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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Some poll showed a bunch of idiots going "Hey the economy's doing real good now!" So yeah, probably.

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Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Honestly I wouldn't look at any comment section to figure out which way a country is leaning. Comment sections are where the most ignorant go to proudly show up how up their own arses they are. Most people wouldn't look at a DC post and think to themselves "this is my opportune time to show the world what I think about leftists".

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



He's definitely winning and it sucks.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Endless Mike posted:

He's definitely winning and it sucks.
We're about to hit the 2nd Wave + Flu Season so we might be looking at hilarious self-ownz and regrets unseen since Katrina.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Endless Mike posted:

He's definitely winning and it sucks.
By a 6-3 decision.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Endless Mike posted:

He's definitely winning and it sucks.

After the past four years I can't imagine confidently predicting the outcome of any specific future political event.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Mod edit: Edited out personal information.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Sep 24, 2020

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Sanity Edit:

I was in a Liberal CC JITTERS this afternoon and all the enbie ZillExials were whispering "I think Lex Luthor is pretty cool"

FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Sep 24, 2020

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
I know these are really stressful and precarious times and I know I also definitely spend way too many of my waking hours running through worst case scenarios but there are other threads in other subs to do that in, and I think that trying, as legitimately difficult as it is, to compartmentalize this kind of stuff is healthy and worth attempting to do.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


DC is more popular with conservative comic fans because Marvel is too liberal with all their minorities and women temporarily taking over for white men.

Blockhouse
Sep 7, 2014

You Win!

Open Marriage Night posted:

DC is more popular with conservative comic fans because Marvel is too liberal with all their minorities and women temporarily taking over for white men.

I don't think this is remotely true.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Blockhouse posted:

I don't think this is remotely true.

Not only is it true, it's been that way for decades.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I can attest, the racists assholes really hate modern Marvel.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


It’s not like DC tries to court conservatives, it’s just Marvel has always tried to appeal to the cool college liberal since the Stan Lee days.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Open Marriage Night posted:

It’s not like DC tries to court conservatives, it’s just Marvel has always tried to appeal to the cool college liberal since the Stan Lee days.

Also DC did replace a lot of their new PoC characters with the old white guy originals a few years back.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Gripweed posted:

Also DC did replace a lot of their new PoC characters with the old white guy originals a few years back.
Literally canned the guy in charge of shaking up the DCU by sunsetting the WASPy leads and introducing legacies in Gen5.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Gen5 was a bad idea for other reasons, though.

Seriously, they just finished jumping through how many hoops to undo all the damage Nu52 did, and the next plan was to play silly continuity games again?

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
I don't know if "conservatives love DC more than Marvel" is quantifiably true, but I'd like to read a study or survey or whatever if anything is out there because I think it's an interesting question. Anecdotally surely the Punisher is extremely popular with Blue Lives Matter types.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


It’s definitely not a black and white thing. DC did publish Prez, and Flintstones, and let Morrison make Superman a socialist for a time.

I wouldn’t mind seeing a study if there is one. I only have anecdotal evidence from my blue collar suburb a couple miles from Detroit.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

CapnAndy posted:

Gen5 was a bad idea for other reasons, though.

Seriously, they just finished jumping through how many hoops to undo all the damage Nu52 did, and the next plan was to play silly continuity games again?

Personally at this point I feel both DC and Marvel would be better off just hard rebooting their respective universes

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

drrockso20 posted:

Personally at this point I feel both DC and Marvel would be better off just hard rebooting their respective universes
It's an understandable impulse but it doesn't frigging work. The most workable solution seems to be legacy characters and just sharing the mantle; as it turns out, nobody is actually terribly confused if you go "yeah, there's a bunch of Flashes" or "they're both Hawkeye", and that way you can add all the new people you like.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

CapnAndy posted:

It's an understandable impulse but it doesn't frigging work. The most workable solution seems to be legacy characters and just sharing the mantle; as it turns out, nobody is actually terribly confused if you go "yeah, there's a bunch of Flashes" or "they're both Hawkeye", and that way you can add all the new people you like.

It's never actually been done is the problem, Marvel has never done a proper reboot and every time DC does one there's always stuff from the prior continuity they leave in that makes things confusing

Drakyn
Dec 26, 2012

drrockso20 posted:

It's never actually been done is the problem, Marvel has never done a proper reboot and every time DC does one there's always stuff from the prior continuity they leave in that makes things confusing
Wasn't Ultimate Marvel basically this just without replacing the older stuff?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Drakyn posted:

Wasn't Ultimate Marvel basically this just without replacing the older stuff?
Yup. And it did not work.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

god could you imagine if the Ultimate Universe actually did replace the existing Marvel universe.

what a loving disastrous nightmare that would have been

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

I read a bit of Ultimate Spider-Man, which I had heard was good, but wasn't. It focused so much on how being a superhero was actually terrible and made Peter's life really depressing. At one point they threw in a fun stand alone story about Wolverine and Peter Parker switching bodies, just to cheer things up. In which Wolverine used being in Peter Parker's body to make out with high school girls without them knowing who he really was.

