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ChubbyChecker posted:a very unstable person who afaik now runs the sexpest furry offsite I'm sorry runs the what
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Crane Fist posted:I'm sorry runs the what bnr little bit disingenuous because the sexpest admin was dealt with, but yes it does have a furry subforum (and god knows the admins have other problems besides, including but certainly not limited to "one of them is cascadebeta")
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That sounds horrible.
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Oxxidation posted:bnr What in the Christ
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Sounds kinda like 4chan, but with undiagnosed psychosis swapped for anime porn.
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Looking for that quote where a goon pitches a movie called The Most High, release date 4/20, about a couple of stoners who find the Vatican's stash of weed.
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:Looking for that quote where a goon pitches a movie called The Most High, release date 4/20, about a couple of stoners who find the Vatican's stash of weed. The thread I got it from didn't have a working quote link but the post itself is intact. PateraOctopus posted: Alright, jerkfaces, time for a real man to enter this movie pitching game. The film starts by establishing that the Pope is dying and it's only a matter of time before he passes on to the great pulpit in the sky. So our two heroes, who have heard of the fabled Stash of Saladin in the Vatican archives, trek to the Vatican knowing that everyone will be distracted preparing for the upcoming papal selection, and they plan to try to steal the weed. Hilarity ensues as they stumble through set piece after set piece, including the aforementioned communion-wafer munchies, a scene in which they hide a joint in what turns out to be a ceremonial censer and get an entire congregation a contact high, and I dunno, a scene where they need to fill a bong with holy water or something. The climax comes when they're caught and pursued through the city by the Swiss Guard, and through a series of mishaps end up in the Room of Tears and disguise themselves in robes that they find there. They finally end up smoking their poo poo but get caught halfway through and run away, but since it's very special ancient weed the smoke ends up billowing white, so the group assembled in St. Peter's Square think a new Pope has been elected, and somehow the two end up on the balcony and everyone mistakes them for the Cardinal Protodeacon and the new Pope, so one of them has to give a speech (in a nod to The Great Dictator) and he ends up making a plea that everyone chill and be more real to each other and poo poo. And the speech goes over really well and everyone cheers and then we do a voice over by one of the guys saying that while he didn't actually become Pope everyone loved his speech so much that they were both given pardons by the real new Pope and they got the girls (earlier we will have established that they stirred some decidedly unchaste feelings in two young ladies who hadn't yet taken their final vows). Then after the credits we have a scene in which the new Pope goes down into the archive himself, locks the door behind him and takes a big hit off of Saladin's Stash and says "Ahhh...stercus bonus!" THE END We call the film "The Most High," give it a tagline like "The dope is infallible" and release the fucker at Easter 2012. You're all welcome.
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Thanks!
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That's basically the Vatican part of EuroTrip.
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Sep 29, 2020 10:09
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Paladinus posted:That's basically the Vatican part of EuroTrip. EuroTrip probably does not hold up but I'll go to bat for "Scotty Doesn't Know" as a great example of mid-2000s music being so bad it was occasionally good.
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I was not at all a socially conscious teenager (I don't think I'd even ever met a gay person), and I still mostly remember the gay panic scene and thinking "that's hosed up." I'm fairly certain it does not, in fact, hold up.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I was not at all a socially conscious teenager (I don't think I'd even ever met a gay person), and I still mostly remember the gay panic scene and thinking "that's hosed up." I don't remember it, but it sounds like something that would have made me not finish the film. Which may be why I don't remember the ending.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I don't remember it, but it sounds like something that would have made me not finish the film. Which may be why I don't remember the ending. Mi scuzi, mi scuzi! I had to stop and think about which scene it was, but it qualifies.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sounds kinda like 4chan, but with undiagnosed psychosis swapped for anime porn. swapped?
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Yeah I honestly don't know which is supposed to be which in that sentence
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Sep 29, 2020 13:42
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I don't remember it, but it sounds like something that would have made me not finish the film. Which may be why I don't remember the ending. They have sex in the end.
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Sep 29, 2020 13:45
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Paladinus posted:They have sex in the end. Whose end?
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Moo the cow posted:Whose end? Howard's end. It was a weird crossover. Lemniscate Blue posted:Mi scuzi, mi scuzi! Oh...I thought that was objectionable purely on sexual assault grounds. e: also, Fred Armisen?!?!??!
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Sep 29, 2020 14:28
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I dont remember that scene, I was thinking of the first act where the pen pal writes we should meet up and the protagonist absolutely loses his poo poo, writes like a page-long gently caress off, creep response and sits there fuming, until he realizes his pen pal is actually an attractive woman. Is the scene less bad than I remember? Im not gonna watch it again, so Ill take your word for it.
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It was one of those nineties/early 2000's comedies that were pretty dumb even at the time, but still entertaining. Remember the Dutch dominatrix, LOL! Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 16:29 on Sep 29, 2020 |
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Brococrab posted:This is my favorite forum. I think I should be banned.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:I dont remember that scene, I was thinking of the first act where the pen pal writes we should meet up and the protagonist absolutely loses his poo poo, writes like a page-long gently caress off, creep response and sits there fuming, until he realizes his pen pal is actually an attractive woman. OH MY GOD THAT'S IT. I do remember that. What a loving tool, ew. Phlegmish posted:It was one of those nineties/early 2000's comedies that was pretty dumb even at the time, but still entertaining. I remembered it being Famke Janssen, but it wasn't. welp that's my cool story its cool af
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AlbieQuirky posted:It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.
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Platystemon posted:Dabbling in the dark farts
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Endorph posted:*staring at 2b's fat rear end* this is a marxist, anti-rape fat video game rear end
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Video games are a land of contrassts.
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Every butt has two cheeks, as they say.
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Every butt has two cheeks, as they say. Solid deep cut name/post synergy
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Paladinus posted:They have sex in the end. Moo the cow posted:Whose end? Fleta Mcgurn posted:Howard's end. It was a weird crossover. So my criteria for the funny quotes thread are things that actually make me laugh out loud.
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Alhazred posted:Cardea was goddess of door hinges. Barry Foster posted:and Cardeb was goddess of damp passages
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Howard's end. It was a weird crossover. When I was a tween I used to think 'Howard's End', which my grandparents had a VHS of, was about a rich guy named Howard who died mysteriously in an English country cottage (English isn't my first language and I had no idea 'End' could be used as a physical location marker in English).
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Video Nasty posted:Sorry this is not riot related Real Mean Queen posted:Why did he already have the gun in his hand Steve Yun posted:in Florida driving school they tell you to make sure your hands are resting on 3 and a 9
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sebmojo posted:Solid deep cut name/post synergy Not every butt prolapses to the point of falling off.
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as they say.
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Not every butt prolapses to the point of falling off.
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Not every butt prolapses to the point of falling off. *Nods sagely*
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Not every butt prolapses to the point of falling off. They should. No point in being half-assed.
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Not every butt prolapses to the point of falling off. Not with that attitude!
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:They should. No point in being half-assed. In the land of the buttless, the half-assed man is king.
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