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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Bet that steak pizza is like chewing strips of leather

Gimme wholesome and good anchovies instead

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


Sorry but fresh anchovy and garlic make a great pizza, not a bad one.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
a lot of these experimental pizza concepts could theoretically work if they were actually cooked competently. likewise, even old tried and true pizza varieties can become horror shows if subjected to the attentions of a mad, incompetent cook.

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
Pizzaria Brasil in Georgetown, Guyana.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'd eat the crap out of that

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


personally, I'd eat around the crap

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Catupiry
v
:metis:
^
Me

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.


It's like a Clock Drawing Test on pizza

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

MikeTheCoolOne posted:

It's like a Clock Drawing Test on pizza

When it’s thumbnailed I can’t tell it it looks more like feces or parasites.

Strips of steak don’t belong on pizza. Small bits, sure, not my cup of tea but go nuts. Strips? You’ll pull them off in the first bite and just end up with cheese pizza. Provided you don’t choke on the insanely oversized and tough steak.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Womyn Capote posted:

Sorry but fresh anchovy and garlic make a great pizza, not a bad one.

That's not cheese it's the literal pool of grease

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

SniperWoreConverse posted:

That's not cheese it's the literal pool of grease

Holy poo poo. I thought that was cheese. I just went from “hell yeah!” To :barf: on that pizza in a second.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

gschmidl posted:

I had two conversations about this at the store register.

Cashier: Oh, I saw this and I want to try it, let me know what it's like?
Me: Will do.

(one week later)

Cashier: Did you try that pizza burger?
Me: It's not very good.
Cashier: Yeah, we hated it too.

YOu need to try their chocolate pizza.Turns out the melted cheap chocolate is somehow disgustingly chalky and the dry pizza base makes it worse.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

steinrokkan posted:

YOu need to try their chocolate pizza.Turns out the melted cheap chocolate is somehow disgustingly chalky and the dry pizza base makes it worse.

I did. It is indeed bad.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Where do yummy looking pizzas get posted?

https://i.imgur.com/VdEQz1j.mp4

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Thats too much cheese

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
That's just grotesque

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Cartoon Man posted:

Where do yummy looking pizzas get posted?


Not in your post, that's for sure.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod


I, too, like my pizza to look like a collection of prime aged turds.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The_Continental posted:

Thats too much cheese

:commissar: no such thing.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
bad idea posting this thread, you just summoned the raid boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXzInGKcp4g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-fAtD5Unk4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90LnKUmAC0o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzhBGE1gj18

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


thats an interesting way to serve a melted cheese dip

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Yeah you're just supposed to eat cheese dip with a spoon

cnut
May 3, 2016

Picnic Princess posted:

Yeah you're just supposed to eat cheese dip with a spoon

Now you tell me! :doh:

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Womyn Capote posted:

Sorry but fresh anchovy and garlic make a great pizza, not a bad one.

fish on pizza is some fiendish poo poo, shame on you

yum, strongy mozzarella with tiny chewy fish bones mmm mmm

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

bagual posted:

bad idea posting this thread, you just summoned the raid boss

The transmission of this post across borders probably constitutes some kind of act of war

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

holy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFXdMLtp2kM

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

They're talking about the pizza lol

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013


baby lamprey pizza

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Cartoon Man posted:

Where do yummy looking pizzas get posted?

https://i.imgur.com/VdEQz1j.mp4
if they wanted to do that they should have cut the mozz in 4 and put it close to the crust instead of in the middle. every slice of that pizza is just gonna rip in half

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

My partner is from South America and early in our relationship I showed her the mestre da pizza video. She looked my dead in the face and without a trace of deceit told me she didn’t see the problem. I still lay next to her at 3am, unable to sleep and think about that sometimes.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mr Teatime posted:

My partner is from South America and early in our relationship I showed her the mestre da pizza video. She looked my dead in the face and without a trace of deceit told me she didn’t see the problem. I still lay next to her at 3am, unable to sleep and think about that sometimes.

We are beautiful creatures, aren't we?


not them of course.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

That looks awesome.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I hate this thread. It makes me want pizza every time I see it.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Rat
Dec 12, 2006

meow


Eat local :chef:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
That's a bag of frozen veggies right from the grocery store.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

nothing worse than corn on pizza

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Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
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nooneofconsequence posted:

nothing worse than corn on pizza

You sure about that?

Sormus fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Sep 20, 2020

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