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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Private Speech posted:

Yeah that's the biggest issue with Canada. The UK does the same thing to non-EU folks (and soon to be, well, everyone) if it makes you feel any better? Not that I expect it does.

It's also how it works in NZ. You can get in without having employment lined up but the points threshold you have to reach is higher - like you need a degree plus experience in a field which is short on people. For Canada you can get extra points if you speak French, but even coming from England you need to do a test to prove you can speak, read, write and listen to English.

For somebody who can't speak French, expect to just get in past this threshold if you have a masters degree plus like 6 years experience in a related field. If you're at this level you can get into "Express Entry" in Canada which gives you permanent resident status straight away, not dependent on a job.

I think for some stuff like if you're an HGV driver you don't need the degree, and in other fields too you can show that you have equivalent experience to education but it can be a pain in the arse.

If you're a teacher, nurse, doctor, firefighter etc. then I believe it's easier but I'm not sure whether they have to line you up with a job or not first.

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Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


WhatEvil posted:

It's also how it works in NZ. You can get in without having employment lined up but the points threshold you have to reach is higher - like you need a degree plus experience in a field which is short on people. For Canada you can get extra points if you speak French, but even coming from England you need to do a test to prove you can speak, read, write and listen to English.

For somebody who can't speak French, expect to just get in past this threshold if you have a masters degree plus like 6 years experience in a related field. If you're at this level you can get into "Express Entry" in Canada which gives you permanent resident status straight away, not dependent on a job.

I think for some stuff like if you're an HGV driver you don't need the degree, and in other fields too you can show that you have equivalent experience to education but it can be a pain in the arse.

If you're a teacher, nurse, doctor, firefighter etc. then I believe it's easier but I'm not sure whether they have to line you up with a job or not first.

Though that's a lot of great information it really is the labour market test which is the biggest obstacle - it means that the job has to be advertised nationwide for a certain period of time (a number of months) and there have to be no suitable candidates, even if they would be inferior to a foreign applicant. I'm not quite sure if you were talking about it specifically since you never mentioned it, but it's a much bigger obstacle than simply having "a job lined up". Getting a job offer is otherwise comparatively trivial for anyone qualified (or even relatively unqualified, really).

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Sep 28, 2020

Robot Mil
Apr 13, 2011

Private Speech posted:

Yeah that's the biggest issue with Canada. The UK does the same thing to non-EU folks (and soon to be, well, everyone) if it makes you feel any better? Not that I expect it does.

It is actually possible to get an employer to go through this process - it's actually how we ended up in Canada. Takes a lot of luck though, to be in the right kind of job where a company can and wants to do it. In our case, tech sector and relatively specialised, not entry level that's for sure. We technically met the criteria for express entry otherwise, but even if you meet the criteria you have to get a high number of points to be above the cut off that would actually be offered a visa. We had points for lots of work experience and/or degrees, english language ability but I guess lost some for being older (older as in, over 35). Having the job offer meant we met the criteria for provincial nomination and bumped us basically to the top of the list.

If you're under 31 you can get an international experience visa which lets you work as a temporary worker, and many people use to to get TWP extensions and ultimately permanent residency.

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

In maybe the proliest statement I could possibly make: I save Iceland for Christmas where I go and ram my entire freezer with party food and make it last well into January.

So I can at least vouch for the quality of Iceland's wee sausage rolls.


I miss iceland party food :(

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I think people should be able to live wherever they want

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Private Speech posted:

Though that's a lot of great information it really is the labour market test which is the biggest obstacle - it means that the job has to be advertised nationwide for a certain period of time (a number of months) and there have to be no suitable candidates, even if they would be inferior to a foreign applicant. I'm not quite sure if you were talking about it specifically since you never mentioned it, but it's a much bigger obstacle than simply having "a job lined up". Getting a job offer is otherwise comparatively trivial for anyone qualified (or even relatively unqualified, really).

