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Sandweed posted:My mum is always screaming about how JK Rowling is being prosecuted and that Richard Dawkins is the smartest guy around. Someone got offended when I burst out laughing when they dropped ’Professor Jordan Peterson said…’ into conversation recently. dog snipe Torquemada fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Sep 18, 2020 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I'd answer your call, Citizen.
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Mailer posted:Reasons to stop being negative and embrace Star Citizen:
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Torquemada posted:Someone got offended when I burst out laughing when they dropped ’Professor Jordan Peterson said…’ into conversation recently. Indeed, somebody got rather defensive when I noted that their overt bigotry lined up rather nicely with their consistent posting in the JordanPeterson subreddit. Imagine trying to use the lobster man as a reference in discussions.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 14:40 |
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SC development feels like a reverse cookie clicker game at this point. Less and less is happening despite more and more resources being thrown at it.
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Torquemada posted:Someone got offended when I burst out laughing when they dropped ’Professor Jordan Peterson said…’ into conversation recently. The one who advocated an all-beef diet, got addicted to drugs, had a dodgy Russian hospital put him in a coma, contracted COVID-19 and nearly died? Yeah, I can see why people would follow his advice.
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 14:50 |
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Do you think Chris wanders into the devs at random and hands over a USB with 'I just coded this bit blitter' and they all do a happy dance, OR do you think devs just open up the code base and see their hard work replaced with Chris code at random?
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 14:52 |
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Working remotely has got to be tough for Chris since he can’t randomly sit down next to devs and tell them to scrap and redo all of their work anymore. Or maybe now he just shows up at their homes unannounced.
colonelwest fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Sep 18, 2020 |
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happyhippy posted:Do you think Chris wanders into the devs at random and hands over a USB with 'I just coded this bit blitter' and they all do a happy dance, USB? I think you're over-estimating Chris' computer-things-up-to-dated-ness. It'll be on zip disks.
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happyhippy posted:Do you think Chris wanders into the devs at random and hands over a USB with 'I just coded this bit blitter' and they all do a happy dance,
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# ? Sep 18, 2020 15:04 |
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Someone needs to leave a copy of this on Crobbers desk (if he's ever in the office any more):
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Reporter: Chris, what do you think of the Nvidia-Arm deal? Chris: Well, uhhh, it's not surprising, uhhh ehhh we've been ahead of the curve on ARMS for years now, when you see what we did with GRABBY HANDS and uhh your spaceman who CONTROLS THE CONTROLS THAT CONTROL THE SHIP you can see that we've had BESPOKE ARMS TECHNOLOGY for a few years now, it's been part of my vision that you have ARMS, so I think we're going to see a lot more of that in the future.
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Mu77ley posted:Someone needs to leave a copy of this on Crobbers desk (if he's ever in the office any more): Surely, at least three of those companies are part of the umbrella of
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Zaphod42 posted:"Game design is an iterative process. There's no-one who writes a design doc and then a few weeks later comes along and says 'great, what's next'" Consider me blowing milk out of my nose that they dared to mention a design document. I'm sure they'll be able to share that document so everybody can know exactly what Star Citizen is supposed to be.
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colonelwest posted:Lol nice, I keep seeing the Citizenry throw out 2027-2028 as a release date, like its what they always expected. I can’t imagine what a CryEngine game from 2012 will look like well into the PS6 era. I imagine by then we'll be up to Unreal Engine 6, and the whole screen will just be per-pixel composite where the number of polygons don't even matter anymore and if your art team is good enough your game can look like real life with almost difficult to perceive differences.
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Mu77ley posted:Someone needs to leave a copy of this on Crobbers desk (if he's ever in the office any more): Should roll it up and bop him on the noggin with it imo
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The Titanic posted:I imagine by then we'll be up to Unreal Engine 6, and the whole screen will just be per-pixel composite where the number of polygons don't even matter anymore and if your art team is good enough your game can look like real life with almost difficult to perceive differences. Yeah the tech advances this generation are already staggering, another ten years of engine and art improvements will be fuckimg incredible
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Jonny Shiloh posted:LOL pretty much every comment under that video references the Star Wars aesthetic of the homestead concept art. Is Ryan Archer back at the company? And the inventory system - sheesh, the way Jared makes it sound like SC has developed something truly never seen before, a *gasp* drag and drop inventory box, oh to be alive in such times. I don't like drag and drop inventory. I like to use a controller and anything that doesn't let me use a controller is kind of junk. Maybe I'm in the old minority these days but I personally like how the clunkiness we had to deal with the the 90's and early 2K of gaming has gotten some good UI attention and improvement.
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Shazback posted:SC development feels like a reverse cookie clicker game at this point. Less and less is happening despite more and more resources being thrown at it. This is a hallmark definition of when a team is generally working on some legacy software that has reached critical mass and the ultimate solution is to rewrite it from ground up. When it's your video game that has never even come out yet, I'm not even sure what to say other than you made some very serious mistakes very early on and you're in major trouble. Not that this is tremendous news to anybody.
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happyhippy posted:Do you think Chris wanders into the devs at random and hands over a USB with 'I just coded this bit blitter' and they all do a happy dance, I highly doubt anybody has this problem. Judging from the one time he was seen actually using a computer, he is not developing anything at all in a programming world on a computer anywhere.
