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numeracy
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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

PawParole posted:

New Ben Garrison just dropped



I have the weirdest boner now

e: the most shameful snipe

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gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
I don't get it, why those 3 for this reference?

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

PawParole posted:

New Ben Garrison just dropped




Petition to rename C-Spam

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
What do I tell my succ wife who just said that if biden loses she's going to hold my green party(or PSL, haven't settled on one yet) vote personally responsible

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



This "centrist wife of a leftist scolding her spouse" is turning into an r/relationships cliche

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



VR Native American posted:


Petition to rename C-Spam

Upcoming qcs thread: PC culture has gone too far!

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

gandlethorpe posted:

I don't get it, why those 3 for this reference?

Susan Rice is on the board of directors of Netflix, and the Obamas' Higher Ground Productions produces documentaries and docu-dramas for them

Tom Guycot
Oct 15, 2008

Chief of Governors


As a political cutie, I for one am excited trump is getting an audience 90 strong.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

VR Native American posted:


Petition to rename C-Spam

gang tag time

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

VR Native American posted:


Petition to rename C-Spam

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:

galenanorth posted:

Susan Rice is on the board of directors of Netflix, and the Obamas' Higher Ground Productions produces documentaries and docu-dramas for them

Ah, makes sense. Dear god they have their tendrils in everything don't they?

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Sir Tonk posted:

gang tag time

En Garde Motherfuckers
Apr 29, 2009

Hey. Is it just me, or do my balls itch?

VR Native American posted:


Petition to rename C-Spam

It's good

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

Tom Guycot posted:

As a political cutie, I for one am excited trump is getting an audience 90 strong.

in exchange for a guarantee of covid tests for all attending, the biden campaign negotiated the audience down to a mere 90 red-faced thumbheads. audience members must blow a BAC of less than 0.15 at the door, but will be provided with a cold 18-rack and an airhorn under every seat.

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Sir Tonk posted:

gang tag time

:sickos:

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

VR Native American posted:


Petition to rename C-Spam

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

Admiral Bosch posted:

What do I tell my succ wife who just said that if biden loses she's going to hold my green party(or PSL, haven't settled on one yet) vote personally responsible

Tell her you voted for the libertarian party, and as such stole a vote from Trump

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Sir Tonk posted:

gang tag time

:nono:

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Admiral Bosch posted:

What do I tell my succ wife who just said that if biden loses she's going to hold my green party(or PSL, haven't settled on one yet) vote personally responsible

just link her the wiki for "electoral college" nothing else. surely that will go over well.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

personally speaking I find the best way to get my left-liberal wife reciting C-SPAM talking points is to get her in a political discussion with her arch-Bidenite dad

cenotaph
Mar 2, 2013



Admiral Bosch posted:

What do I tell my succ wife who just said that if biden loses she's going to hold my green party(or PSL, haven't settled on one yet) vote personally responsible

What state do you live in?

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
The Succ Wife

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

This thread is very funny today.

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:

Trabisnikof posted:

just link her the wiki for "electoral college" nothing else. surely that will go over well.

This, but this link instead

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

Admiral Bosch posted:

What do I tell my succ wife who just said that if biden loses she's going to hold my green party(or PSL, haven't settled on one yet) vote personally responsible

an important part of any marriage is compromise. as a democrat she should be very familiar with this taking the form of complete capitulation, so things should work out fine

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Admiral Bosch posted:

What do I tell my succ wife who just said that if biden loses she's going to hold my green party(or PSL, haven't settled on one yet) vote personally responsible

You should simply withhold sex until she obtains the correct political views

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

please stop telling your spouses how you actually vote.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I think D&D would be a good case study for herd bipolar disorder.

They were ready to commit suicide over RBG dying as the court is lost forever, this was it, the worst moment in the world
Now they are celebrating like the end of Return of Jedi over some tax returns no one cares about, this is it, the best moment in the world

I'm not sure I could handle being on such a rollercoaster of emotion but I also have not been driven insane by politics so what do I know

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

VR Native American posted:


Petition to rename C-Spam

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Lol taintrunner got got again

How long did he last? Like a day?

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer

Rome had 3

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Phi230 posted:

Lol taintrunner got got again

How long did he last? Like a day?

the best part is catching it for a derail in a thread about discussing pro wrestler's social media

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

done in by the rasslin' subforum

a shameful ban

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Phi230 posted:

Lol taintrunner got got again

How long did he last? Like a day?

Another taint reaped

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Free taintrunner

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

PawParole posted:

New Ben Garrison just dropped



whos michael obama

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011


thats obviously not true if only because trump won and bernie didnt

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Are all the tweets about suicide rn in solidarity with fuckin brad par scale or something?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



kitten emergency posted:

the best part is catching it for a derail in a thread about discussing pro wrestler's social media

The sequel to John Cena announcing the death of Bin Laden

God Hole posted:

whos michael obama

holy poo poo

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Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

cenotaph posted:

What state do you live in?

colorado

i appreciate everyone else's hilarious replies

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