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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Helith posted:

South Australia uses a .30 timezone instead of a full hour because Adelaide is on the eastern edge of their timezone. Also Broken Hill which is in NSW but is close to the SA border uses SA time.
The area around Eucla in Western Australia has it's own .45 timezone too as it's in the far east of the state.

Because Australia's cartographers are poo poo at their job the western borders of NSW and Victoria don't match up properly and are a few hundred metres off:


https://www.google.com/maps/place/M...8!4d141.0029541

... so there's some farms up in the very NW tip of Victoria where if they move 500m west they'll be in SA which is a different time zone, and if they move 500m east from their starting position they'll be in SA and the SA time zone again, but if they go a further 500m east they'll be back in their original time zone but in NSW.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lol that owns

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Aphrodite posted:

Keep the one that makes it so it's not dark when I finish work at 4 in the winters.

That’s always so miserable.

I worked nights for an entire winter once and by the end I was on the verge of snapping completely. I would wake up just as the sun was going down and go to bed before it came up. If it had been pushed to 5pm I probably would have actually gotten to see some sun once in a while.

Also that first jump when the clocks go back is so depressing.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Ugly In The Morning posted:

That’s always so miserable.

I worked nights for an entire winter once and by the end I was on the verge of snapping completely. I would wake up just as the sun was going down and go to bed before it came up. If it had been pushed to 5pm I probably would have actually gotten to see some sun once in a while.

Also that first jump when the clocks go back is so depressing.

Working nights is the only possible reason to like dst I’ll grant you

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The song Georgy Girl isn't about a trans woman.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Because Australia's cartographers are poo poo at their job the western borders of NSW and Victoria don't match up properly and are a few hundred metres off:


https://www.google.com/maps/place/M...8!4d141.0029541

... so there's some farms up in the very NW tip of Victoria where if they move 500m west they'll be in SA which is a different time zone, and if they move 500m east from their starting position they'll be in SA and the SA time zone again, but if they go a further 500m east they'll be back in their original time zone but in NSW.

That is amazing, I didn’t know that. Bet they’re having fun with the border closures.

Continuing chat about time zones

https://twitter.com/guardianaus/status/1309019550621540359?s=21

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I saw a documentary about that. A polar bear comes out of nowhere.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
A thing I just learned: The musk-ox is more closely related to goats and sheep than it is to cattle and bison. Effectively it's a huge goat in a warm coat rather than a smallish buffalo.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Phy posted:

A thing I just learned: The musk-ox is more closely related to goats and sheep than it is to cattle and bison. Effectively it's a huge goat in a warm coat rather than a smallish buffalo.

what the gently caress

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Phy posted:

A thing I just learned: The musk-ox is more closely related to goats and sheep than it is to cattle and bison. Effectively it's a huge goat in a warm coat rather than a smallish buffalo.

Oh poo poo that makes sense. I can goatally see it now.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Also hyenas are more closely related to meerkats, mongooses and cats than to dogs

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I knew that killer whales were actually dolphins, but I only learned the other night that dolphins and porpoises are part of the “toothed whales” order. Whoever was in charge of common names for cetaceans hosed up big time.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Cladistry is pretty hosed, yes.

Mountain goats aren't goats!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The virgin taxonomy vs. chadistry

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Along these lines I learned yesterday that hermit crabs, my lovable entry into the crab world, aren't actually crabs
:negative:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Captain Hygiene posted:

Along these lines I learned yesterday that hermit crabs, my lovable entry into the crab world, aren't actually crabs
:negative:

the ultimate shape of any animal is that of the crab



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I agree but also, big missed opportunity to call it "clawvolution"

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



The guy that plays Baltar on BSG is not the same guy who plays the doctor on DS9.

Edit: they look similar and have similar accents to my American ears, but the Comet channel has been showing reruns of both shows back to back every weeknight and my brain finally went "wait a second..."

JacquelineDempsey has a new favorite as of 15:58 on Sep 25, 2020

Barnum Brown Shoes
Jan 29, 2013

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Also hyenas are more closely related to meerkats, mongooses and cats than to dogs



Which is why I get super mad when I loot their corpse and get canine leather Smh

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Rich, caninthian leather

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

Cladistry is pretty hosed, yes.

Mountain goats aren't goats!

However, bighorn sheep ARE sheep.

(Muskox, like mountain goats, get their own genus. Despite my rhyme earlier, they're neither true sheep nor true goats. Their genus is Ovibos, which of course means sheepcow.)

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


It took us a while (and reading the credits) to work out that This guy is not a fat Matt Damon.
We still call him fat Matt Damon whenever we see him in something though.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Helith posted:

It took us a while (and reading the credits) to work out that This guy is not a fat Matt Damon.
We still call him fat Matt Damon whenever we see him in something though.

People (me) have been calling him Meth Damon ever since his appearance in Breaking Bad.

We never watched Friday Night Lights which he was apparently in before that and now are of the belief he's slowly turning in to Phillip Seymour Hoffman (not a bad thing)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's "fat Damon"

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Jesse Plemons looked like Matt Damon for five minutes but everyone latched onto that name. Spiritually he is the new John C. Reilly.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
We make fun of Jesse Plemons for getting fat, but he’s married to Kirsten Dunst so

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



He’s budget Matt Damon. Just like the guy from The Boys is budget Bill Hader. And the Hemsworth from Westworld.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Poor Luke Hemsworth. He's the "short" one (only six foot even as opposed to 6'2" and 6'3" for his brothers) and the "ugly" one (only conventionally attractive as opposed to a golden god and a chiseled adonis).

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


I enjoyed a description of Westworld when it first came out that said "It stars a Hemsworth. No, not that one. No, not that one either."

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Larry?

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Helith posted:

It took us a while (and reading the credits) to work out that This guy is not a fat Matt Damon.
We still call him fat Matt Damon whenever we see him in something though.

Cool, alternate lyrics for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbHdxgymrGg!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



rydiafan posted:

I enjoyed a description of Westworld when it first came out that said "It stars a Hemsworth. No, not that one. No, not that one either."


Shemp Hemsworth

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

We make fun of Jesse Plemons for getting fat, but he’s married to Kirsten Dunst so

Hell yeah that means Fargo is real life

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Looks like I just found out Matt Damon wasn't in Fargo.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It was set in Boston

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Phy posted:

a huge goat in a warm coat

MODS?!

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Captain Hygiene posted:

Rich, caninthian leather

Oh, you reminded me of when I found out Corinthian leather is just loving made up!

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013

Carthag Tuek posted:

the ultimate shape of any animal is that of the crab



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

yeah this is why i think its pretty clear that if theres alien life on some exoplanet, it's going to basically look and behave like earth life as long as the environment is similar. they will probably have crabs

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Shibawanko posted:

yeah this is why i think its pretty clear that if theres alien life on some exoplanet, it's going to basically look and behave like earth life as long as the environment is similar. they will probably have crabs

Oh. Bummer. No sex with the aliens then.

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Roblo posted:

Oh. Bummer. No sex with the aliens then.

Not for you!

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