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Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

https://iasip.link/?IkNoZXdiZWNjYSBwb2lzb25zIHRoZSBmaXJzdCB0ZW4gYnlvYiBwb3N0ZXJzIHRvIHJlc3BvbmQgaXR0Ig==

lmao

that was exactly what I was hoping it would be

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 24, 2020 01:14

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# ? May 21, 2024 11:47

mediaphage: Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

vegemite is delicious spread thinly on a bagel with cheese and other stuff

here's some fightin' words: vegemite and marmite taste the same basically

# ? Sep 24, 2020 01:33

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

mediaphage posted:

vegemite is delicious spread thinly on a bagel with cheese and other stuff

mediaphage posted:

here's some fightin' words: vegemite and marmite taste the same basically

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# ? Sep 24, 2020 01:47

Zurtilik: The Biggest Brain in Guardia

I'm gonna smear that poo poo thick on some white rear end American bread and eat it straight.

I sent Vanisher my address for stalking purposes

# ? Sep 24, 2020 02:07

vanisher

Thank you friends I'll alert you when the master package arrives!

# ? Sep 24, 2020 02:37

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

vanisher posted:

Thank you friends I'll alert you when the master package arrives!

sending u my address now :stalker:

# ? Sep 24, 2020 03:11

Jinh

sending!

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# ? Sep 24, 2020 03:31

vanisher

Day 1: no package yet :ohdear:

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# ? Sep 24, 2020 04:19

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

vanisher posted:

Day 1: no package yet

It must have gotten lost in the mail!

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Sep 24, 2020 04:59

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

It's taken four days but it looks like ~*the package*~ is finally ready to leave Australia!

Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Oct 9, 2020

# ? Sep 27, 2020 11:22

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

I hear that it is pronounced "melbin". Nice place

# ? Sep 27, 2020 15:24

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

and new zealanders call it milbin

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# ? Sep 27, 2020 16:06

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I'm fasting until the 'mite arrives :colbert:

they say that's the only way 2 truly taste it

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# ? Sep 29, 2020 02:10

more falafel please: forums poster

I'm gonna break fast when it arrives

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Sep 29, 2020 02:31

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

The package got to enjoy a nice little rendezvous at the goddamn airport, and apparently it's still there! :doh:

# ? Oct 1, 2020 14:38

bog pixie

The TSA loves to confiscate and eat vegemite

# ? Oct 1, 2020 14:53

bog pixie

"I love to eat this, perhaps on the crackers I keep under my desk" - TSA agent, opening a package to find a thick black paste

# ? Oct 1, 2020 14:55

Finger Prince

Chewbecca gets extraordinarily renditioned to the vegemite mines of Gibson Desert for daring to attempt to export critical national resources during a time of pandemic.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 15:20

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Chewbecca posted:

The package got to enjoy a nice little rendezvous at the goddamn airport, and apparently it's still there!

Some air carriers may classify Vegemite as a dangerous substance, so maybe the package had to wait for an :australia:

air cargo flight.

# ? Oct 1, 2020 15:56

nut

bog pixie posted:

"I love to eat this, perhaps on the crackers I keep under my desk" - TSA agent, opening a package to find a thick black paste

# ? Oct 2, 2020 12:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Barking Gecko posted:

Some air carriers may classify Vegemite as a dangerous substance, so maybe the package had to wait for an air cargo flight.

How dangerous?

# ? Oct 3, 2020 20:05

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

How dangerous?

Snakes on a plane got nothin' on Vegemite on a plane.

# ? Oct 3, 2020 21:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Vegemite not

# ? Oct 5, 2020 04:31

vanisher

Each day I check for The Package

I have coordinated replacement vegemite samples if the package is stolen.

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# ? Oct 5, 2020 05:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

my mailbox is a lying bitch. each day it looks more pregnant

:ohno:

# ? Oct 5, 2020 06:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

the unfunny truth is that I'm surviving on the drops inside 12 empty fourloko hemp cans atm. the vegemite can't arrive soon enough. I've already picked out my designated vegemite ladel (homemade)

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# ? Oct 5, 2020 06:45

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

vanisher posted:

Each day I check for The Package

I have coordinated replacement vegemite samples if the package is stolen.

We are goonited in our mission to bring salty black paste to the masses!

# ? Oct 5, 2020 07:15

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

(also the last update is still saying it's at the airport :negative:

)

# ? Oct 5, 2020 07:16

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Oct 5, 2020 07:27

more falafel please: forums poster

Chewbecca posted:

(also the last update is still saying it's at the airport )

it hasnt left straya yet???

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 5, 2020 08:13

more falafel please: forums poster

also ok. sidejacking this thread. who wants malort

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 5, 2020 08:13

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Chewbecca posted:

WAIT A MINUTE, HOLY poo poo YOU GUYS

:raisetheroof: :phoneposting:

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 5, 2020 08:42

Ass-penny

Chewbecca posted:

How's the postage stuff in the US? Running okay?

As a regular user of USPS, I'm still getting my mail, and that includes a recent letter I got from another Aussie goon. I have high hopes we'll get to read our vegemite trip reports.

# ? Oct 5, 2020 20:58