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The Titanic posted:Judging from the one time he was seen actually using a computer, he is not developing anything at all in a programming world on a computer anywhere. I’m sure he’s using the far, far more pernicious and effective “if I can distill this feature into a pithy one sentence description, then it’s easy to implement” approach to torturing his devs.
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I'd classify CRs computer savviness as being in the realm of "zoom and enhance" where in he more or less looks like he knows enough to fool people watching a TV show who also don't know how to use a computer. Go ahead and prove me wrong and have him do a YouTube video of him digging into the physics code he's working on. Or have him make a video of him playing his own video game. Either of these will be fine. If you can show me him playing his game I will immediately believe he is also a AAAA programmer capable of writing the next GTA game by himself. I'm super easy to appease here.
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Flared Basic Bitch posted:I’m sure he’s using the far, far more pernicious and effective “if I can distill this feature into a pithy one sentence description, then it’s easy to implement” approach to torturing his devs. Yup. This I fully believe. I fully believe that once he has an idea, he believes the hard part is done. Programming it is basically child's play. And if he goes into more detail and says something like "and we want to plug this box into the gravity system so it can stick to the ceiling when the ship goes upside down" he basically gave you some critical loving code assistance there on how to achieve your goal and you better loving get it right and thank him for his help in solving the problem. The Titanic fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Sep 18, 2020 |
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Flared Basic Bitch posted:I’m sure he’s using the far, far more pernicious and effective “if I can distill this feature into a pithy one sentence description, then it’s easy to implement” approach to torturing his devs. I can only imagine being a dev going about my work day, when suddenly a bulbous and sweaty thumb of a man bursts into my cubicle; stammering and hands flailing wildly as he tries to explain to me the intricate changes that he wants to the shoelaces of some background NPC.
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colonelwest posted:Working remotely has got to be tough for Chris since he can’t randomly sit down next to devs and tell them to scrap and redo all of their work anymore. Or maybe now he just shows up at their homes unannounced. This is actually a really interesting point, I imagine Chris just sort of wandering around interfering with things as and when he chooses or sees something that doesn't look like it was copied from the last movie he saw. Hard to do that via Teams.
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Play the game Chris! Go ahead, take the time to appreciate the fruits of your labour. There's no shame in pausing the mad rush to just stop and appreciate your work.
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The developers are probably dealing with Chris much in the same way that Trump’s babysitters handle him: by straight up lying and showing him custom-made jpgs that in No way represent reality.
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I picture him being more of the type to leave a red wine-toothed voicemail on some poor dev's phone late at night about having to implement bladders and a character comfort system.
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Going by Crobberts "one year in" quote in 2012, the 3ds is around the same age as Star Citizer. It's been announced that Nintendo has stopped production, so that's another platform that SC's pre-alpha phase has outlived.
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Tippis posted:USB? I think you're over-estimating Chris' computer-things-up-to-dated-ness. Chris prefers thumb drives.
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jarlywarly posted:This is actually a really interesting point, I imagine Chris just sort of wandering around interfering with things as and when he chooses or sees something that doesn't look like it was copied from the last movie he saw. Chris has ordered and shipped custom tablets on segways to each employees house so he can monitor their work flow.
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So, one of the best looking, most anticipated and, based on the devs previous games, best promising game of 2020, Cyberpunk 2077, just posted their hardware requirements. What's the beast that will allow players to enjoy Night City? Will they all need RTX2080s or even 3080s? Nah man, just use whatever. A GTX780 is crazy low for a game like that, holy hell. I know it's minimum, but even having the 1060 listed as "recommended" is ridiculously low for this year. Imagine even trying to play SC on that "recommended" setup, you'd get maybe 15FPS.
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Mailer posted:Reasons to stop being negative and embrace Star Citizen: I'm still waiting for my orders.. hello? Bueller?
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Ok hear me out: Ships should be NFTs on Ethereum to allow for free markets for ships posted:For some context: I was having a quick joke with my buddy about how much money I've spent in ships. I'm also an Engineer on Ethereum applications, and am into decentralized gaming. He said, "wow you're an idiot, you wasted your money". At that moment it was kind of strange since I never really thought about Ethereum and digtial NFTs, and Star Citizen. I just responded without thinking, "actually this stuff will eventually be tokenized, and I'll likely be able to sell them as digital assets within 4-5 years". It kind of rolled of the tongue so fast I didn't even realize what I said, and I never really thought about Star Citizen ships as investments until now, but I think it's something people should be aware of as SC takes more and more time to build, and as the decentralized gaming space continues to take of. It almost has to tokenize assets in game to compete if it's planning a release in the next 5 years.
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I wonder how much all these bitcoin ships will be worth when the game turns out to be poo poo? Should I still invest now to make the most of it???
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https://i.imgur.com/E8VOv7i.gifv
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found in imp zone
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Mirificus posted:
This guy might as well ask that CIG be sold to Russian Oligarchs and turned into a full-time money laundering scheme. Hey, they might actually even finish and release Star Citizen as a lovely mobile gotcha game, which would be better than the nothing that you’re getting now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ-PdnhrmCE
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No need, SC jpeg ships are already a crypto currency. Grey market has been doing a "fine" job of that.
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