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Leal
Oct 2, 2009

actionjackson posted:

do you sit on it to watch someone sleep?




It's a couch to sit on and watch people have sex on the bed.

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

ohhh ok that makes more sense

in all fairness i thought of it because this was in the most recent mcmansion hell post

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Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 14, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."

actionjackson posted:

someone in my building is getting california closets installed

of course I had to go look up their website and I gotta ask what is the point of this sofa

do you sit on it to watch someone sleep?

I'm guessing there is a TV mounted to the shelf under the bed.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "Murphy bed studio"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/425-E-78th-St-APT-4A-New-York-NY-10075/72540012_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-E-8th-St-APT-2V-New-York-NY-10003/72512564_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/29-W-74th-St-APT-3B-New-York-NY-10023/91949375_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/295-Greenwich-St-APT-3O-New-York-NY-10007/2085157051_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/340-E-80th-St-APT-11L-New-York-NY-10075/2077941988_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/23-Winthrop-St-UNIT-UD-4-Provincetown-MA-02657/2078148656_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/77-Bleecker-St-APT-210-New-York-NY-10012/72512404_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/195-7th-St-APT-402-San-Francisco-CA-94103/15147329_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/235-E-22nd-St-APT-8M-New-York-NY-10010/244768273_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/920-N-West-Parkway-Dr-Muncie-IN-47304/127146119_zpid/ and now for something completely different


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

bad posts ahead!!! posted:

reminds me of that lileks “HERE ARE THE loving TOWELS” bathroom arrow

I actually went looking for that image, but couldn't find it.

I do know that the goon with that as their avatar still has it as of the last time I saw them post.


EDIT: Found it - goon in question is JnnyThndrs

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Sep 19, 2020

bobmarleysghost
Mar 7, 2006




what a threatening placement for the tv

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

That's pretty. Shame it'll burn down within a few years to judge by recent events.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Nigel Tufnel posted:

x-posting from the small questions thread as I didn't get much joy. Any kitchen painting goons help me out?

I have some kitchen cupboards the previous owner painted in a delightful browny orange.



I want to repaint them but I have a few caveats / questions:

1. I don't really have the space (or the weather) to paint these and recoat them one by one outside but I will if it's the only way.

2. Please tell me I don't need to sand them :ohdear:. The surface already looks pretty rough so I'm hoping I can get away with 2 coats of paint in the new colour?

3. What paint do I need to use? If I had to guess I'd say they are MDF cupboards with some sort of textured .. something over the top. Finish feels like roughish paint at the mo. I'm in the UK if that makes a difference to what paint to use.

4. Some of the cabinets will need to be painted where are they are on the wall as I don't have the skills to take them off. Any tips apart from masking adjoining areas not to be painted?

Cheers!

That rough texture looks like typical latex orange peeling. That will take a fair amount of scraping and sanding. I am not a fan of latex on woodwork like doors especially, even if it is mdf because the door will always have an annoying tendency to stick slightly to the cabinet face. It's a pretty neutral stuff to apply indoor, but I'd go with an oil based satin finish.

edit- that's going to be nasty poo poo to sand, and I'd go mainly with scrapers judiciously applied.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




actionjackson posted:

ohhh ok that makes more sense

in all fairness i thought of it because this was in the most recent mcmansion hell post



You know how people post "that bedroom is bigger than my last apartment"? I'm convinced some of those cavernous mcmansion bedrooms effectively are apartmentments. You've got a sleeping area, a sitting area, a big rear end tv, and often a desk working area, plus of course the huge bathroom for relaxing. The kids bedrooms are also studio sized with all the amenities tv, video games, en suite bathroom, etc. Nobody has to leave their room except to occasionally visit the kitchen. That way the livingroom and lawyer foyer stay nice for guests.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

in another image mcmansion hell referred to the huge empty area in some bedrooms as the "dead zone"

who the hell like, sits at a table in their bedroom

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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actionjackson posted:

in another image mcmansion hell referred to the huge empty area in some bedrooms as the "dead zone"

who the hell like, sits at a table in their bedroom

I could only understand it if my bedroom had a balcony or at least large windows that opened up to a nice view, and I also had a bar up there.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

