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A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH


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Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Dewgy posted:

For Magic Eyes you have to go walleyed, not crosseyed, or the depth will be reversed.

The problem here is that my Mom has assured me that if I do either one of those, my face might get stuck like that.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

The problem here is that my Mom has assured me that if I do either one of those, my face might get stuck like that.

and you loving did it anyway, huh?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

The problem here is that my Mom has assured me that if I do either one of those, my face might get stuck like that.
Let's be honest here, you really don't have much to lose

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
So that explains the breeze I've been feeling... IN MY THIGHS!

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

Android Apocalypse posted:

I feel the correct order should be Harrell > Violent J > Fieri.

That said, how's Violent J's stance on LGBTQA+? Fieri is well known as an ally & IIRC Shaggy 2 Dope has a daughter huge in the furry scene? I remember early ICP was pretty homophobic (especially towards Eminem).

EDIT: Furry ≠ LGBTQA+ but there's a decent intersectionality there. And with Nazis. :godwin:

If I remember right they've pretty much done a full 180 and hard apologized for their past stuff while becoming pretty good with actively supporting lgbtqa+ stuff. Though the eminem thing was both of them doing it afaik.


Found this recentish thing:
https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/franchises/interview/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

quote:

Yeah, and “sick like a diseased Ethiopian.” Listen: I was that stupid. I didn’t understand the offensiveness in that. I was legit that stupid. I never heard nothing about it. I’ve never heard anything about it in my life. But when I hear that now, I can’t believe I said that as a joke.

quote:

At the same time, we were also crazy homophobic back in the day. And now, my daughter says, “Dad, why did you say this?” And I say, “Because your dad was a loving fool.”

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Data Graham posted:

E: ^^ It's Violent J whose daughter has a fursuit and who showed up to MFF a couple years back, posed for photos, etc.

Take from that what you will, but he's good people far as I'm concerned

Whenever the topic is how actually ICP are very decent guys, I like to mention the story of Terry Funk, wrestling legend who has wrestled in a thousand backyards for hot dogs, and how he wrestled at a Gathering for ICP and they came to his house to pay him. He told them to just leave the money on the table when they left since he was busy doing something else, expecting it to be twenty bucks or the like. But it was a huge amount of money, since ICP seem to care about paying the people who work for them well.

There is just something heartwarming about the picture of ICP going to this guy's house to give this guy the money they think he earned, and it's a lot of money.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

how has it taken so long for someone to make this lol.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I don't know what it is, but every time I see that picture of Violent J my brain doesn't say "rapping clown", it says "goalie"

I hope he's not bombarded by pucks every time he sets foot north of the border.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Grendels Dad posted:

Whenever the topic is how actually ICP are very decent guys, I like to mention the story of Terry Funk, wrestling legend who has wrestled in a thousand backyards for hot dogs, and how he wrestled at a Gathering for ICP and they came to his house to pay him. He told them to just leave the money on the table when they left since he was busy doing something else, expecting it to be twenty bucks or the like. But it was a huge amount of money, since ICP seem to care about paying the people who work for them well.

There is just something heartwarming about the picture of ICP going to this guy's house to give this guy the money they think he earned, and it's a lot of money.

Here's the excerpt from his book:


:3:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Phy posted:

I don't know what it is, but every time I see that picture of Violent J my brain doesn't say "rapping clown", it says "goalie"

I hope he's not bombarded by pucks every time he sets foot north of the border.

Ironically they do sell ICP hockey jerseys

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Sometimes when I'm bored I line up letters in words and play little games, like how many letters overlap per sentence. The ones that don't look all buzzy.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's the excerpt from his book:


:3:

That reads like the fan fiction of a 12 year old

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

That reads like the fan fiction of a 12 year old

Terry has received many many blows to the head over his career, we're lucky he's still capable of forming sentences.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Terry Funk talks just like a hoarse mumbling gorilla. I’ve never understood a full sentence he has said to me in ten encounters.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

freeedr posted:

Terry Funk talks just like a hoarse mumbling gorilla. I’ve never understood a full sentence he has said to me in ten encounters.

Aw dang :smith:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

There's something so charming about a memoir or autobiography that isn't super obviously ghost written.

Unrelated Friday afternoon mood:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


"The next retirement match I have" got a lol out of me

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Android Apocalypse posted:

EDIT: Furry ≠ LGBTQA+ but there's a decent intersectionality there. And with Nazis. :godwin:

the furries have done a p good job exiling their nazis, these days all the nazifurs have been driven off into their own little fuhrerbunkers to scream and holler at one another

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

jesus WEP posted:

"The next retirement match I have" got a lol out of me

Wrestlers who don't/can't transition to movie acting careers pretty much have to keep wrestling in smaller and shittier wrestling feds until their body gives out completely and the pain stops them from performing, and then when the money runs out again and their debts get too high they have to go back and try to keep wrestling, wash rinse repeat until they die. It's brutal.

There's a few behind-the-scenes documentaries about wrestlers whose stars have faded and they're soul crushing. :smith:

Here's a short clip of Terry consulting with his doctor and asking if his legs are in good enough shape to keep wrestling and the doc pretty much goes "You're technically disabled right now, I don't understand how you're even able to walk." Terry leaves the consultation and goes straight to his next wrestling match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c3nJwgAf8M

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

StillFullyTerrible posted:

the furries have done a p good job exiling their nazis, these days all the nazifurs have been driven off into their own little fuhrerbunkers to scream and holler at one another

You had a perfectly good opportunity to say furherbunker and you blew it.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Whybird posted:

You had a perfectly good opportunity to say furherbunker and you blew it.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



StillFullyTerrible posted:

the furries have done a p good job exiling their nazis, these days all the nazifurs have been driven off into their own little fuhrerbunkers to scream and holler at one another

Every community is like "We hate Nazis








....



