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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Wait till you see how diodes and positive/negative get explained :aaa:

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

CopperHound posted:

The impending singularity has created Science diagrams that look like shitposts that look like science diagrams:


So ohms are the dryer, amps are the stepmom, and volts are the sister?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Diagram unclear, now my dick is stuck in an outlet.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Now do watts

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

zoux posted:

My god why would anyone who doesn’t have to report on it watch this debate. I will be playing video games.

I never watch debates. I'm not even american. You can be drat sure I'm going to watch this one, and the next two as well.

Tonight is the official start of the greatest Three-Ring Circus ever put on in history. Barnum and/or Bailey ain't got nothin' on the apocalyptic trash fire that is modern american politics. There's even a guaranteed appearance by Bozo The Clown on tonight's debate!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I never watch debates. I'm not even american. You can be drat sure I'm going to watch this one, and the next two as well.

Tonight is the official start of the greatest Three-Ring Circus ever put on in history. Barnum and/or Bailey ain't got nothin' on the apocalyptic trash fire that is modern american politics. There's even a guaranteed appearance by Bozo The Clown on tonight's debate!

Practice better mental hygiene.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos
I'm watching it because I can't stop myself, it's like when people put a hot fajita skillet in front of me, and I can hear it sizzling. The waiter has told me it's so hot don't touch. I don't believe her, and wrap my hand around the burning handle, dumping boiling hot fajita mix all over my body. I'm covered in 3rd degree burns, and it's not clear what I was trying to do.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

zoux posted:

Practice better mental hygiene.

Nah. Wanna see The Orange Loaf and Senile Uncle Gropey go at it, podium style.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

If I could be placed into a coma until November 4th I would

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

as an American it brings too much pain

I think I'll just get high and clean my closet

zoux posted:

If I could be placed into a coma until November 4th I would

not nearly long enough

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




lol at anybody who wouldn't jump at the chance to be in a coma for any length of time

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Nah. Wanna see The Orange Loaf and Senile Uncle Gropey go at it, podium style.

Wait, they filmed a sequel to Fight Club?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


bike tory posted:

Now do watts

How the hell would you even do that?

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

RandomFerret posted:

lol at anybody who wouldn't jump at the chance to be in a coma for any length of time

Would I have to come back?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

Wait, they filmed a sequel to Fight Club?

They definitely did a comic book version.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





zoux posted:

If I could be placed into a coma until November 4th I would

The idea that this will be resolved election night is laughable. I fully expect a contested election to draw out through the rest of 2020, potentially up until inauguration day is things go poorly enough.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

RandomFerret posted:

lol at anybody who wouldn't jump at the chance to be in a coma for any length of time


NSFW for medical stuff:

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

mind the walrus posted:



NSFW for medical stuff:


Counterpoint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9uFxdAzcr0

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Leon Sumbitches posted:

The idea that this will be resolved election night is laughable. I fully expect a contested election to draw out through the rest of 2020, potentially up until inauguration day is things go poorly enough.

He didn't say November of which year

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

CainFortea posted:

How the hell would you even do that?

Replace each of Amps' body parts with a copy of Volts.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

CopperHound posted:

The impending singularity has created Science diagrams that look like shitposts that look like science diagrams:


gently caress, I have to show this to my class but also I really definitely shouldn't.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

CainFortea posted:

How the hell would you even do that?

It....would have to show Volt doing work over time.

Kill me. Don't let me escape.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

mdemone posted:

It....would have to show Volt doing work over time.

Kill me. Don't let me escape.

So just animate Volt, problem solved

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Azhais posted:

So just animate Volt, problem solved

yea, but then you'd have to have like, amps and volts morph into watts after doing work over time. p=i*e

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

CainFortea posted:

yea, but then you'd have to have like, amps and volts morph into watts after doing work over time. p=i*e

So just animate some scantily clad anime babes where they turn into p=i*e

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

CainFortea posted:

yea, but then you'd have to have like, amps and volts morph into watts after doing work over time. p=i*e

What the actual gently caress is this loving notation

Ohm's law is written V = IR and I will not stand for whatever the gently caress that is

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Horny anime human centipede got it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

OwlFancier posted:

Horny anime human centipede got it.

You can just say "anime" the rest is understood.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


mdemone posted:

What the actual gently caress is this loving notation

Ohm's law is written V = IR and I will not stand for whatever the gently caress that is

....power = amps * volts.

Did you know exactly 1 thing about electricity and v=i*r was it?

Cause usually power calculation comes right after....

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If i just say "anime human centipede" you might think junji ito instead.

Of course I guess there is nothing strictly precluding horny anime human centipede also including junji ito.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Horny anime human centipede commando is Hideo Kojima.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Now do the ideal gas equation.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

CainFortea posted:

....power = amps * volts.

Yes yes but what is Power wearing?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Fister Roboto posted:

Now do the ideal gas equation.

Apple juice + chili

Am I right, folks?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fister Roboto posted:

Now do the ideal gas equation.

Avogadreez nuts

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

CainFortea posted:

....power = amps * volts.

Did you know exactly 1 thing about electricity and v=i*r was it?

Cause usually power calculation comes right after....

P = IV, you mean. I dunno what that p=i*e poo poo is. Lower-case is used for time-dependent quantities, and "e" is not a loving voltage.

I'm a physics professor.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


:mmmhmm:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

P=IV often leads to p=i*e

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

mdemone posted:

What the actual gently caress is this loving notation

Ohm's law is written V = IR and I will not stand for whatever the gently caress that is

cutie V=IR doesn't quite work

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Bloop posted:

Avogadreez nuts

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