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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

kidcoelacanth posted:

the all-star race at texas is basically non-news, it's a race no one cares about at a track no one likes

nascar @ cota is new and fun and cool

I'm with you there, but the All-Star Race move to Texas is basically :effort: (and is probably a gesture to soothe Eddie over.)

Also, the last episode of Door Bumper Clear said rumors have Trucks not returning to Eldora.

E- https://twitter.com/MatthewMayerCBS/status/1308153114906841089?s=19

COTA, Bad Nashville...Road America? Daytona Roval?

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Sep 21, 2020

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bigbillystyle
Nov 11, 2003

Stenhouse? Nah. It's Ricky Roundhouse now.

CBJSprague24 posted:

I'm with you there, but the All-Star Race move to Texas is basically :effort: (and is probably a gesture to soothe Eddie over.)
Yeah I'm guessing the same thing and really if having a lovely all star race just to keep two dates at TMS means we get a more interesting points race out of the deal I'll take it all day. Especially a road course. Who knew this COVID poo poo would be the thing to springboard NASCAR into taking chances and doing things with the schedule people have been asking for for years?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

the thing

https://twitter.com/dennyhamlin/status/1308207098581393408

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

holy moly

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Having MJ involved in nascar is so loving huge.

It better be #23

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

big nipples big life posted:

Having MJ involved in nascar is so loving huge.

It better be #23

Anybody run a #23 since BK Racing in 2018?

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



I think this is huge for the sport regardless of what you think about MJ.

The merch is gonna be *awesome* :getin:

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Hell yeah this is fantastic news for NASCAR! As soon as merch goes on sale I'm gonna buy some.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

big nipples big life posted:

Having MJ involved in nascar is so loving huge.

It better be #23

disrespectful to spencer tbh :colbert:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Just imagining the howling of the chuds as the #23 Black Lives Matter Toyota driven by Bubba Wallace wins the Southern 500.

It's good.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

kidcoelacanth posted:

disrespectful to spencer tbh :colbert:

They already killed him by calling spinhouse Mr. Excitement.

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

big nipples big life posted:

Having MJ involved in nascar is so loving huge.

It better be #23

I don't see why it wouldn't be. His old AMA Superbike team used #23 back in the day, and I doubt NASCAR would take a hardline stance against friggin' Jordan if push came to shove.

kidcoelacanth posted:

disrespectful to spencer tbh :colbert:

not sure what SRA has to do with this :v:

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
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More a question of what Nike's trademark lawyers say I reckon

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Pinecone Sample posted:

More a question of what Nike's trademark lawyers say I reckon

you would think MJ knows a guy or two to get clearance for use of certain fonts and trademarks, eh?

now go full Michael Jeffrey Jordan and put elephant print on the race car

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is
Please don't make me like Denny Hamlin :(

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Hell yeah always wanted to hear Alan Parsons Project at the track

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Happy for him but there's no way on earth I'm rooting for a Denny Hamlin team

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Leoglas voice: What about a Michael Jordan team?

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

big nipples big life posted:

Leoglas voice: What about a Michael Jordan team?

I'll say this much, I will be thrilled if Wallace wins even once race that a JGR car would've won.

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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harperdc posted:

you would think MJ knows a guy or two to get clearance for use of certain fonts and trademarks, eh?

now go full Michael Jeffrey Jordan and put elephant print on the race car

I mean sure the relationship has always been good as far as we know although poo poo does not make sense to me how there's direct competition for Jordan schools and Nike schools in college athletics now

I am also thinking it gets messier once you get into the fact that drivers are wearing safety equipment manufactured by companies other than Nike and how that can comport with certain exclusivity agreements if it is considered athletic equipment and poo poo

Mike can probably work it out

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
Fantastic find at the local habitat restore:

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

i unironically think i still have that exact pencil box in a drawer somewhere? no idea where i got it, that scheme wasnt in the car until i was way too old for school pencil boxes

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

devmd01 posted:

Fantastic find at the local habitat restore:



Some cool retro swag and, if only 25 cents, went to a good home and benefitted charity. Good all around. :golfclap:

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



devmd01 posted:

Fantastic find at the local habitat restore:



I have two of these, I want to say they held Velveeta. Great size for most small sized bits and bobs, and :3: Habitat for Humanity!

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Pinecone Sample posted:

I mean sure the relationship has always been good as far as we know although poo poo does not make sense to me how there's direct competition for Jordan schools and Nike schools in college athletics now

I am also thinking it gets messier once you get into the fact that drivers are wearing safety equipment manufactured by companies other than Nike and how that can comport with certain exclusivity agreements if it is considered athletic equipment and poo poo

Mike can probably work it out

Denny has had fire suits with the Jumpman on them, if that’s your biggest worry they’ve already got it solved. And Nike is out of golf equipment so their athletes (like Tiger) are free to use whatever brand along with Nike clothes now, so there’s some kind of precedent.

Also those college schools are getting Jordan branding for the special/cool factors, everything is done by Nike itself :ssh:

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
I still laugh at that Viagra sponsorship. You couldn't possibly have a bigger driver mismatch.

CactusWeasle
Aug 1, 2006
It's not a party until the bomb squad says it is

GD_American posted:

I still laugh at that Viagra sponsorship. You couldn't possibly have a bigger driver mismatch.

If there was anyone on the grid who needed it...

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CactusWeasle posted:

If there was anyone on the grid who needed it...

As a friend and Mark Martin fan said at the time, "If you can't think of a taunt for a middle-aged man driving a Viagra car, you need to go back to joke school".

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



GD_American posted:

I still laugh at that Viagra sponsorship. You couldn't possibly have a bigger driver mismatch.

I'll never forget that stupid commercial.
Announcer: "The Viagra six pill sample pack!"
*camera cuts to Mark*
Mark: "Six?! That's my number!"

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
“And it’s mark martin hard into the wall!!!”

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


This is the worst race of the year

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

Ungratek posted:

This is the worst race of the year

not so fast...

Ungratek
Aug 2, 2005


It’s funny now but still bad

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

devmd01 posted:

“And it’s mark martin hard into the wall!!!”

:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6pVue188fY
:nws:

Harveygod fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Sep 28, 2020

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

gg hamlin

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
https://twitter.com/jordan_bianchi/status/1311057238493220866?s=21

Replace them with two more rovals, I don't care where or how.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Darlington but clockwise :colbert:

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
To someone that lived through the last 20 years of NASCAR, I'm genuinely not sure how to process this much awesome this recently

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Imagine being this wrong

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Everytime a 1.5 mile track loses a race an angel gets its wings

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