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3D Megadoodoo posted:Not with that attitude! Oh, believe me, I've done my part.
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Arrhythmia posted:CONGLATURATION !!!
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 02:20 |
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Classic Aussie blunder to go to the supermarket in thongs for cheese only to be overwhelmed with choice and develop mild frostbite
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 10:22 |
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Mr. Sunshine posted:In the land of the buttless, the half-assed man is king. Hoping this is the DCD reference I think it is
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 16:44 |
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greazeball posted:pey is stored in the barms
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 17:20 |
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shy boy from chess club posted:Hoping this is the DCD reference I think it is Dcdeeze nuts (I don't know what dcd is. Sorry)
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 18:12 |
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Dcdeeze nuts Awesome song https://youtu.be/RVBepOVScVg
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 19:10 |
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Every butt has two cheeks, as they say. A broken butt still farts twice a day
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 21:26 |
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BOOTY-ADE posted:A broken butt still farts twice a day What is the sound of one cheek farting?
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# ? Oct 1, 2020 21:42 |
Captain Monkey posted:What is the sound of one cheek farting? https://youtu.be/o9weGVXGc1g
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 00:18 |
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small ghost posted:I got two cats so you could play with each other when I'm busy, not so that you could scream at me in stereo when you want to play and I'm busy.
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 00:34 |
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Cats functioning as per specs, ticket closed
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 00:37 |
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Captain Monkey posted:What is the sound of one cheek farting? Fa. The other cheek makes the Rt.
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 07:32 |
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If you have a fistula in the right place, you can fart through your knob.
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 08:17 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:If you have a fistula in the right place, you can fart through your knob. If you have the other set and you’re sitting just right, it’ll ripple forward through the flappers
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 08:20 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:If you have the other set and you’re sitting just right, it’ll ripple forward through the flappers This post made me think: "Pee is stored in the labia " and I think I need more sleep.
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 08:24 |
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Sex Hobbit posted:If you have the other set and you’re sitting just right, it’ll ripple forward through the flappers The least fresh breeze. Steams you from the inside out like a Gwyneth Paltrow.
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 08:25 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:a Gwyneth Paltrow Is that like a cleveland steamer?
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 08:44 |
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Fa. The other cheek makes the Rt. Do-re-mi-fa-rrrrrrt
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 08:47 |
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Captain Monkey posted:What is the sound of one cheek farting? *one cheek clapping
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 08:52 |
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Mr. Sunshine posted:Is that like a cleveland steamer? It's more like a Brentwood steamer.
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 09:00 |
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Turpitude II posted:*one cheek clapping
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 09:02 |
Splicer posted:Hrrrrnnggh Lama, I'm trying to reach enlightenment but I'm dummy thic and the clap of my rear end cheek keeps answering the koans Hahaha, dummy thicc is one of my favorite memes from the last years.
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 11:04 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:I've always been very good at the tests, okay, I got a LOT of postiives... lots of positives and lots of tests. And now? You might say I tested the most positive of all. The biggest positive I've... well....
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 13:51 |
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:We all love www.thug.com as a dumb album title, but honestly Trick Daddy's entire discography belongs in this thread. Check this out: Cubone posted:Thug rapper Trick Daddy, cursed with the naming sensibility of a middle school teacher, stares thoughtfully at a whiteboard reading "1-800-THUG", "I Can't Believe It's Not Thug", "The Thug Warehouse: You're Gonna Like the Way I Rap", and "Thug Got Your Tongue (Thugs Are Like Cats Somehow?)"
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 19:34 |
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I'm looking for a couple of quotes. The first one was a story about a man eating plain shredded wheat for breakfast, in a bleak tone. The second was about the My Little Pony show being a banned topic and how that was giving someone an existential crisis.
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 19:59 |
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Cobalt-60 posted:The second was about the My Little Pony show being a banned topic and how that was giving someone an existential crisis. Leovinus posted:There is a new My Little Pony cartoon recently. Somebody posted a thread about it in the TVIV claiming it was better written than most kids' cartoons (in a still-for-little-girls way, not an Adventure Time way). The creator even said it was designed so that you didn't have to be a little girl to enjoy it, although to be honest if you're looking to appeal to all audiences don't write loving My Little Pony cartoons. Originally I think most people thought it was a joke post, like that thread about the new series of Power Rangers from a while back.
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 20:04 |
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Cobalt-60 posted:The first one was a story about a man eating plain shredded wheat for breakfast, in a bleak tone. Mycroft Holmes posted:It is shredded wheat. Not frosted. A big block of it in a plain white bowl, half full of milk. It is on a table, where a man sits. There is no other food on the table.
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 20:09 |
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Turpitude II posted:*one cheek clapping Splicer posted:Hrrrrnnggh Lama, I'm trying to reach enlightenment but I'm dummy thic and the clap of my rear end cheek keeps answering the koans
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# ? Oct 2, 2020 20:43 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2020 13:33 |
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I have nothing to contribute content-wise, but the positive trump, MLP crisis, and shredded wheat quotes are the sort of stellar long form quotes that delight me. Thanks for sharing/digging them up.
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 15:21 |
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Jeddaven posted:My aunt found HUMAN FECES (Caps:cruise control for cool) on the floor of the Basha on North Scottsdale Road, Scottsdale AZ. Aisle 3. Im never getting groceries there for as long as I live. Sleepytech08 posted:i will not be banned. EorayMel has a new favorite as of 15:31 on Oct 4, 2020 |
# ? Oct 4, 2020 15:26 |
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Why ban the first one? Yeah it's weird but we need weird posters like that here.
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 16:01 |
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Cobalt-60 posted:The second was about the My Little Pony show being a banned topic and how that was giving someone an existential crisis. Well What Now posted:Anyway, the upshot of all this is that a forum full of twenty-somethings who are usually known for being horribly cynical assholes about everything That part might almost provoke some existential crises now.
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 16:01 |
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Outrail posted:Why ban the first one? Yeah it's weird but we need weird posters like that here. Simple:
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 16:24 |
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But that's like the polar opposite of touching it
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 16:27 |
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EorayMel posted:Simple: If it was his own poop in his pants he’d have become a gbs superstar
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 18:04 |
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EorayMel posted:Simple: I saw that. It's a pretty normal post all things considered.
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 18:29 |
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Outrail posted:I saw that. It's a pretty normal post all things considered. They were different times
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# ? Oct 4, 2020 19:47 |
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muscles like this! posted:I'm kind of annoyed that Urasawa's stuff isn't available digitally. There are still some weird gaps, like the Akira manga also is only available physically. DACK FAYDEN posted:I read this as "only available psychically" and somehow was not at all fazed by the idea of a manga you had to brain-download for like two seconds. I should go back to bed. Cleretic posted:If any media were to be the first provided by brain-download distribution, it would absolutely be a manga that was big in the eighties. Zaodai posted:It would be a janky, rushed port of Skyrim. Phy posted:Every time you pass out, you wake up on that loving cart
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