Yeah so there are ways to get in if you don't mind applying to live and work in a particular province (for 3 years I think?). You set up a profile and you have to have the basics (language requirements, health, skills/experience etc.) and then you can say something like "I would like to apply for the provincial nominee program" or something, and you can then get offers from the provinces without having a Labour Market Impact Assessed job offer. Importantly there's a shortage of unskilled labour in Canada, including stuff like truck drivers, food service workers and stuff.

Basically if you really want to get in and you have some level of skilled work experience or half decent qualifications (including vocational ones), or even if you don't, I would recommend going to a Canadian immigration fair, such as Canada Live: https://www.canadalive.co.uk/event-birmingham.php (tickets are £16) and having a chat with an immigration advisor there, who will talk briefly through your skills and experience and be able to direct you to how you would be able to get in. Of course I'm not sure if immigration fairs are happening right now with Covid and all.

For context, my wife and I did it through Express Entry (with her Engineering degree and experience) which got us to Permanent Resident status, but prior to going for that program they did say that for both NZ and Canadian immigration that they could justify my joinery experience as meeting the requirements, despite having no qualifications. For NZ they said that I would have to do a trade examination which I would have been able to do remotely by video, get a rubber stamp and then count the same as a fully qualified (degree equivalency) joiner for the sake of the NZ woodworking industry.

Also you might be surprised what counts as a skilled worker for immigration purposes, some perhaps surprising examples from the Canadian immigration program:

Administrators – post-secondary education and vocational training
Human resources professionals
Administrative assistants
Executive assistants
Conference and event planners
Computer network technicians
User support technicians
Information systems testing technicians
Social workers
Musicians and singers
Graphic arts technicians
Photographers
Cooks
Bakers

So it's not all like, high level executives and engineers and scientists and stuff. It's more flexible than you might think. It is however somewhat expensive - the whole process will end up costing you something like £4k per person if you do it all yourself, or about double that if you use an immigration lawyer for it - we did it all ourselves and only used a lawyer for something more complicated right at the end, which cost us £400. Most of the process is pretty easy and there are Facebook groups and stuff to help guide you through the tricky parts. It will also take a long time, like maybe 2 years. The £4k cost is spread out over that time period rather than all at once, though.

Ms Adequate posted:

I think people should be able to live wherever they want

I agree.

WhatEvil fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Sep 28, 2020

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

I used to think about moving to St. Helena, wee bit isolated though. When I was looking they still hadn't built their airport, but apparently it's been open for 4 years.

And obviously the best supermarket is the one nearest to you.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1310472277969047553?s=19

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Worth bearing in mind that lots of global companies have English as the working language so you don't have to be fluent in the local language to work there.

Obviously you want to get as good as possible to avoid being a terrible ex-pat, and the downside is working for a global corporation, but if you're thinking about moving abroad you don't have to restrict yourself to anglophone countries.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/netpol/status/1310468811489976323?s=19

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
I'M A ASDURS SMART PRICE BOY :dance:

Robot Mil posted:

I miss iceland party food :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2FJITNSlCQ

crispix fucked around with this message at 08:23 on Sep 28, 2020

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Andy Burnham on R4 this morning: 10pm Curfews don't work, they just spit everyone out onto the street at the same time where people gather and make people drink at home more

Also Andy Burnham on R4 this morning: 9pm Curfew on supermarket alcohol sales

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Iceland is amazing value and people don't talk about it enough. I have never gone in there and not been surprised in a good way on reaching the tills.

Only buy boxed stuff, their fresh / own brand meat is shite, and they stopped doing the good ikea knockoff meatballs as well which is all bad. But generally very good and very cheap options if you're buying McCain or Birdseye or whatever.

I used to shop loads at Iceland when I was younger and couldn't cook. My housemate at the time used to call it my "yellow food diet".

For that stuff it is very cheap though.

Dogatron posted:

Aldi or Liddle, you rich gently caress.


Check out this poser, doesn't even know how to spell Lidl. Go back to your waitrose!

