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Dick Trauma posted:He extended his hand And his adrenal gland
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https://twitter.com/juliettekayyem/status/1309307376252735491
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That's a legit no bullshit government account? I'm signed up for recall emails baby, marketing worked.
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Parallelwoody posted:That's a legit no bullshit government account? I'm signed up for recall emails baby, marketing worked. yes it is. a goon favorite
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Parallelwoody posted:That's a legit no bullshit government account? I'm signed up for recall emails baby, marketing worked. Yeah the OSHA thread is one of the best threads on these forums and is a huge fan of that account. In other news, I am a thousand percent on the dad's side here https://twitter.com/thewhostellout/status/1308975163703275520
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I hadn't thought about the loving goddamn OC in 10 loving goddamn years and I hadn't loving planned on starting goddamn now 
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Parallelwoody posted:That's a legit no bullshit government account? I'm signed up for recall emails baby, marketing worked. Yep, there was a news piece somewhere talking to the people who ran the account. They said they went that way because how the hell do you get people to pay attention to such a boring subject matter as product recalls and basic consumer\holiday safety? (Don't burn down your house frying a turkey.) It works, people follow for the wisdom of squirrels but accidentally hear about unsafe products. My personal favorite:  e: Well gently caress, there it is. \/\/\/
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Parallelwoody posted:That's a legit no bullshit government account? I'm signed up for recall emails baby, marketing worked. “No one really cares about the Consumer Product Safety Commission. No one really knows who we are. What can I do that’s really going to make them care and that’s really going to change the culture and the conversation about safety in the home?” e: f, b....badly
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mind the walrus posted:I hadn't thought about the loving goddamn OC in 10 loving goddamn years and I hadn't loving planned on starting goddamn now It's on hbo max.
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The product safety account is like the good version of brand twitter.
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mind the walrus posted:I hadn't thought about the loving goddamn OC in 10 loving goddamn years and I hadn't loving planned on starting goddamn now You just lost the game.
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Surely, surely you would cut the chainsaw... Though I guess the problem then is you have to restart it.
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Sep 25, 2020 04:34
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I was half expecting a Goofy Holler, but he hung on.
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Ok now I get why our insurance only covers us to 10 feet up palm trees. And yeah chainsaws definitely ain’t to be hosed with, one of our guys cut into his leg on day 1 on the job and had to be rushed to the ER. This is why I stay indoors.
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Just quoting for the two other people who might get this one
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she breasted boobily down the stairs,
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Mauser posted:Just quoting for the two other people who might get this one it just means he had bad counsel man
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https://twitter.com/Interior/status/1308921603716247552 I hope everyone is ready for some ＣＨＯＮＫＥＲＳ
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So film, and especially slapstick comedy in film, predates wide adoption of the automobile. Banana peels were used as a stand in for manure when people slipped on them because it would have been too crass to show people slipping on horse poo poo.
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Mauser posted:Just quoting for the two other people who might get this one I got it. It was a sensible chuckle-worthy.
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Kenning posted:And his adrenal gland And became "Q" the internet huckster
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I don't get the Twitter algo thing at all at I'm getting confused and cranky!!
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Son of Rodney posted:I don't get the Twitter algo thing at all at I'm getting confused and cranky!! Basically the Twitter algorithm thing is that Twitter's facial recognition algorithm sucks rear end at recognizing Black people as...well people. People did a bunch of testing and it was pretty consistent that when Twitter crops a pic, it goes for the lightest skinned person. This is pretty common for facial recognition algorithms because Tech as an industry has a massive allergy about reviewing it's past, and this is a super loving common thing that pops up all of the time. But hey, got to reinvent the wheel. This lead to more experimenting and thus the memes. The idea behind the meme is to use a long picture and see what Twitter picks. And the facial algorithm seems to constantly make the worst choice.
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Skwirl posted:So film, and especially slapstick comedy in film, predates wide adoption of the automobile. Banana peels were used as a stand in for manure when people slipped on them because it would have been too crass to show people slipping on horse poo poo. That may have been intended sometimes, but in the early 20th century slipping on banana peels really was a hazard.
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ultrafilter posted:That may have been intended sometimes, but in the early 20th century slipping on banana peels really was a hazard. That’s what the yellow menace was?
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Skwirl posted:So film, and especially slapstick comedy in film, predates wide adoption of the automobile. Banana peels were used as a stand in for manure when people slipped on them because it would have been too crass to show people slipping on horse poo poo. this raises some questions when they set up the gag by showing someone eating the banana on-screen
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https://twitter.com/alisdair_wood/status/1309425686592053248 Haha hell yaeh
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https://twitter.com/xuhulk/status/1309488052226740225bob dobbs is dead posted:it just means he had bad counsel man 
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