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I want to reinforce that we should be posting funny quotes! E: I'm on mobile and working, that's my excuse for not posting one.
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 12:08 |
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# ? May 26, 2024 15:16 |
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Outrail posted:Huh, I thought cops were civilians. Welp they are
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# ? Sep 20, 2020 15:48 |
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Dareon posted:I barely know her! Doesn’t stop cops.
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 00:25 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:kennedy definitely had a tiny dick from being squeezed into a smaller shape by so many vaginas
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 06:17 |
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Jerusalem posted:"I'm wearing a chain worth 140k while you pay me to play your videogame."
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 15:56 |
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This reminded me of the incel dude who thought dudes got bigger dicks by having sex with virginal women. I can't remember if that was a homegrown SA lunatic or just something i read in one of the GBS incel-watch threads.
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 16:16 |
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:Please don't die surrounded by dozens of half-finished replica anal prolapses '
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 17:32 |
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Following this quote to see the context was a trip, it was somehow both exactly what I would and would not have expected
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 17:34 |
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Even more Gamestop Comlaintsspin-dry posted:I just had an absolute BULLSHIT experience at gamestop. Lets just assume I won the lottery. I could give a poo poo of weather a game is USED and 5 dollars less.. EorayMel has a new favorite as of 03:49 on Sep 22, 2020 |
# ? Sep 21, 2020 21:02 |
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Lol at copping a ban for anything Gamestop related.
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 23:11 |
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Outrail posted:Lol at copping a ban for anything Gamestop related. Is it better or worse to get banned from Gamestop?
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 23:27 |
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He was right. Free spin-dry
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# ? Sep 21, 2020 23:50 |
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Dip Viscous posted:rutger hauer racing, a kart racer where you can select from 60 different rutger hauer characters Jolo posted:Hitcher Rutger starts without a kart and has to hitch a ride and psychologically torment the actual driver into driving the kart well. He has dialogue options instead of gas/brake/steering. gary oldmans diary posted:if only you could see what ive seen with your headlights Jolo posted:Little guage in the bottom right indicates your miles per Hauer.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 03:11 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Woah, that's like a threeba.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 05:07 |
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I'd give myself a self-five for correctly guessing it was goatse related, but I know where that hand's been.
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 07:40 |
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Amazing
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# ? Sep 22, 2020 17:25 |
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Cojawfee posted:Everytime I want to watch 2001, I remember I have to get through that ape sequence first. 3D Megadoodoo posted:Turn on the TV?
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 00:32 |
LifeSunDeath posted:The thing I've never understood about 70's shorts is, was people's junk just constantly falling out, was that a common issue? Seems impossible to avoid. Oscar Wild posted:I tie mine around my ankle so that problem doesn't happen. Proteus Jones posted:Wouldn't that make it difficult to walk, tying your shorts around your ankle?
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 12:46 |
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Does anyone have links to previous forum quote threads? There was a history-related quote that I wanted to try to look for.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:24 |
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S.D. posted:Does anyone have links to previous forum quote threads? There was a history-related quote that I wanted to try to look for.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 14:28 |
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Thanks to that thread I found the Saga of Doctor McHeadbutt again, and I'm not going to check the last 760+ pages to see if it's been posted already so enjoy.Etherwind posted:I'll try to remember it in full. It's a worst experience, so it fits in here.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 15:40 |
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I have never been able to figure out how that was a Worst Experience, unless the poster was dead set on having a hella spooky time
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 15:55 |
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Phy posted:I have never been able to figure out how that was a Worst Experience, unless the poster was dead set on having a hella spooky time You know how experiences can seem terrible when you're going through them but hilarious afterwards? I think it was that kind of worst experience.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 15:59 |
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Like reading ur posts
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 17:05 |
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I don't recall finding his posts hilarious after the fact.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 17:06 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Thanks to that thread I found the Saga of Doctor McHeadbutt again, and I'm not going to check the last 760+ pages to see if it's been posted already so enjoy. There's another great one of these about a guy with an old school adversarial gm so the guy made a cranky old man character with like 600 pages of backstory so he could always say his character actually had x experience or whatever and be just as lovely as the gm. It ended with him singing oh Canada in an abandoned hockey rink while shooting slapshots of explosives at an avatar of an old god trying to be reborn, but the journey made it much less monkeycheese random than that short summary makes it out to be.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 19:25 |
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Dagen H posted:Like reading ur posts Uh, this implies my posts are funny after the fact so thanks I guess.
