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Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky

LifeSunDeath posted:

stopped eating meat recently, thanks for bolstering my resolve!

i've been a vegetarian ever since i could move out and buy my own groceries. just over 10-11 years now. you can bet those up close experiences with farming were a massive contributing factor.

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Warthog
Mar 8, 2004
Ferkelwämser extraordinaire
weird... Horse-meat is delicious and it's expensive to keep them until they're old.

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

https://i.imgur.com/UoXz7EY.mp4

Not gonna lie, that looks like it's fun.

Messadiah
Jan 12, 2001

Nocheez posted:

My brother drove by a Final Destination style accident near Cleveland. An rear end in a top hat in a dump truck hit the sign with the raised bed. The pole went right through the poor pickup driver :smith:



Why do people continue to drive behind dump trucks with their beds raised?

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Bigger question is why do truckers continue to drive down a highway at speed with their dump beds raised?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

wow maybe the scandinavians are on to something, jam packing their licorice full of weird electrolytes as they do

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Syrian Lannister posted:

Bigger question is why do truckers continue to drive down a highway at speed with their dump beds raised?

I get why there are reasons you would need to be able to drive forward (slowly) with the bed raised, but if they're too cheap to install some kind of governor interlock, the least they could do is put a Stuka style siren on them so it's blatantly obvious when they're NYEEEEEEEEEERing down the highway at 70 mph.

Not that it would stop people from doing it, but now at least there's a clear audible alarm to other drivers to stay well clear.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
I have an adrenal condition and am not supposed to eat black licorice because of that. I always thought the warning was kind of bullshit until now. :stare:

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

StrangersInTheNight posted:

ok wait, i understand not eating sick animals bc they make you ill, but old animals do too? i thought that eating an old animal might not be as pleasing from a texture standpoint, but it can actually make you sick?

i'm super curious about this now

I will wager that grandpa here didn't dispatch and promptly slaughter said horse but instead discovered it post-mortem (just how post is kinda the rub) and decided to roll the dice.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Wattsamatta posted:

A lot of this rear end in a top hat drive = x car chat is very regionally dependent in my opinion.

I grew up in Montana, in a small town. There were like two German cars in a 200mi radius back in the late 80's and they were taken out and driven in the two months of not rain and snow we called Summer. So anyone driving a Jeep was likely to be a raging shithead - usually someone from out of state, because back then if you didn't drive Ford, Dodge or Chevy, what the gently caress? Maybe some Toyota or Honda for the teenagers of the rich families.

I now live in Seattle - If I see one of the entry level Porsche's, I will change lanes. Those loving maniacs are all hopped up on mid-life crisis and testosterone cream.

The only reason why they weren't more widespread in MT is because no one wants to open a German repair shop in a place that's not already swarming in VAG cars.

My dad still insists that he'll never get a VW because it'd be too hard to get the oil changed.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://i.imgur.com/BoyqaRy.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Not even a good safety squint.

Cross posting this from the Tweets thread

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


why would you ever need to only cut the very top off of a palm tree?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Doc Hawkins posted:

why would you ever need to only cut the very top off of a palm tree?

Well the chainsaw is still going, I assume they were going to cut it down piece by piece, and were just waiting on the swaying to settle down.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Doc Hawkins posted:

why would you ever need to only cut the very top off of a palm tree?

When you don't have the space to fell it all at once.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Groda posted:

I can't imagine that saving any dong.
This needs more love.


:golfclap:

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

ok wait, i understand not eating sick animals bc they make you ill, but old animals do too? i thought that eating an old animal might not be as pleasing from a texture standpoint, but it can actually make you sick?

i'm super curious about this now

I honestly have no clue what almost did him in. My guess would be that the average American diet doesn't really include horse, because every time I have a friend accidentally eat horse in a foreign country, the tale almost always includes diarrhea (apparently horse meat has pretty similar texture to beef). Grandpa has definitely eaten some...ponderously sourced animals, and I'm not really sure if he actually killed the horse and then ate it, or discovered that she had finally died and said "No sense in that going to waste!" in that wonderful can-do depression era vibe that he's still carrying around to this day.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

On Sept. 2, Iowa OSHA administrator Russell Perry approved a settlement with the company that reduced the proposed penalties from $1,914 to a $957 fine.

for 338 cases of COVID

https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/iowa-fines-beef-plant-957-huge-coronavirus-outbreak-73223319

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
The noise this thing makes at 0:32 is terrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLLG2_ErvJs&t=27s

The g-forces it was under caused the oil filter housing to break off, over sped the propeller which broke off causing the engine to lose all load and then the 720 cubic inch twin-turbo engine at full throttle at 3000 RPM had an, uhh, excursion, to north of 8000 RPM. Keep watching to see how the engine ended up.

He lands it safely, but that's a rough day at the office.

Manzoon
Oct 12, 2005

ALPHASTRIKE!!!