I'm realizing having one side chair would be good, I used to have a couple wobbly piece of crap ikea ones in my entry before I did all my decluttering (also they no longer matched once I changed the paint). It would be good to have post-covid (i.e. in ten years), but also it's very useful for when I put my shoes on, which is frequent due to taking Abby out. I think black legs are best because walnut legs will be too similar to my medium oak floor. The other stuff I have with legs have black or close to black legs and it definitely works better.

https://www.dwr.com/kitchen-dining-chairs-benches/about-a-chair-12-side-chair/2514605.html?lang=en_US

I like how the chair has some actual curvature to it, since I don't have much of that in my place currently.

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Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

actionjackson posted:

in another image mcmansion hell referred to the huge empty area in some bedrooms as the "dead zone"

who the hell like, sits at a table in their bedroom

The only possible thing I could imagine these bedroom sitting rooms being useful for is in some chaotic multi-generational hell house. Someplace to be comfortable but have some peace and privacy.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

"just got back from my daily two hour commute from the city

every time I get home I take a "nap" in the bedroom and close the door"

*opens up secret alcohol compartment next to bedroom window*

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
My new rental has so many boob lights in the den that it's effectively an udder.

https://imgur.com/gallery/nxQrHc4

Wallet
Jun 19, 2006

Slugworth posted:

My new rental has so many boob lights in the den that it's effectively an udder.

https://imgur.com/gallery/nxQrHc4

I've been sort of annoyed that the previous owner put whatever nipple fixture home depot had for cheap in every single room but I'm suddenly feeling relieved that they stuck to one per room.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Slugworth posted:

My new rental has so many boob lights in the den that it's effectively an udder.

https://imgur.com/gallery/nxQrHc4

A ceiling built like the she-wolf of rome

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "landmark"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/37-Rope-Ferry-Rd-Hanover-NH-03755/92853254_zpid/ 1906 Neon I-Don't-Know-What-To-Call-This-Style


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-W-Main-St-Richmond-VA-23220/2077846610_zpid/The Ellen Glasgow House (1841). The wallpaper Glasgow installed in her writing room is still fully intact.


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/30-John-St-Greenwich-CT-06831/57310780_zpid/ "Round Hill" (1939), the residence of Tommy Hilfiger, asking $47.5 million


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/760-Walnut-Ave-N-Ketchum-ID-83340/112910104_zpid/ "Ski House" by Thierry Dupont (2000), holy poo poo these people love plaid


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/10918-Nys-Rte-9N-Keene-NY-12942/30422399_zpid/ "Castle House" (1890) with interesting parquet-like walls and ceilings.

extremely safe air conditioner placement and super great location for an upstairs bathroom


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3-2-Bill-Hill-Rd-Old-Lyme-CT-06371/2086833799_zpid/ Olav Pedersen design (1970) with an interesting mix of Brutalism and 1970s rustic contemporary



gotta post the exterior for you brutalist fans


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/813-Palms-Blvd-Venice-CA-90291/2087123907_zpid/ I hate this $8 million commercialized graffiti monstrosity and everything it represents. Keep Daniel Johnston's name out of your mouths you greedy motherfuckers.



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9805-Black-Gold-Rd-La-Jolla-CA-92037/16834388_zpid/ Funky curvy design by Ken Kellogg (2010), in pre-foreclosure



TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Youth Decay posted:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/.../30422399_zpid/ "Castle House" (1890) with interesting parquet-like walls and ceilings


I'm the door that smashes its window on the edge of the TV

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Hilfiger had that ridiculous penthouse in the Plaza too.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Did someone mention ridiculous penthouses? So I know we get into fights sometimes over what looks good, stylish, tasteful and so on, but I think we can all agree that this suite is the ugliest loving thing in the world, right?














It's was designed by Damien Hirst, the same loving hack behind that bedazzled skull. And for $10,000 a night you can stay in this style brief for "place to do cocaine off of super models asses" that someone's kid put stickers all over.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

that pool table seems like it would be very difficult to play on

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

there wolf posted:

Did someone mention ridiculous penthouses? So I know we get into fights sometimes over what looks good, stylish, tasteful and so on, but I think we can all agree that this suite is the ugliest loving thing in the world, right?














