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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

I'm a fop

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The Senator Giroux
Jul 9, 2006
Dead Ringer

CombineThresher posted:

So basically a foppish Raven's Flock? I'm in.

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

Vagabundo posted:

Yes, exactly. Wrestling needs more fops, fribbles and popinjays.

Fop, Fribble, and Popinjay will be the main roster names of the next NXT callups.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
That's nice for Kamille, I always liked her in the NWA, and she's another one I wouldn't mind seeing get a shot on AEW Dark one day.

HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009
Are they about to do it?

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

collocation posted:

He beat women, but he didn't beat Charlotte. That was another guy, she's said.
But then the other guy (first husband) sued her, her dad, WWE, and the book publisher claiming it wasn't true, and he got a settlement out of it. Which either means that there's more to the story or that he really did have a video of her screaming the N-word at cops that he was using for leverage.

As for Bram's arrest:

The officer on the scene swore under oath that Bram drunkenly confessed to beating his lady friend. He claims that the confession never happened. I don't blindly trust cops, but "very low level white celebrity from England" feels like the type of dude where they'd commit felonies to frame him for domestic violence.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/JoshRaby/status/1310254383062491137

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

drat you hate to hear it.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Vagabundo posted:

Yes, exactly. Wrestling needs more fops, fribbles and popinjays.

What about Conneticut Blue Bloods?

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.


"YOU CAN STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR SWEET rear end!"

*crickets*


"...r-right? heh heh..."

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

of all the people to claim there is a body double of I feel like the rock is probably the hardest to pull off.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

ItohRespectArmy posted:

of all the people to claim there is a body double of I feel like the rock is probably the hardest to pull off.

The Rock's Deep State body double

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

PAC is gonna have to sue a lot of people for gimmick infringement.


You know, I'm sure that there is a weirder variation of the old "there were two Ultimate Warriors" conspiracy theory, but this takes the cake so far.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Alaois posted:

The Rock's Deep State body double



Maven?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Makes sense there's a lot of guys that look exactly like the Rock walking around

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I actually love that tweet, "Executed by Military tribunal".... like.. for what?! :psyduck:

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I actually love that tweet, "Executed by Military tribunal".... like.. for what?! :psyduck:

for not being part of the shadow state that eats the children OP, haven't you read the lore?

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

ItohRespectArmy posted:

for not being part of the shadow state that eats the children OP, haven't you read the lore?

I try not to

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

ItohRespectArmy posted:

for not being part of the shadow state that eats the children OP, haven't you read the lore?

No no no, for being a part of it. The military are, of course, the good guys.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



"I'm pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this"

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Poor Rocky. :(

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Quantum of Phallus posted:

I actually love that tweet, "Executed by Military tribunal".... like.. for what?! :psyduck:

He leaked the Osama details to Dave. Military hates the scoopsters

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/1310558115822211073?s=20

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

This is so, so, SO true about Sami hahaha.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

stab posted:

This is so, so, SO true about Sami hahaha.

Larry David is an unlikable New York phony so now I'm concerned.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


stab posted:

This is so, so, SO true about Sami hahaha.
I love the two separate occasions Sami says “But Larry’s always doing this” and all 3 dudes just stare at him like “yes...”

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

jesus WEP posted:

I love the two separate occasions Sami says “But Larry’s always doing this” and all 3 dudes just stare at him like “yes...”

He's so clearly waiting for them to be like, "But you're not that bad/crazy/out of control" and it just never comes. It's such a pure moment of realization.

Price Check
Oct 9, 2012

Nipponophile posted:

Fop, Fribble, and Popinjay will be the main roster names of the next NXT callups.

*Bryan Alvarez voice* "Popin-JAY!"

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I love Sami Zayn. Not sure I would enjoy him as a co-worker.....but I love him.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

he's a very bad guy

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Hedgehog Pie
May 19, 2012

Total fuckin' silence.
Not only is The Rock a white supremacist, he's also a red!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
T-Bar blocked me :( I thought we were both trying to take down Double Double E :(

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it's ironic that i blocked you, given that you're the one who is mad

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Hedgehog Pie posted:

Not only is The Rock a white supremacist, he's also a red!

Which makes him a full-blown pinko!

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

https://twitter.com/therealdisco/status/1310402665394962434?s=21

Gladly would rather be in the minority.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


roman reigns is a bad wrestler

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Wrong

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

cams posted:

roman reigns is a bad wrestler

Great post/avatar combo

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HouseOfLeaves99
Mar 20, 2009

I'm still scared of the day Disco and I agree. I live to see another day.

Tribal chief. Head of the table.

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