Mega Comrade fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Sep 28, 2020

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

This *definitely* won't cause people to not bother getting tested, no sir.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



All those memes about curtain twitchers reporting brown people people having gatherings of 7+ will finally come true then.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Doccykins posted:

Andy Burnham on R4 this morning: 10pm Curfews don't work, they just spit everyone out onto the street at the same time where people gather and make people drink at home more

Also Andy Burnham on R4 this morning: 9pm Curfew on supermarket alcohol sales

the supermarket is not a social venue where people congregate though is it. there will be no mass of customers being pushed onto the streets / public transport at once when closing time comes.

cutting off alcohol sales in off licences would be to stop people getting supplies for a house party or to hang out in the park after they've left the pub.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

This *definitely* won't cause people to not bother getting tested, no sir.

is there any good reason that checks aren't already mandatory when requested by the NHS T&T other than the chronic lack of supply & testing capacity?
I expect that'll change if the capacity situation is ever sorted out (big if)

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Cerv posted:

the supermarket is not a social venue where people congregate though is it. there will be no mass of customers being pushed onto the streets / public transport at once when closing time comes.

cutting off alcohol sales in off licences would be to stop people getting supplies for a house party or to hang out in the park after they've left the pub.

Yeah, people are definitely not going to buy the supermarket booze before going to the pub

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Doccykins posted:

Yeah, people are definitely not going to buy the supermarket booze before going to the pub

The point isn't to stop people drinking, the point is to stop people gathering in the streets drinking. If you have to go home to get your bevvy that decreases the chances you'll come back to the city centre to party. It won't deter everyone but it's not the worst idea.

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Doccykins posted:

Yeah, people are definitely not going to buy the supermarket booze before going to the pub

it's mitigation, not elimination.
if they did ban off sales entirely (like South Africa earlier the pandemic) you'd rightly complain that is draconian.

taken together arguments against any minor restriction plus against any severe restriction is just arguing for nothing to be done. don't think that'll work out well in the long run.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Cerv posted:

is there any good reason that checks aren't already mandatory when requested by the NHS T&T other than the chronic lack of supply & testing capacity?
I expect that'll change if the capacity situation is ever sorted out (big if)

You could certainly make an argument that forcing a covid test is equivalent to forcing breath/blood tests for alcohol - a fairly big breach of personal freedom for the greater good (the greater good) - but I could see a *lot* of people revolting against it especially now. If this "moonshot" thing was ever anything more than a medical Garden Bridge, made up on the hoof as a way of giving shitloads of money to donors with no expectation of delivery, then that would be an interesting way of doing it without making the tests "mandatory" - i.e. you only have to have a test if you want to interact with society in any meaningful way, you're free to go forage in the woods and sleep in a bivouac if you don't want testing.

However the real reason is forcing people who have a higher-than-background risk of being infected to get tested would drive up the numbers and there's at least one Number that even Sunak doesn't want to see go Up.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Can't believe all of england is now scotland.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Does that mean we get two days off for Hogmanay and the disestablishment of the church?

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Guavanaut posted:

Does that mean we get two days off for Hogmanay and the disestablishment of the church?

You get to ask where people went to school though so swings and roundabouts.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

forkboy84 posted:

The point isn't to stop people drinking, the point is to stop people gathering in the streets drinking. If you have to go home to get your bevvy that decreases the chances you'll come back to the city centre to party. It won't deter everyone but it's not the worst idea.

I meant anyone with the semblance of being able to plan for a night 'out out' will just buy a multi pack and bring it in a rucksack

Cerv posted:

it's mitigation, not elimination.
if they did ban off sales entirely (like South Africa earlier the pandemic) you'd rightly complain that is draconian.

taken together arguments against any minor restriction plus against any severe restriction is just arguing for nothing to be done. don't think that'll work out well in the long run.

