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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
First they came for the socialists, and I cheered—
Because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I cheered—
Because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I cheered—
Because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me— hey what the gently caress, this wasn't supposed to happen

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Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011


Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1309199532920418305

EDIT: Satanic Temple is trending on Twitter right now so evangelists are taking the bait hook, line, and sinker.

Kaiju Cage Match has a new favorite as of 20:01 on Sep 24, 2020

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
This is the new thing the right is obsessing over: https://mobile.twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1309191602380976128

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/1309166009060859909

https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/1309175904590069763

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/thenotfakepaul/status/1309188610906828800

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Oh geez in Pennsylvania in particular, huh? I bet it's definitely direct interference from Democrats and not that 2 envelope rule thing.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


artsy fartsy posted:

Oh! oh! are we talking daddy long-legs? Y'all check out the nest (swarm? hairball? dance party?) I found last year on a camping trip: https://www.instagram.com/p/BzO0dnIFaDN/?igshid=1xjnuwy7ri7y6

Like what is even happening here

Eta: if you enjoy the myth about them being extremely venomous but having fangs too small to bite, that does pretty much apply to coral snakes. I understand they have a lot of trouble biting through clothes (and are so non-aggressive they probably won't even try) but the venom is extremely dangerous. I've also been told there's no antivenin for them in America because the bites are so rare, not sure about that though

Noooooooope, but those are outside which is clearly their territory. The correct response is to back away slowly

Yellow Ant
Feb 28, 2016
There is a pretty fun documentary on Netflix about The Satanic Temple called “Hail Satan?”. They seem like cool people 👍 gonna read the Huffpo article

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rbg-mom-joins-satanic-temple_n_5f6b3565c5b629afbe990c15

Yellow Ant has a new favorite as of 23:20 on Sep 24, 2020

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Len posted:

Noooooooope, but those are outside which is clearly their territory. The correct response is to back away slowly

They are 100% harmless.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


ultrafilter posted:

NumPy has pretty much been the standard for scientific computing since 2014 or so. The core team recently published a paper in Nature describing the language, and the authors were all men. I assume someone pointed out that they could've had a woman involved in the development at some point and that was Just Too Much for a lot of people.

This one kept going.

https://twitter.com/endlesswario/status/1309223131953991693

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Satanism is anti-authoritarianism with a cool mascot.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




drat, I underestimated just how many of these discarded ballots were thrown away. See if you can guess at home!

Nine.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Captain Monkey posted:

They are 100% harmless.

Let me revise an earlier post

Arachnids are icky

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

Satanism is anti-authoritarianism with a cool mascot.

It's good, yeah.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The laveyan lot seem like right libertarian weirdos.

Also bugs might be harmless but I do not want to be picking them out of my hair.

Like more than I already have to.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
LaVeyen Satanism is basically just Objectivism but edgy tryhard

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
OP is not the idiot.
https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1309228090439036928



Between the guns and the spare mags, that guy's gotta be carrying about 120 rounds of ammo. I'd love to know what situation he's imagining that needs all that.

Sunswipe has a new favorite as of 01:02 on Sep 25, 2020

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The cropping on that image does not do it justice.

I also enjoy that you could just come up behind him and grab both his upper guns lol.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Sunswipe posted:

OP is not the idiot.
https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1309228090439036928

Between the guns and the spare mags, that guy's gotta be carrying about 120 rounds of ammo. I'd love to know what situation he's imagining that needs all that.

Hey pal I’d rather have 120 rounds of ammo and not need it than need 120 rounds of ammo and not have it

Soysaucebeast
Mar 4, 2008




Yellow Ant posted:

There is a pretty fun documentary on Netflix about The Satanic Temple called “Hail Satan?”. They seem like cool people 👍 gonna read the Huffpo article

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rbg-mom-joins-satanic-temple_n_5f6b3565c5b629afbe990c15

There's two flavors of Satanism. The LeVayen type are your typical black robes, praying to Satan, casting spells, etc weirdos. The Satanic Temple guys are the ones who keep teaming up with the ACLU to challenge religious freedom laws. Like most recently they said that abortion is a Satanic rite to stop people trying to restrict it even more, and to stop requiring people handing out "your baby's a person at conception!" style pamphlets at the clinic. They actually do lots of good work.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


I just wanted to highlight this reply

https://twitter.com/theemilyaccount/status/1309223507402817536

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Actually looking at it more it makes perfect sense because you only have two hands so the solution to being able to grab his guns from behind is to have an extra pair of them cos you can't grab all of them at once.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Sunswipe posted:

OP is not the idiot.
https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1309228090439036928



Between the guns and the spare mags, that guy's gotta be carrying about 120 rounds of ammo. I'd love to know what situation he's imagining that needs all that.

