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Shania Twain
Aug 25, 2008

What’s this from?

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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I mean they’re absolutely waiting for her to die, but still a picnic. A snipnic, perhaps?

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I mean they’re absolutely waiting for her to die, but still a picnic. A snipnic, perhaps?

See that little guy in the background, that's the snipper, waiting for the right moment (when stupid bald ape will put down the camera) the front is but a ...front.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Shania Twain posted:

What’s this from?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3739217

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I pulled out that dumb killer crab book a while back and now my kindle recommendations are hosed up extremely on point :crab:

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006

Captain Hygiene posted:


I pulled out that dumb killer crab book a while back and now my kindle recommendations are hosed up extremely on point :crab:

Those are some high ratings gotta read me some crobs

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I mean they’re absolutely waiting for her to die, but still a picnic. A snipnic, perhaps?

Today's the day the crabby crabs have their picnic





Family picnic party crashed by giant robber crabs posted:

These crabby party crashers wanted to join the fun, too.

A group of Australian families was surprised by a swarm of robber crabs that recently invaded their outdoor picnic party during a camping trip.

Some local folks on Christmas Island gathered for a BBQ bash over the weekend, and were shocked when dozens of curious crustaceans invaded their fête, Christmas Island Tourism reported on Facebook.

"Robber crabs behaving badly!" the tourism group joked, teasing that the campers had "a few extra mouths to feed."

Hilarious photos of the must-see moment have since gone viral with over 1,800 shares.

Witness Amy Luetich, who has lived on the isle off Western Australia for a few years, said she had never seen quite so many robber crabs before that night in the Grants Well jungle.

“We have camped in that area a few times and we have never seen so many robber crabs,” Luetich told Daily Mail Australia. “As soon as we started cooking, they swarmed around us. My son counted 52 of them.”

“Then they started to climb up to the table, and another climbed onto the barbecue,” she alleged. “We kept our tents away from where we had eaten, but one of the families said the whole night they could feel one tapping on the outside of their tent.”

Fortunately for the happy campers, robber crabs – otherwise known as coconut crabs – are usually harmless, despite their menacing looks.

According to Parks Australia, the robber crab is the biggest land crustacean in the world; weighing up to 9 pounds and measuring 3 feet across.

“Christmas Island has the world’s largest and best protected population of these gentle giants, which can live to be more than 50 years old,” the department reports. “They are found in most parts of the island, usually sheltering during the day and venturing out at night or on overcast days.”

With that being said, Parks Australia asks visitors "please drive carefully" through Christmas Island, as many of the giant crabs are killed by vehicles each year.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

You know it was a good picnic party when you leave with fewer toes than you had when it started.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




We need to find whoever tagged this print and invite them to the thread

Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?
Krebse.cx

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009
That is some hot krab on kreb action :getin: (is there :crab getin:?)

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009
Learned today about the existence of this bad boy

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


really wanna touch those tip tops :ohdear:

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Ror posted:

really wanna touch those tip tops :ohdear:
You know the price. Will you pay it?

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

It's wise not to

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

A CRAB IRL posted:

It's wise not to

Listen to this poster

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




It can be done, but first you'll need to get yourself a good pair of grip groppers

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://i.imgur.com/TNCqmf7.mp4

e: I guess img tags don't work with mp4 files?

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Ror posted:

Today's the day the crabby crabs have their picnic





Lmao the crabs wanted to murder and eat the people in the tent

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the duality of man:


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Has this been posted recently?

https://i.imgur.com/G7aD2Hm.mp4

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009
Hmf, technology can't beat the millions of years of silent rage

naem
May 29, 2011

ekuNNN posted:

the duality of man:




agreed

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




What the gently caress
:negative:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

The hubris of mankind, to think a machine may surpass the infinite perfection of the crab


Captain Hygiene posted:


What the gently caress
:negative:

genetic analysis indicates they're actually just arachnids. Spiders are essentially a kind of tree crab so imo they're in

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SniperWoreConverse posted:

they're actually just arachnids

Having a real existential crisis here :sweatdrop:

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
BLASPHEMY

Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe
Horsehoe crabs have served honorably for over 400,000,000 years, and modern medicine without hyperbole would grind to a halt without their blood. I feel like they've earned their place as de facto crabs.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


They have a good shell, little pincers for snip-snoppin' and don't inject venom, so they qualify.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Captain Hygiene posted:


What the gently caress
:negative:

Captain Hygiene posted:

Having a real existential crisis here :sweatdrop:

dunno how to break it to you bud, but:

Mak0rz posted:

Actually you will find they are the most snippiest snoppinest crabbes around


Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe
Much respect to the horseshoe crab's bounty of snips and snobs, but check out the crab ancestor, Tokummia katalepsis



50 pears of snops. Now that is a dangerous tip top.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

No True Crab

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟




the diversity of creb

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Crebs know diversity is good

Crebs are true comrades :ussr:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

crabs are only in it for themselves. they are capitalists

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
this crab has crabs

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

crabs are only in it for themselves. they are capitalists



Crabitalism with crebish characteristics

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
it seems every time I see this thread i am legally obligated to speak the thread title because i do it every single time

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

crabs are only in it for themselves. they are capitalists



wow that was quick microsoft just bought them too

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Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

"Are you not entertained?"

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