I think the enforcement of table service only & booking/requiring contact details helps restrict transmission but throwing everyone out of every pub and restarurant at the same time is a poor imposition because instead of staggered leaving times everyone using night time services is then ferried onto buses/trains departing at the same time (or, alternatively, stay out and gather/mingle/loiter). 10pm also massively restricts retaurants running two sittings (normally 7.30-9 and 9-10.30 in the before times) and practically halves a lot of restaurant capacity (on top of the distance restrictions)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PeterKGeoghegan/status/1310493359111372801?s=19

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I got a letter from the ONS offering me £50 to take a covid test and then £25 for each followup they do over a period of 4-12 months as part of their statistical modelling. I could be on for £300 for this which is pretty good.

It had a fancy "on her majesty's service" envelope as well.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
I am not going to download the app.

On supermarkets again, the reason i would prefer tesco's over aldi/lidl in some circumstances is the reduced food bin which introduces an element of excitement and chance and sometimes physical sport in fighting off the other vultures. For someone who has run out of culinary ideas a long time ago and would often just wander around supermarkets contemplating what is food, the discount bin can give you a good meal starting point.

Doccykins posted:

I meant anyone with the semblance of being able to plan for a night 'out out' will just buy a multi pack and bring it in a rucksack

I would not even know how to begin to plan for a night out.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I got a letter from the ONS offering me £50 to take a covid test and then £25 for each followup they do over a period of 4-12 months as part of their statistical modelling. I could be on for £300 for this which is pretty good.

It had a fancy "on her majesty's service" envelope as well.

You can also sign up other people in your household if they want to and they can get the same, even kids.

NotJustANumber99 fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Sep 28, 2020

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Bob Moron seems to spend his entire time terrified of the state doing anything that isn't bombing brown people. He's like a petrified little babby.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Political cartoonists generally seem pretty prone to being lunatics.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Guavanaut posted:

Bob Moron seems to spend his entire time terrified of the state doing anything that isn't bombing brown people. He's like a petrified little babby.



Where can I get one of those glass cubes?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

David Blaine still has a back stock from the early 00s.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
I called to register after getting one of those letters 6 weeks ago and haven't heard back since. I want my vouchers damnit :(

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/tconnellyRTE/status/1310496662578761728?s=19

The EU is resisting being dragged into a tunnel by Johnson

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

stev posted:

Where can I get one of those glass cubes?

Pet shop, fish tank?

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



StarkingBarfish posted:

I called to register after getting one of those letters 6 weeks ago and haven't heard back since. I want my vouchers damnit :(

Took them a few weeks to get in touch with me but I’ve had a couple of tests now. You get a voucher which you can redeem against a long list.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Guavanaut posted:

Bob Moron seems to spend his entire time terrified of the state doing anything that isn't bombing brown people. He's like a petrified little babby.



I always preferred Matt's cartoons in the Daily Torygraph. The looked better for a start.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal


The Question IRL posted:

I always preferred Matt's cartoons in the Daily Torygraph. The looked better for a start.
They better do for the £5,000 a squiggle he gets.

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Iceland is amazing value and people don't talk about it enough. I have never gone in there and not been surprised in a good way on reaching the tills.

Only buy boxed stuff, their fresh / own brand meat is shite, and they stopped doing the good ikea knockoff meatballs as well which is all bad. But generally very good and very cheap options if you're buying McCain or Birdseye or whatever.

They still do them at mine (the meatballs) & it's not a big shop. Iceland loving rules, don't think I've ever had their steaks or what have you but their fresh veg etc is way better than the Sainsburys 2 mins away from it. YMMV. And they do Longley Farm cottage cheese, which is the only cottage cheese worth eating.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Failed Imagineer posted:

https://twitter.com/tconnellyRTE/status/1310496662578761728?s=19

The EU is resisting being dragged into a tunnel by Johnson
Lol how desperately naïve do you have to be to think any negotiations at all have been going on this year. I don’t think they’ve even pretended to do any?

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Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

They have our printers. I went in to one of their distribution warehouses in the south because "smoke was coming out of it". Turn up and a load of bits of the machine are missing, and very much turn around and say "I am not touching this". Plus they put printers in the chilled sections of the warehouses and that's just loving dumb

I wish our customers would install our gear in chilled warehouses.

I mean not really, condensation would be bad. But still, cool your hot stuff people!

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