Heath posted:

Yippee yee-caw mother fucker

Resting Lich Face posted:

The opportunity for "yippee caw yay motherfucker" was right there man.

Heath posted:

I left it there for you to enjoy. Your welcawm

Long list of weird crow puns posted:

The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: Hey John, you have a phone caw.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
The doctor committed a murder by sending a group of crows to a mental health institution.
Today, I almost saw a murder when I nearly ran over a couple of crows.
My trial to get a group of crows together resulted in an attempted murder.
Two crows sitting on a branch is an attempted murder.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
The cops hung up on me when I called them about a murder at my doorstep. They claimed they could do nothing about crows.
Doves make white babies. Crows make black babies. Swallows make no babies.
As my friend who hated crows stared at a group of crows, I could see murder in her eyes.
Other crows are always in the trees yelling, ‘cawr, cawr’, that’s why we never see crows on road kills.
The crow was fired without caws, he was so mad about his job.
A flock of crows salivating for a cake is known as A Tempted Murder.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is a justified murder.
What does a crow say when it sees a moving car? Cawr.
The public investigated a box fu crows because it was a murder case.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
The crow bought a gun to aid a murder.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.

Stex T posted:

Lodin posted:

Resting Lich Face posted:

The opportunity for "yippee caw yay motherfucker" was right there man.

Splicer posted:

yippee caw yay motherfeather

RandomFerret posted:

Moon Slayer posted:

The world that existed when you read this post no longer exists.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Good because that world sucked.

Moon Slayer posted:

You'll be pleased to know that it was eaten by the langoliers.

Lodin posted:

Lodin posted:

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

This is from a very good twitter account called Jim’s paint it, which can be somewhat meme-y: https://twitter.com/jimllpaintit/status/1308746623896387584?s=21

LifeSunDeath posted:

Zzulu posted:

Uncle Phil was an abuser, he clearly attacked and beat Will Smith up. And Dj Jazzy Jeff.

Uncle Phil was a monster

Sleeveless posted:

LifeSunDeath posted:

was this a slam against my post, if so, not only did it not make sense due to the lack of any of these emojis or terms in the post, but also why are you being a dickhead? Like explain it, because I'm listening and would like to know.

CainFortea posted:

Because

LifeSunDeath posted:

I get it, but I find that with people like this, the continual lack of actual confrontation emboldens them.

zoux posted:

That is literally the opposite of trolls bud

zoux posted:

That is literally the opposite of trolls bud

Chitin posted:

People are super on edge lately here in PYF.

Chitin posted:

People are super on edge lately here in PYF.

Moon Slayer posted:

Very much so. I thought banning politics chat would help, and maybe it has a little, but some people still are just looking for a chance to jump down someone's throat.

Moon Slayer posted:

Very much so. I thought probating people for a joke would help, and maybe it has a little, but some people still are just looking for a chance to jump down someone's throat.