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Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Unmature posted:

What the? That’s nuts I thought that was how long after Space Seed

I could be misremembering and it's after just another 5 year mission following TMP, but the Enterprise is already basically retired as a training simulator so a good amount of time has definitely passed.

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Unmature
May 9, 2008

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

I could be misremembering and it's after just another 5 year mission following TMP, but the Enterprise is already basically retired as a training simulator so a good amount of time has definitely passed.

No you’re right I just didn’t catch that at all

V is far and away the worst Trek TOS movie I’ve seen so far

Unmature fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Sep 30, 2020

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Unmature posted:

No you’re right I just didn’t catch that at all

V is far and away the worst Trek TOS movie I’ve seen so far

:nyd:

Unmature
May 9, 2008

I am so fffffuuuuuckin bored. They’re talking to God now though so it’s picked up a little.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

TWOK came out in 1982, which was 15 years after Space Seed aired (1967), which is probably all the thought that was given to that particular timeline. TMP, for whatever it's worth, was released in 1979, 12 years after Space Seed and 3 before Wrath of Khan.

The timeline that canon seems to have settled on is still fairly close to that: the events of Space Seed were in 2267 and TWOK took place in 2285, so 18 years instead of fifteen (perhaps the characters were just rounding). As for TMP, well, apart from taking place somewhere in the 2270s, it's a little vague.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

There's a lot of neat ideas in V, but none of them is given all the attention they deserve.

Hey, here's the Romulans having some kind of deal with the Federation and the Klingons, and the deal's bad. Hey, here's Spock's long lost brother, and you know those crazy weird Vulcan psychic powers? He's figured out how to use those to grant enlightenment by rejecting Surak's teachings and possibly with divine inspiration? Woah, McCoy euthanized his father and Kirk apparently has some weird issues with accepting that he has long-term bonds with others? Hey, there's this big floating head guy in a sector of the universe that was locked off behind an impenetrable barrier, what's up with that?


I think I saw one on Andoria.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



None of the plot points in ST5 are ever really explored much besides the relationship between the Big Three. Meanwhile, the other cast is reduced to comic relief between Scotty knocking himself out on a girder and the Uhura fan dance

Unmature
May 9, 2008

FlamingLiberal posted:

None of the plot points in ST5 are ever really explored much besides the relationship between the Big Three. Meanwhile, the other cast is reduced to comic relief between Scotty knocking himself out on a girder and the Uhura fan dance

At least Chekov got to be fake captain

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

i was so loving excited for star trek v too, because it was the first one that came out after i became a huge trek nerd in grade school and i actually knew all the poo poo as opposed to when i was much younger and had seen twok and search

i think i convinced myself it was an enjoyable movie because i watched it a few times the next summer on hbo for sure

jeeves
May 27, 2001

Deranged Psychopathic
Butler Extraordinaire

FlamingLiberal posted:

Was just listening to the Greatest Gen episode where they covered the DS9 episode with Weyoun 6, and they were kind of sad that the producers didn't have that Weyoun survive so that he could show up on the station sometimes. I like that idea, but the producers already had their hands full with like 12-15 major characters and multiple ongoing storylines.

This is basically the smart sci-fi writing Farscape pulled off, by having clones of main characters allowing the crew to split up for a half season.

Plus a neural clone of the bad guy was in the main character's head, so we got to see him a lot without the good guys constantly 'beating him' leading to their wussification like what happened to the Borg in Voyager or almost every single villain in Dr. Who.

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000

SlothfulCobra posted:

There's a lot of neat ideas in V, but none of them is given all the attention they deserve.

Hey, here's the Romulans having some kind of deal with the Federation and the Klingons, and the deal's bad. Hey, here's Spock's long lost brother, and you know those crazy weird Vulcan psychic powers? He's figured out how to use those to grant enlightenment by rejecting Surak's teachings and possibly with divine inspiration? Woah, McCoy euthanized his father and Kirk apparently has some weird issues with accepting that he has long-term bonds with others? Hey, there's this big floating head guy in a sector of the universe that was locked off behind an impenetrable barrier, what's up with that?


It's almost as though each of them are elements in a wider theme exploring the idea of faith.

Sure there's lots of other garbage that should have been edited down, but I really like the film.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crzJ6kTueg4

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Cat Hatter posted:

Didn't Odo say that part of the deal with the surrender was that he'd be going back to cure the changelings while she stayed behind?

Yes 'sorry we used a bioweapon to try to genocide you, but now that you've surrendered we're offering the cure' feels really unlikely to change the Founder's minds on whether it's safe to be around solids.