Dude sees himself as the well prepped hero saving the day when poo poo hits the fan, but the reality is this guy’s the walking ammo refill for somebody else.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Sunswipe posted:

OP is not the idiot.
https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1309228090439036928



Between the guns and the spare mags, that guy's gotta be carrying about 120 rounds of ammo. I'd love to know what situation he's imagining that needs all that.
He doesn’t expect to need all that ammunition. With a gun on each hip, plus two more strapped to his thighs, and all worn conspicuously on the outside, he’s just a douchebag who thinks he’s making a point.

OwlFancier posted:

Actually looking at it more it makes perfect sense because you only have two hands so the solution to being able to grab his guns from behind is to have an extra pair of them cos you can't grab all of them at once.
I’m picturing that Jackie Chan gag where two of them grabbed the same staff and fight to get their hands to the top.

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

Sunswipe posted:

OP is not the idiot.
https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1309228090439036928



Between the guns and the spare mags, that guy's gotta be carrying about 120 rounds of ammo. I'd love to know what situation he's imagining that needs all that.

He's carrying 152 rounds if they are all fully loaded. He also has 4 Sig Sauer P320s for some reason.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
He's also wearing loving shorts

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is cute that he thought to colour coordinate his guns and holsters though.

Do you think sometimes he puts the brown guns in the black holsters just for a change?

Slippery posted:

He's also wearing loving shorts

Hey now if it works for lara croft it works for sandwich dad.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

He also has to tape the excess from his thigh holster's adjustment straps, because he has tiny little weak twig thighs.

E: he needs those guns to frighten all the other dads that kept asking to borrow his torque wrench and then gave him wedgies when he said he didn't have one.

E2: I hope he's getting two footlong meatball marinara subs and hitting the gym so he can stop getting bullied by all the other dads.

E3: The holsters kinda puff up his shorts and create the illusion of a butt, butt he's clearly a victim of the same criminal as this guy:

Elviscat has a new favorite as of 01:49 on Sep 25, 2020

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Sunswipe posted:

OP is not the idiot.
https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1309228090439036928



Between the guns and the spare mags, that guy's gotta be carrying about 120 rounds of ammo. I'd love to know what situation he's imagining that needs all that.

This guy has a "Please mug me, I will scream and cry like a child" sign on his hips, not a "Don't gently caress with me" sign.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

He's gonna use his hands and feet to shoot all them feral hogs I reckon

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Sunswipe posted:

OP is not the idiot.
https://twitter.com/miniondeathcult/status/1309228090439036928



Between the guns and the spare mags, that guy's gotta be carrying about 120 rounds of ammo. I'd love to know what situation he's imagining that needs all that.

Serious question:

How difficult is it to pull your pants down if/when you need to have a poo poo when you have your gun strapped to your pants like that all tactical like?

Do you have to undo the straps? Does the gun get in the way in the toilet stall? Are you in danger of accidental discharge, and shooting yourself in the balls?

To hang a piss, one can just undo one's fly, so that should present no problems.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Apparently there is a trend of people shooting themselves while taking their pants off strapped, yes.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BrigadierSensible posted:

Serious question:

How difficult is it to pull your pants down if/when you need to have a poo poo when you have your gun strapped to your pants like that all tactical like?

Do you have to undo the straps? Does the gun get in the way in the toilet stall? Are you in danger of accidental discharge, and shooting yourself in the balls?

To hang a piss, one can just undo one's fly, so that should present no problems.
that's what the tactical diaper is for

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I just thought of another question re: people like that.

Do theme parks allow "open carry"? And if so, are you allowed to carry your guns on the rollercoasters? Thus, not only endangering yourself, but everyone else on the rollercoaster from accidental firing.

How about water parks? I know it would probably ruin the precious precious gun, but surely there are Americans nutso enough to take their guns down a waterslide.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Picnic Princess posted:

He's gonna use his hands and feet to shoot all them feral hogs I reckon

Ugh, this is like The Game (which you all just lost now btw) in that I hate being reminded of it.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

Ugh, this is like The Game (which you all just lost now btw) in that I hate being reminded of it.



:getin:

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Soysaucebeast posted:

There's two flavors of Satanism. The LeVayen type are your typical black robes, praying to Satan, casting spells, etc weirdos. The Satanic Temple guys are the ones who keep teaming up with the ACLU to challenge religious freedom laws. Like most recently they said that abortion is a Satanic rite to stop people trying to restrict it even more, and to stop requiring people handing out "your baby's a person at conception!" style pamphlets at the clinic. They actually do lots of good work.

The LaVayen ones are also hardcore libertarian weirdos, like outside of the robes and whatnot.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

So like, what happens during your draw phase if you have no cards left but that card in play?

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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Skwirl posted:

So like, what happens during your draw phase if you have no cards left but that card in play?

YOU CAN'T LOSE THE GAME

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