I'm glad they killed that Spider-man.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gripweed posted:

I read a bit of Ultimate Spider-Man, which I had heard was good, but wasn't. It focused so much on how being a superhero was actually terrible and made Peter's life really depressing.

So Spider-Man?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

bobkatt013 posted:

So Spider-Man?

At least regular Spider-Man is an adult and an established hero with hero connections and friends. Ultimate Spider-Man was a child. So when Nick Fury or whoever shows up and has a job for him, or when he teams up with the X-Men just laugh at the fact that he's just a little kid, it really makes it clear that oh yeah, he should not be doing this. Nobody should be giving him task or humoring him with his incredibly dangerous hobby. The whole thing was very hosed up.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gripweed posted:

At least regular Spider-Man is an adult and an established hero with hero connections and friends. Ultimate Spider-Man was a child. So when Nick Fury or whoever shows up and has a job for him, or when he teams up with the X-Men just laugh at the fact that he's just a little kid, it really makes it clear that oh yeah, he should not be doing this. Nobody should be giving him task or humoring him with his incredibly dangerous hobby. The whole thing was very hosed up.

He started in high school in the regular universe, and the x-men are the same age as him.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Gripweed posted:

I read a bit of Ultimate Spider-Man, which I had heard was good, but wasn't. It focused so much on how being a superhero was actually terrible and made Peter's life really depressing. At one point they threw in a fun stand alone story about Wolverine and Peter Parker switching bodies, just to cheer things up. In which Wolverine used being in Peter Parker's body to make out with high school girls without them knowing who he really was.

I'm glad they killed that Spider-man.

That's a gross exaggeration of what actually happened.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Rhyno posted:

That's a gross exaggeration of what actually happened.

It's been a few years since I read it so maybe I've exaggerated how grim it was in my mind, but that was definitely what stuck out to me while I read it and it's why I stopped reading it when Gwen Stacy got brutally murdered.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
She got better.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
There’s an implication he tried to gently caress / fool around with teenage MJ while in Peter’s body.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

Rhyno posted:

That's a gross exaggeration of what actually happened.

What did happen? That sounds like character assassination of Ultimate Wolverine, but maybe that's consistent with Wolverine in the Ultimate universe?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

A Strange Aeon posted:

What did happen? That sounds like character assassination of Ultimate Wolverine, but maybe that's consistent with Wolverine in the Ultimate universe?

Ultimate wolverine already banged a barely legal jean grey after attempting to murder cyclops

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Drakyn posted:

Wasn't Ultimate Marvel basically this just without replacing the older stuff?

Nah doesn't count, that one was an alternate universe, not the main one

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

A Strange Aeon posted:

What did happen? That sounds like character assassination of Ultimate Wolverine, but maybe that's consistent with Wolverine in the Ultimate universe?




Wow, Mark. I'd forgotten that face he puts on Logan-as-Peter in the first page.

Dawgstar fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Sep 26, 2020

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Yeah, some of the Ultimate characters were either lovely people (Captain America, Wolverine, Hank Pym) or needlessly edgy and gross (Wanda and Pietro)

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Quality aside -- and there was some excellent stuff besides USM, X-Men was good to great for a long while and even Fantastic Four started strong -- the Ultimate Universe ended up just proving exactly why hard reboots don't work, even though they seem great on paper: those stories still happened, people remember and like them, and that includes the writers.

So what ends up happening is everyone's gotta go back and hit the iconic bits again. They want to do Ultimate Clone Saga, Ultimate Annihilus, Ultimate Sentinels, Ultimate Gwen Stacy, Ultimate Dark Phoenix, Ultimate Galactus, Ultimate Skrulls, Ultimate Demon in a Bottle, again and again, until it's just a mind-numbing march of constant retreads.

And the solution to that is obvious, sure -- don't do that. Write new stories. But that was always the answer. Write a new story! loving around with continuity is being focused on the past, practically by definition! Hickman didn't need to wipe out the last 60 years to write HoXPoX, he just said "okay, that stuff happened, it's all done, this is what they're doing now". I don't want to trivialize it, but... that's the solution. Just write the next thing.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I'm shocked that Gripweed doesn't like the good Spider-Man that doesn't include a fighting tournament or volleyball.

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