It's was designed by Damien Hirst, the same loving hack behind that bedazzled skull. And for $10,000 a night you can stay in this style brief for "place to do cocaine off of super models asses" that someone's kid put stickers all over.

I have a friend, who for the context of the story, is an attractive late 20s/30 year old woman. Through some social circles, she is friends with a girl who appears to be a professional sugar baby who has done pretty well for herself as far as dating or being a "companion with some very rich people. As far as I can tell they are all "executives" for pill mills and "pain management" companies.

Anyway, one of her sugar daddies took the sugar baby as well as my friend to Vegas a year or two ago and they stayed in that penthouse. It is seriously ugly, and the only selling point is that it was apparently "the most expensive penthouse/hotel room in the world".

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "Jacobean" aka Tudor megamansions

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4-Courtlandt-Pl-Houston-TX-77006/27747735_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1348-Cambridge-Rd-Lansing-MI-48911/91703079_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Forest-St-Manchester-CT-06040/174196316_zpid/ $2.45m seems oddly cheap for 18,000 sf ion 7.5 acres so close to Hartford tbh





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5026-S-Greenwood-Ave-Chicago-IL-60615/3984951_zpid/ Queen Anne with Jacobean style ceilings


I think I posted this photo ages ago for "ballroom" or something but w/e



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11517-Highland-Farm-Rd-Rockville-MD-20854/37158633_zpid/ 1986 Jacobean Revival-Revival



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/17250-Parkland-Dr-Shaker-Heights-OH-44120/33684769_zpid/ Shaker Heights, OH has soooo many cool Tudors


bathroom definitely not period-correct

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE
That style of house is absolutely what I'd choose to live in if I could afford it.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Lord Bude posted:

That style of house is absolutely what I'd choose to live in if I could afford it.

If I could afford it and if I had an army of maids to clean the zillion little nooks and crannies in the fancy plaster and woodwork.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Youth Decay posted:

bathroom definitely not period-correct


Somewhere, bEatmstrJ just woke up in a cold sweat and he doesn't know why.

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

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MetaJew posted:

I have a friend, who for the context of the story, is an attractive late 20s/30 year old woman. Through some social circles, she is friends with a girl who appears to be a professional sugar baby who has done pretty well for herself as far as dating or being a "companion with some very rich people. As far as I can tell they are all "executives" for pill mills and "pain management" companies.

Anyway, one of her sugar daddies took the sugar baby as well as my friend to Vegas a year or two ago and they stayed in that penthouse. It is seriously ugly, and the only selling point is that it was apparently "the most expensive penthouse/hotel room in the world".

i was thinking 'this looks like a pharma catalogue in 3D' before this info
i guess they genuinely think this poo poo looks good

cheese eats mouse
Jul 6, 2007

A real Portlander now
Money cannot buy taste we all know this to be true

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Is “professional sugar baby” what the kids are calling escorts now?

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


"Exposed Ceiling Beams" in rooms with less than 10 foot ceilings make me irrationally grumpy. I put it in quotes because most often they're decorative.

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

I could write an entire essay on the subtle distinctions between different kinds of companionship/sex work but that's an essay better suited for elsewhere on the forums.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

corgski posted:

I could write an entire essay on the subtle distinctions between different kinds of companionship/sex work but that's an essay better suited for elsewhere on the forums.

Yeah I was just shitposting, not trying to spark a sex worker argument. Sorry.

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

No worries! I'm just trying to head it off at the pass before anyone else chimes in.

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Blu Dot has just released their DECADE CHAIR!!!!!

ehhhh

it's all plastic, $129 so I'm sure will be popular given the price point as well as the color options

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

oops this is the wrong image but I can't remove the attachment. was digging this "dusty blue" chair but it would match my wall and art too much.

anyone have anything with beech legs? I think it would be nice for some variety. yes i know the chairs in the pic are not beech :)

actionjackson fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Sep 21, 2020

Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Honestly not what I was expecting it to look like

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

On the set of the remake of "The Missouri Breaks", eh?

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

I like that blue rug

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