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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
I watched a video years ago about some hardcore cross-country ultra-marathon type of event in the US with lots of rough terrain. One team had some old folk and this young fit wrestler guy who was all "Let's crush this!" A few hours down the track he was in tears being consoled by a woman on the team who was easily in her 60s and looked fresh as a daisy.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/f74U6cB.mp4

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

"It's GREG to be here!"

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
https://twitter.com/DrSprankle/status/1311899550211284993?s=20

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



Idgi?

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Because Trump has COVID, probably.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
100%. gently caress face just got taken to Walter Reed. A literal nazi on what is hopefully their deathbed is #blessed af in my book

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Your wish is Pomegranted.!

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Moon Slayer posted:

Because Trump has COVID, probably.

Bit ghoulish for the blessed thread

ephori
Sep 1, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Len posted:

Bit ghoulish for the blessed thread

Nah it’s blessed

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Oh is that what those things are for, we have one in a box of kitchen stuff my wife got from her grandparents and I've never used it.

brbr pomegranating

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/JoaquimCampa/status/1311391615425093634

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




I'm being a misery guts so I apologise in advance but all I can think about is how awkward it would be to try and juice a pomegranate outside in your garden. Let me just kneel in the dirt and bring out a bunch of kitchen implements and a glass of water.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Len posted:

Bit ghoulish for the blessed thread

:wrong:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qhlfaxtzwl1r0uzl6.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qhdj5qfejW1sapj62.mp4

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Oct 3, 2020

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

That fuckin music is blessed as hell lol

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

I laughed hysterically at this.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

seeing old timey people in bulky formal looking clothes, and heeled leather shoes, but doing athletic things, just boggles my mind.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


peter gabriel posted:

That fuckin music is blessed as hell lol

Apparently it's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQLuLsFba2Y

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
This channel rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI8TFVQQCHQ

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Every single sentence he says is delivered in exactly the same cadence. It's driving me berserk.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnSNfxjrwck

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Hyperlynx posted:

Every single sentence he says is delivered in exactly the same cadence. It's driving me berserk.

Yeah, this episode seems a bit more manic than usual for some reason. I kinda dig the fairly monotonous, matter-of-fact NZ (I think) delivery usually.

Try this on for size instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krV6U4jj59g

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Moon Slayer posted:

Because Trump has COVID, probably.

Not just him, suddenly a bunch of Republicans are admitting they've got it.

https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/1312214949658152960?s=20

https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1312184139827703808

Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Oct 3, 2020

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Not just him, suddenly a bunch of Republicans are admitted they've got it.

Yeah now that their smooth wet boy has admitted he has it it's become the latest must-have fashion accessory

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Pus for the pus god. Phlegm for the phlegm throne.

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1312045688772014085

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

holy poo poo, this stuff seems really contagious!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
And the hits start coming and they don't stop coming

https://twitter.com/politicoalex/status/1312237003795238912?s=20


EDIT: I swear I'm not saving these up, they're just popping up in my feed one after the other.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah now that their smooth wet boy has admitted he has it it's become the latest must-have fashion accessory

I read an article saying they were all in the same judiciary meeting where it was decided to officially nominate ACB for the supreme court. I don't know if that's still true with all the new cases today.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Not just him, suddenly a bunch of Republicans are admitting they've got it.

https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/1312214949658152960?s=20


Easy to give something you don't have.

https://twitter.com/kjramming/status/1312171228010958848?s=09

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

rodbeard posted:

I read an article saying they were all in the same judiciary meeting where it was decided to officially nominate ACB for the supreme court. I don't know if that's still true with all the new cases today.

Yep, and hardly anyone wore a mask and it was partially indoors. There's a big crowd photo and people are marking them off as they pop positive :v:

https://twitter.com/ReviewResist/status/1312217137537261571


E: look at these loving idiots, huggin' and kissin' and exhaling giant plumes of lungjuice right into each others mouths during a global pandemic
https://twitter.com/Fah_Lo_Me/status/1312220108622909440

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Oct 3, 2020

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


When the Rain War shares you clean, you'll know.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


That's enough covid celebrations now, namaste

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Oct 3, 2020

fart store
Jul 6, 2018

probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

Memento posted:

Oh is that what those things are for, we have one in a box of kitchen stuff my wife got from her grandparents and I've never used it.

brbr pomegranating

You probably have a ricer, not whatever that thing is.

fart store fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Oct 3, 2020

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

That's enough covid celebrations now, namaste

Can we celebrate pants pooping?

https://twitter.com/kthorjensen/status/1312150694913163264?s=21

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
President poo pants!!!!!!! :newlol:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

This seriously made me cackle wildly for a few second there. Decidedly blessed. :haibrow:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Memento posted:

Oh is that what those things are for, we have one in a box of kitchen stuff my wife got from her grandparents and I've never used it.

brbr pomegranating

Suuureee...I saw how you was lookin' at them tiddy pomegranates, you ain't foolin' me :colbert:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/Steven_Hyden/status/1312386682621235200?s=19

All hail the king, prince.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I am cornholio

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