A friend had that happen to a guy at his current job a few years ago. The dude was way worse off when cutting into a 55 gallon barrel, third degree burns and damaged lung tissue when the entire top blew up. He was in a medically induced coma for a good bit.

Don't gently caress around with barrels.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Memento posted:

The noise this thing makes at 0:32 is terrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLLG2_ErvJs&t=27s

The g-forces it was under caused the oil filter housing to break off, over sped the propeller which broke off causing the engine to lose all load and then the 720 cubic inch twin-turbo engine at full throttle at 3000 RPM had an, uhh, excursion, to north of 8000 RPM. Keep watching to see how the engine ended up.

He lands it safely, but that's a rough day at the office.

The front fell off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

HarmB
Jun 19, 2006



https://www.thedrive.com/news/36651/theres-a-jeep-wrangler-dangling-off-a-cliff-in-california-after-some-fool-drove-up-a-bike-trail
Guy drives jeep up bike trail and plenty of helpful helpers show up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TukqJ3-NHrA

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



"You are improving fitness"

I was having a chat today to one of our local courier drivers and mentioned that I hadn't seen him in a while driving. Turns out he refused to drive the old parts runner as it had a bad case of veering left at speeds due to something fucky in the steering.

He was relegated to another position and a new young driver took over parts ute. Was warned about the veering (which was also reported but ignored by the company). Yeah, he rolled it off a highway into an embankment. About this tuime I notice the van the driver has idling reeks of fuel. Yep, got a visible leak in the tank and you guessed it, the company don't care.

I've swiftly reported to the company anyway that any of their vehicles are banned from my site (I deal with a lot of flammable gases at my site).

loving idiots trying to save a buck by not doing ANY maintenance!

EDIT: We can't talk, one of our tankers was ordered to drive through a city centre with faulty brakes to the mechanics to save the cost of a tow.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Sep 25, 2020

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
https://i.imgur.com/n179EV4.mp4

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Manzoon posted:

A friend had that happen to a guy at his current job a few years ago. The dude was way worse off when cutting into a 55 gallon barrel, third degree burns and damaged lung tissue when the entire top blew up. He was in a medically induced coma for a good bit.

Don't gently caress around with barrels.

I did this myself recently. I cut open two 55 gallon barrels that used to contain diesel. I left them open a few days to air out, then I poured in some water and sloshed it around. Then to be sure I tossed in some burning rags inside (holding the rag with a poker). Then I cut them open.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
We had a guy who was trying to cut open an old heating oil tank using an angle grinder. There was still fuel leaking out of it, sparks flying everywhere.
My boss tried to be all like "yo don't do that you'll probably kill yourself and blow up the shop"! His response was "don't worry, I'll just keep the sparks away from the fuel".

I know its diesel so a lot less volatile than straight gas, but still, it wasn't the smartest thing to do.
A fuckin sawzall which we have at the shop probably would have been much less potentially explodey.

Zudgemud
Mar 1, 2009
Grimey Drawer
https://imgur.com/t/schwing/VsMrpbU

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

There was this lady who ran a palm tree trimming service in my mom's neighborhood. One year mom went to set up a trimming and the husband answered, so she asked where the lady was. "She died, she fell out of a tree. I kept telling her to wear a harness but she wouldn't," said the husband. Didn't just die, she broke her neck and was in the hospital dying for a week or so then died. Anyway, safety first.

e, content:
https://i.imgur.com/iaSalQm.mp4

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Memento posted:

The noise this thing makes at 0:32 is terrifying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLLG2_ErvJs&t=27s


The discussion of the weight and balance of the plane after a catastrophic failure as a way of calculating and coping with their friends survival chances, followed by the jokes about the quality of aircraft parts as the probability of survival increases as he successfully recovers is the most "plane guys" thing ever. You can hear the panic in their voices at first followed by the increasing relief once Kevin is in a nice descent and smooth turn then joking on the radio.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

It must be a jeep thing because I don't understand it

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.


That excellent safety squint.

One of my buddies recently got into welding. Dude had forgotten about the UV light that is given off by the welder and as a result, had this excellent burn from bandana , around his eyeballs (he was wearing his goggles), to the front and sides of his nose, all around his chin, and down the front of his neck to collar line. A truly excellent sunburn, poor guy looked like he was wearing really misshapen clown prosthetics from all the swelling.

Sir_Lagsalot
May 6, 2007

Connection error
https://imgur.com/gallery/79SKLsa

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


How many times on the same page are we going to post the palm tree?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

lmfao

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://i.imgur.com/Kih6adX.mp4

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Scratch Monkey posted:

It must be a jeep thing because I don't understand it

Neither do Jeep people. They just go with it, like migrating south for winter but to stupid places.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010


Impressive lack of reaction to a bunch of hair being ripped out

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Agrinja
Nov 30, 2013

Praise the Sun!

Total Clam

Why. Probably doesn't even have sunblock on.

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