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Alchenar posted:

Yes 'sorry we used a bioweapon to try to genocide you, but now that you've surrendered we're offering the cure' feels really unlikely to change the Founder's minds on whether it's safe to be around solids.

True, but not only did they cure her before the surrender with no strings attached but she would have gained Odo's perspective on how Bashir and OBrien risked their lives to get the cure.

Besides, to a Founder that 30 years in prison was probably the equivalent to a month in jail which might have been worth it by itself just to get Odo back.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
ST5 is broken as hell but still better than anything produced since like 199-something

sometimes I think it's a crime shatner never got to do a director's cut but honestly whatever it's fine

Angry Salami
Jul 27, 2013

Don't trust the skull.

Alchenar posted:

Yes 'sorry we used a bioweapon to try to genocide you, but now that you've surrendered we're offering the cure' feels really unlikely to change the Founder's minds on whether it's safe to be around solids.

Hey, I'm sure Odo's influence will keep them on the straight and narrow! I mean, it's not as if he's a proto-fascist authoritarian collaborator who already sold out his friends and lover after linking with a single Founder!

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

Cat Hatter posted:

True, but not only did they cure her before the surrender with no strings attached but she would have gained Odo's perspective on how Bashir and OBrien risked their lives to get the cure.

Besides, to a Founder that 30 years in prison was probably the equivalent to a month in jail which might have been worth it by itself just to get Odo back.

It's the whole great link that's sick. Female Founder gets cured so that she can surrender. It's also ambiguous but the show is also clear that the Dominion has massive overwhelming forces stuck in its homeland on the far side of the wormhole, so it's presumably just 'the Dominion in the Alpha Quadrant' that's surrendering.

That actually makes it even worse from the Changeling perspective. The Federation tried to wipe them all out before the war started.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Tighclops posted:

ST5 is broken as hell but still better than anything produced since like 199-something

sometimes I think it's a crime shatner never got to do a director's cut but honestly whatever it's fine

The rock monster segment always sounded like it would have brought the Sha Ka Ree stuff to a screeching halt, so we’re probably better off without it. The finale as is works alright and is extremely TOS. The only parts of V that outright suck for me are the way the desert outpost looks, the elevator escape, and that “I know this ship like the back of me hand *DONK*” Scotty joke.

I really do believe that a lot of V’s detractors just haven’t seen the movie in decades and are condemning it based on the unfair reputation it’s gained on the internet over the years. The film is campy as hell and more of an adventure-comedy than actual sci-fi, but that ends up making it fun. I’d even argue that V holds up third-best among the TOS films behind Khan and Undiscovered Country since Search for Spock is boring as poo poo, Voyage Home feels incredibly dated, and TMP (while conceptually great) is basically just a two-hour special effects reel.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

This account is incredible.

It doesn't have enough ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS, though.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Big Mean Jerk posted:

and that “I know this ship like the back of me hand *DONK*” Scotty joke.

And that joke would've been perfectly fine if he hadn't actually been knocked unconscious by it.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



I've been watching Enterprise for the second/first time (I originally gave up halfway through season 2 when it was first airing) and I gotta say, I've never been so happy being so extremely bored.

Star Trek: I've never been so happy being so extremely bored

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

MikeJF posted:

And that joke would've been perfectly fine if he hadn't actually been knocked unconscious by it.

Wasn't the joke that the ship wasn't Scotty's Enterprise (that one blew up two movies ago) AND it had just been refit, so no, he really didn't know it like the back of his hand and not 'oh scotty is just a complete boob who doesn't know his own ship'?

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Even though I watched it about 3 times, there's something about Enterprise where about 80% of it is just a blur to me. That said it had a couple of neat ideas and I'd like to see a show set between ENT and TOS that actually dealt with the Birth of the Federation like season 5 was hinted to be about.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
DS9 - Battle Lines is a pretty decent season 1 episode. They still haven't figured out exactly how to split the difference between alien-of-the-week plot and character study, but they're getting warmer. Kira is becoming a little more of a real character instead of angry all the time, Sisko is showing stronger leadership, and it's the first episode where Bashir doesn't come off as annoying, naive, or creepy. I'm surprised this is basically Opaka's last episode though. I know she shows up one or two more times in visions, but I thought she didn't go away until maybe the end of the season. I knew Winn was the more important character overall, just didn't realize it happened so soon.
The "aliens fighting a war but they can never die" thing was, again, probably more interesting than it would've been on TNG, but still kind of an uphill battle to really care about.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I really do believe that a lot of V’s detractors just haven’t seen the movie in decades and are condemning it based on the unfair reputation it’s gained on the internet over the years. The film is campy as hell and more of an adventure-comedy than actual sci-fi, but that ends up making it fun.

