NFL Week 2 Aftermath: Your 19-0 Cleveland Browns

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Sheen Sheen: Nov 18, 2002

The Patriots are fraudulent

Because they�re cheaters, see

And I�m glad they lost

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1308030389454360582

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:09

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

if garbage time didn't exist then where did brees get most of his passing stats from, hmm

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:17

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Garbage time is real but down two scores with the ball is stretching it

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:21

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Framing it as �garbage time� isn�t really helpful as it�s much easier to just acknowledge there are points where defense starts conceding and prioritizing clock no matter what the score is

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:23

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

If garbage time didn't exist it would be necessary to invent it.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:24

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Dak's 450 passing yards came in garbage time.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:26

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

This is why I dont read the afc east thread

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:30

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

t a s t e posted:

Framing it as �garbage time� isn�t really helpful as it�s much easier to just acknowledge there are points where defense starts conceding and prioritizing clock no matter what the score is

This is true but overcoming that and managing to gain the required yards while not making mistakes in the available time is still worth something

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:31

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

really queer Christmas posted:

This is why I dont read the afc east thread

I dunno, watching people's insane, tortured reactions after being broken by the Patriots for the last twenty years is like half the reason I'm still on SA.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:32

t a s t e: Sep 6, 2010

Phobeste posted:

This is true but overcoming that and managing to gain the required yards while not making mistakes in the available time is still worth something

I won�t deny it�s worth something

really queer Christmas posted:

This is why I dont read the afc east thread

Cool man what other threads don�t you read

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:32

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/ChiefsAnalytics/status/1307867740233822208?s=19

I think Baltimore has a good shot this week if they can get pressure.

They couldn't get any against the Browns and they got a lot against Houston, and I'm starting to think Cleveland's offensive line might just be really good.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 14:58

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

The Chiefs defense seems to be more like 2018 than 2019, tackling especially is bad. Linebackers are among the worst in the NFL. Next weeks game against Baltimore will be illuminating

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:00

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

adaz posted:

I missed the falcons game because you know who cares but this is stunning

440-0.

more like 440-1 lol

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:03

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

t a s t e posted:

I won�t deny it�s worth something

Cool man what other threads don�t you read

I'm starting to question your avatar tbqh

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:04

Slowpoke!: Feb 12, 2008; ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

Cam threw Edelman a catchable ball for the game winner, but Edelman was gassed and couldn�t get his tiny arms up to catch it.

If they had another minute on the clock they would have won the game easily. Obviously, give some credit to Seattle for running down the clock with their run game, and blowing up that last play. Cam didn�t have a chance once he decided to go left. His lead blocker got undercut in the worst possible way 3 yards in the backfield.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:05

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Slowpoke! posted:

Cam threw Edelman a catchable ball for the game winner, but Edelman was gassed and couldn’t get his tiny arms up to catch it.

If they had another minute on the clock they would have won the game easily. Obviously, give some credit to Seattle for running down the clock with their run game, and blowing up that last play. Cam didn’t have a chance once he decided to go left. His lead blocker got undercut in the worst possible way 3 yards in the backfield.

If they had another minute I imagine the Hawks would have tried to preserve more clock by the goal line to give Wilson a chance after a score. The Pats were in perfect position to take the game, they just didn't execute.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:18

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I wish they had called their last timeout when they had like 25+ seconds left instead of running down and taking that shot to Edelman. That ate up a ton of time. They would have had time enough for four shots - and maybe you get a defensive penalty on one of those and it gets even easier.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:20

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Aaron Jones was on the field for 34 snaps.

He ran the ball 18 times for 168 yards and two touchdowns and had four catches for 68 yards and a touchdown on eight targets.

Aaron Jones owns.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:20

Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

what a day of football that was

that was really something

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:51

sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

I think Cam Newton looks pretty good, but the Patriots have big holes in their defense and mostly trash at wide receiver and tight end.

It wouldn't surprise me if 2020 Newton is better than 2020 Brady, but I'm not sure it will be enough to make a difference.

# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:51