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 19:48 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:Someone was looking for old quote threads, here they are: This allowed me to rediscover one of my favorite quotes ever: fool of sound posted:
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# ? Sep 23, 2020 21:13 |
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Phy posted:I have never been able to figure out how that was a Worst Experience, unless the poster was dead set on having a hella spooky time I haven't played a Call of Cthulhu roleplay myself, but I think that's a fair assumption. I rolled a similar character for my first ever D&D game, and thought I was pretty hilarious myself, but I was also super disruptive and frustrated the poor GM, who had planned out a whole story and had to deal with me trying to throw it off the rails at every turn. As that story is told, everyone rolls with it and it manages to become a good, if different experience, but there was probably also a large portion of it that involved everyone else trying to stick to the agreed-upon mood and being annoyed that it wasn't happening.
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# ? Sep 24, 2020 00:46 |
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mmj posted:There's another great one of these about a guy with an old school adversarial gm so the guy made a cranky old man character with like 600 pages of backstory so he could always say his character actually had x experience or whatever and be just as lovely as the gm. It ended with him singing oh Canada in an abandoned hockey rink while shooting slapshots of explosives at an avatar of an old god trying to be reborn, but the journey made it much less monkeycheese random than that short summary makes it out to be. That's not an SA thing, you're thinking of the saga of Old Man Henderson. All he wanted was to know who stole his goddamn garden gnomes.
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# ? Sep 24, 2020 03:02 |
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Dumb but worth a sensible chuckle:freeedr posted:Volume two was better. I really feel like three is where they started going downhill, though still worth a listen Phy posted:"Cylinders going downhill" is a valid genre in its own right
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# ? Sep 24, 2020 03:32 |
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Carthag Tuek posted:Someone was looking for old quote threads, here they are: Much obliged! And I found the quotes I was looking for: Hugs Boson posted:Wait... so the Gay Viking, the Gay Corsair, and Master Standfast were on a secret mission to smuggle Swedish ball bearings, when the seamen of the Gay Viking had to get off after two ships bumped into each other? zoux posted:"In the dark, something rammed the Gay Viking from behind. 'That's queer,' thought Seaman Rod Johnson, as he reached around his bunk."
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# ? Sep 24, 2020 04:08 |
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S.D. posted:Much obliged! And I found the quotes I was looking for: Thank god I’m gay or I’d feel really bad about how much this is making me laugh
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# ? Sep 24, 2020 05:50 |
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E: nope
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# ? Sep 24, 2020 06:03 |
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Phy posted:I have never been able to figure out how that was a Worst Experience, unless the poster was dead set on having a hella spooky time There are two types of D&D players, those who want to play Lord of The Rings, and those who want to play Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The latter tend to outnumber and annoy the former. Here's a quote from a game I saw on Youtube once. GM : I wanted a serious Star Wars campaign Player : Dude, this is Spaceballs and you know it.
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# ? Sep 24, 2020 10:35 |
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Bad Wolf posted:There are two types of D&D players, those who want to play Lord of The Rings, and those who want to play Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The latter tend to outnumber and annoy the former. Here's a quote from a game I saw on Youtube once. I have never played D&D but I think it's because everyone I know who does is the former player type and I would quite obviously be the latter and they just don't want to even try. e: I'd be soooo good at it though, I do all the voices and am quite skilled at interpretive dance!
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# ? Sep 24, 2020 11:39 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:That's not an SA thing, you're thinking of the saga of Old Man Henderson. All he wanted was to know who stole his goddamn garden gnomes. Thank you for introducing me to this story, incidentally.
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# ? Sep 24, 2020 11:56 |
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Promoted Pawn posted:There’s a real possibility that Bad Boys for Life will be the highest grossing movie of 2020. SLOSifl posted:Contestant: what is Bad Boys for Life
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# ? Sep 24, 2020 13:27 |
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ChubbyChecker posted:why do people use words like "kramering" Mr. Fix It posted:because we're old and have fond memories of Kramer vs. Kramer
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