Opinions are what they are, but I gave it my first ever actual, full-fledged viewing earlier this year, and I really wanted to discover that it wasn't actually all that bad. But I think its reputation is mostly deserved, adjusting for the usual internet exaggeration of things. I would've liked it to be campy fun, but it's not committed enough to that -- or any one idea, really -- to work. The action scenes aren't impressive at all (partially due to a crippled effects team) and the serious scenes never feel earned. Star Trek 4, now that's campy fun.

I mean they do literally go camping but that's not the point

Sir Lemming fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Sep 30, 2020

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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I’ve seen V many times and it never improves. It’s fine if you like it for being silly or campy, but it’s not good. Voyage Home at least nails the comedy. V has a lot of serious themes wedged in between really dumb comedy moments

They also should have cut the opening stuff on the ‘peace planet’ more because I guess in an earlier version of the script it played a bigger role, but in the final product it feels like it needed to go.

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



ST V makes a lot more sense if you're familiar with the Shatnerverse novels.

Not because the movie is in the Shatnerverse or because the Shatnerverse is good (it's trash), but because if gives you at least a little bit of understanding of how Shatner sees sci-fi. And you see that vision all over Star Trek 5: The One He Was Allowed To Direct.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Alchenar posted:

Yes 'sorry we used a bioweapon to try to genocide you, but now that you've surrendered we're offering the cure' feels really unlikely to change the Founder's minds on whether it's safe to be around solids.

They're not actually worried about being safe around 'solids', that's just a thin justification for running a fascist xenophobic slave empire.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

SlothfulCobra posted:

They're not actually worried about being safe around 'solids', that's just a thin justification for running a fascist xenophobic slave empire.

Right down to the language of calling Weyoun "one of the good ones" (paraphrased)

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
Star Trek v is good and it's the rest of you that are bad

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Final Frontier isn’t good, but it’s fascinating as an artifact from another era of nerd poo poo where suits had such a limited idea of what consumers wanted that they figured letting the leading man run the show was a good idea. You’re definitely not going to see another movie like it any time soon.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

skasion posted:

Final Frontier isn’t good, but it’s fascinating as an artifact from another era of nerd poo poo where suits had such a limited idea of what consumers wanted that they figured letting the leading man run the show was a good idea. You’re definitely not going to see another movie like it any time soon.

Shatner and Nimoy had favored nations clauses in their movie contracts. Essentially, whatever Shatner got, Nimoy got, and vice versa. Since Nimoy had directed the previous two movies, it was well within Shatner's rights to ask to direct V.

Also, people really need to stop blaming him for the script. He didn't write it.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
If anything, Shatner pretty competently directed it.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Didn't they slash the budget twice during production?

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I’d even argue that V holds up third-best among the TOS films behind Khan and Undiscovered Country since Search for Spock is boring as poo poo, Voyage Home feels incredibly dated, and TMP (while conceptually great) is basically just a two-hour special effects reel.

Voyage Home might be dated because it's literally portraying them going back to 1986, but until Paramount nuts up and produces another light-hearted Trek film that doesn't end in a fistfight, my position is that TVH is a vital, necessary part of the Star Trek canon, and anyone who says otherwise can "go to hell." :colbert:

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

8one6 posted:

Didn't they slash the budget twice during production?

I don't think the budget got cut, I think they ran short trying to do the rock-men and Paramount refused to give them any more money to finish/figure it out.


Also as much as people like to bag on TFF for questionable writing decisions, let's all remember that Ron Moore and Brannon Braga hosed up Generations so bad that Paramount had to spend an extra, what, $3 million? on dragging everyone back out to the desert to reshoot the ending because the test audience's reaction was so overwhelmingly negative. That's over 10 percent of the movie's budget.

Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY
Shatner didn't have anything to do with the ILM-replacement mess either which is one of the biggest problems with the movie.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I still dislike the way they killed Kirk. Kirk should’ve had some grandiose death, like going down with a ship or a planet blowing up while he’s on the surface.

Not “Kirk dies after some scaffolding falls on him”.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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It’s really a bad end and I’m not sure why they thought it was better

Like I don’t know, maybe have him jump in front of a phaser shot from Soran aimed at Picard or something?

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Gonz posted:

Not “Kirk dies after some scaffolding falls on him”.

"Bridge on the captain."

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HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Kirk should have died of old age surrounded by his dearest friends and loved ones.

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