, 2012; furiously masturbating to anime titties

sincx has issued a correction as of 05:58 on Mar 23, 2021

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:21

chairface: Oct 28, 2007; No matter what you believe, I don't believe in you.

sincx posted:

https://twitter.com/girlmeetsNG/status/1306720104038752257

pornhub is the only one of those that does anything worthwhile at all and even it is problematic and vulnerable as hell

# ? Sep 18, 2020 23:36

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Trabisnikof posted:

and low humidity, sweating stops working as temps and humidity rise:

https://www.ucsusa.org/resources/killer-heat-united-states-0

"Cool" map here:
https://ucsusa.maps.arcgis.com/apps/MapSeries/index.html?appid=e4e9082a1ec343c794d27f3e12dd006d

Stops working as well sure, but the great thing about air is that as it gets hotter it can hold more moisture! Even in the tropics 80% RH is pretty high, so the air is far from saturation and so long as it's kept moving over your skin it will be able to take away heat pretty well.

I haven't seen much about how climate change will change RH but intuitively it seems like it shouldn't change much?

# ? Sep 19, 2020 01:09

Food Boner: Jul 2, 2005

unless you live on the coast then you'll be underwater

i dont understand relative humidity

# ? Sep 19, 2020 01:25

Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Food Boner posted:

i dont understand relative humidity

if it�s relatively humid i ain�t happy :dadjoke:

# ? Sep 19, 2020 01:57

Sound Mr. Brown: Feb 21, 2005; The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.

sincx posted:

https://twitter.com/girlmeetsNG/status/1306720104038752257

in the tweet, "weird Twitter alone could cover about 5 of these..." lol

# ? Sep 19, 2020 15:23

StashAugustine: Mar 24, 2013; Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

chairface posted:

pornhub is the only one of those that does anything worthwhile at all and even it is problematic and vulnerable as hell

amazon provides real services. they're evil as hell about it but they're at least doing something vaguely useful with the evil

# ? Sep 19, 2020 15:46

PerniciousKnid: Sep 13, 2006

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

yeah me too

This year was the moment I finally decided to start getting off my rear end- food not bombs, the IWW, the DSA, mutual aid, the SRA, there are plenty of orgs. Make connections before it’s too late. Buy a gun and get training if you can afford it and you’re so inclined before it’s too late.