....Unless?"





It is the measure of the community whether it says "no gently caress u go away"

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Wrestlers who don't/can't transition to movie acting careers pretty much have to keep wrestling in smaller and shittier wrestling feds until their body gives out completely and the pain stops them from performing, and then when the money runs out again and their debts get too high they have to go back and try to keep wrestling, wash rinse repeat until they die. It's brutal.

There's a few behind-the-scenes documentaries about wrestlers whose stars have faded and they're soul crushing. :smith:

Here's a short clip of Terry consulting with his doctor and asking if his legs are in good enough shape to keep wrestling and the doc pretty much goes "You're technically disabled right now, I don't understand how you're even able to walk." Terry leaves the consultation and goes straight to his next wrestling match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c3nJwgAf8M

sorry i thought this was the wrestling forum

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

jesus WEP posted:

sorry i thought this was the wrestling forum

Be the change you want to see :bahgawd::vince:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

the only difference between dudes on the street yelling at women to show their tits and juggalos yelling at juggalettes to show their tits is that juggalettes will do it sometimes

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
That gathering of the juggalos doc that came put like 8-10 years ago was something.

And I mean I cannot believe that in tyool 2020 it was we that were all wrong about the juggalos.

I have zero beef with them no matter how hosed up they are otherwise.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
In defense of Guy Fieri:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK6zuii2OLI

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Wrestlers who don't/can't transition to movie acting careers pretty much have to keep wrestling in smaller and shittier wrestling feds until their body gives out completely and the pain stops them from performing, and then when the money runs out again and their debts get too high they have to go back and try to keep wrestling, wash rinse repeat until they die. It's brutal.

There's a few behind-the-scenes documentaries about wrestlers whose stars have faded and they're soul crushing. :smith:

Here's a short clip of Terry consulting with his doctor and asking if his legs are in good enough shape to keep wrestling and the doc pretty much goes "You're technically disabled right now, I don't understand how you're even able to walk." Terry leaves the consultation and goes straight to his next wrestling match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c3nJwgAf8M

The film The Wrestler covers this topic, and has some pretty spectacular acting as well.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff-k_M8i5x0

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Cocaine Bear posted:

There's something so charming about a memoir or autobiography that isn't super obviously ghost written.

Mick Foley's first couple of books were good for this (I haven't read any others). I think he even wrote the first one longhand.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008

Would be much more realistic as “You slept like poo poo, making the day much harder. Have a bonus to experience gain for playing life in hard mode today.”

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Well for one he's not a chef, like at all. Beyond that, I mean he's got a crazy look but his show is ok.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008


Holy poo poo!!! Where did you find this? A friend of mine made that for a music video shoot with my husband and gave it to us, it’s legit hanging up in my apartment as we speak! The creases match up and everything, this is blowing my mind right now.

E: here’s the full set, all three of them are on the wall above my altar.

Bibliotechno Music has a new favorite as of 00:03 on Sep 26, 2020

Eat The Rich
Feb 10, 2018



Phy posted:

One last thing about magic eyes, cause I looked at that cube and my right eye started to hurt like i'd pulled a muscle

If you can get them to resolve crosseyed, you've discovered cheat mode for spot-the-difference games. With one of those, if you can manage to cross your eyes enough to get the sides to line up, the differences will stand out like you're looking at a glitch in the matrix. It's pretty cool. Walleyed doesn't help so much here because I think you can go a lot more crosseyed than you can walleyed, and spot-the-difference pictures are usually big enough that you have to cross your eyes a bunch to get it to resolve. If you tried to do it walleyed, you'd end up lookin like this dude



This is my secret for getting the high score at all the spot the difference porn games at the bar

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Holy poo poo!!! Where did you find this? A friend of mine made that for a music video shoot with my husband and gave it to us, it’s legit hanging up in my apartment as we speak! The creases match up and everything, this is blowing my mind right now.

E: here’s the full set, all three of them are on the wall above my altar.


hrm...

not the exact ones but I feel like I'm getting closer

Ok there's this tumbler with it, so either this guy made it or stole it somehow and then made a different version for the tarot cards:
https://joshlafayette.tumblr.com/post/61073958318/there-are-many-toppings-on-your-horizon-prints

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 00:21 on Sep 26, 2020

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ogopogo
Jul 16, 2006
Remember: no matter where you go, there you are.

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Holy poo poo!!! Where did you find this? A friend of mine made that for a music video shoot with my husband and gave it to us, it’s legit hanging up in my apartment as we speak! The creases match up and everything, this is blowing my mind right now.

E: here’s the full set, all three of them are on the wall above my altar.


I know this is a weird long shot ask but I run a small pizza shop and would love to buy a print of that slice card - that’s such a killer trio, the artist absolutely crushed it.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ogopogo posted:

I know this is a weird long shot ask but I run a small pizza shop and would love to buy a print of that slice card - that’s such a killer trio, the artist absolutely crushed it.

see my above post, the guy has prints for sale but can't find the tarot ones, but you can buy the cards:
https://shop.joshlafayette.com/product/food-fortunes

e, ok you can get the tarot prints, but this site sucks so finding the other ones is a manual ordeal

https://society6.com/product/the-burro_print?sku=s6-1615578p4a1v45

final edit: I looked all over his prints page and the burrito seems to be the only one. He has a ton of other pizza art though:

https://society6.com/product/the-all-seeing-za_print?sku=s6-1049967p4a1v45

https://society6.com/product/tons-of-seamless-pizza_print?sku=s6-1002647p4a1v45

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 00:32 on Sep 26, 2020

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