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DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

StillFullyTerrible posted:

you can keep stuff you've already bought imho, you just don't give him any money now that you know

This is reasonable. It's not like I pitched all my seasons of Venture Bros when the news about Dean's voice actor came out, although that's a lot less than a comic that's basically driven by the person writing it.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 03:37

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# ? May 29, 2024 17:06

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

That's the Mel Gibson rule.

Road Warrior is still one of my favorite films

But you can go gently caress yourself if you think I'm watching a new Mel Gibson movie.

See also: Seven and Usual Suspects / Spacey

# ? Oct 4, 2020 03:42

Killer robot: Sep 6, 2010; I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!; Pillbug

LifeSunDeath posted:

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Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

DACK FAYDEN posted:

when the news about Dean's voice actor came out

What'd he do? I can't find poo poo.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 04:08

Bibliotechno Music: Dec 30, 2008

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

That's the Mel Gibson rule.

Road Warrior is still one of my favorite films

But you can go gently caress yourself if you think I'm watching a new Mel Gibson movie.

See also: Seven and Usual Suspects / Spacey

This is basically my music rule at work: we can only listen to sex pests/monsters who are dead. Michael Jackson? James Brown? Their heirs and victims will get the money. R Kelly? I miss listening to the Remix to Ignition, but as soon as that motherfucker dies, I�ll pay good money to play his entire discography.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 04:15

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Fartington Butts posted:

What'd he do? I can't find poo poo.

I know he got handsy with some cosplayers, but I'm not at my computer and phone posting makes googling things like that more difficult than you'd expect. Let me go dig around in the VB thread.

E: here's a quote to a post without source quotes, it's hard to find stuff on twitter on phone so:

Bust Rodd posted:

Other Cosplay models in the same scene have the same stories as Midna. Fans meet the actors, Dean�s actor slides into their DMs and basically harasses them non-stop for nudes or video chats and because he�s one of the titular Venture Bros its a lot of pressure.

I think it makes more sense to just finish the goddam show after 14 years than it does to just find a new actor and keep going forever, but I�m also someone who thought this past season was dogshit and thinks the show has worn out its welcome.

DACK FAYDEN has a new favorite as of 04:26 on Oct 4, 2020

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mysterious frankie: Jan 11, 2009; This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Zzulu posted:

wouldn't trump be even more adored by his followers if he gets corona and beats it?

He probably gets to skip the second debate, where he would have had his mic repeatedly turned off, and now if he lives he can be like �no big deal, like I said all along�. It really says something about Trump�s rhetorical skills, that the smartest move he could pull in the 2020 election run-up is come down with plague.

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PainterofCrap: Oct 17, 2002; hey bebe

Killer robot posted:

Tom Cruise, me droogs

# ? Oct 4, 2020 04:20

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I know he got handsy with some cosplayers, but I'm not at my computer and phone posting makes googling things like that more difficult than you'd expect. Let me go dig around in the VB thread.

E: here's a quote to a post without source quotes, it's hard to find stuff on twitter on phone so:

Thanks. And gross. Maybe I do remember hearing about that (or I'm just remembering the countless other times it has happened with other people

)

# ? Oct 4, 2020 04:30

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

My favorite thing related to how long bird necks are is the horror of pelican yawns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m76kL9VHrvE

# ? Oct 4, 2020 04:39

Obsidianheart: Apr 26, 2017; Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Fartington Butts posted:

Thanks. And gross. Maybe I do remember hearing about that (or I'm just remembering the countless other times it has happened with other people )

Vic Mignogna sprigs immediately to mind.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 04:42

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rydiafan posted:

My favorite thing related to how long bird necks are is the horror of pelican yawns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m76kL9VHrvE

I hate how their throat presses up through their lower bill. That's hosed up

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:03

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

I just took this picture today of a heron yawning, same deal but with added dagger tongue.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:12

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

rydiafan posted:

My favorite thing related to how long bird necks are is the horror of pelican yawns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m76kL9VHrvE

It looks like they're glitching out.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:18

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Sagebrush posted:

they are leggy bois

about 90% feathers by volume

like most birds they also have a weirdass folded up neck, which you can sort of see in the picture above. here is a better example

black grouse:

black grouse skeleton:

Hey what's going on over there?

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:28

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Now I'm picturing brontosaurus actually looking like 4 legged grouse

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:30

LordSaturn: Aug 12, 2007; sadly unfunny

DACK FAYDEN posted:

This is reasonable. It's not like I pitched all my seasons of Venture Bros when the news about Dean's voice actor came out, although that's a lot less than a comic that's basically driven by the person writing it.

lay it on me, I need to feel something

EDIT: oh, whoops, someone already did

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:31

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

you can't prove they weren't fat birds

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:32

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Easily the funniest thing is that the real velociraptor is basically a turkey and that 10 year old actually pwned the poo poo out of Alan Grant.

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Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Easily the funniest thing is that the real velociraptor is basically a turkey and that 10 year old actually pwned the poo poo out of Alan Grant.

They also didn't live in North America. Deinonychus, however, did, and was about the size of Jurassic Park's raptors. Michael Crichton used Velociraptor as the name cause he liked it better, though all the research he did for the book was on Deinonychus.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:45

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

If you really want your mind blown:

Penguins have tiny torsos.

They're almost entirely legs and necks.

And oil... lots and lots of oil....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKN9ptoPFGM

Podcast version

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:46

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Byzantine posted:

They also didn't live in North America. Deinonychus, however, did, and was about the size of Jurassic Park's raptors. Michael Crichton used Velociraptor as the name cause he liked it better, though all the research he did for the book was on Deinonychus.

And as a dino obsessed child at the time the first movie came out this annoyed the ever living gently caress out of me and I haven't stopped "ummm, actually"ing people to this day.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:49

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Then utahraptor spielbergi was discovered a month after the movie came out

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:52

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

They're all genetic mutants anyway. Scientific inaccuracy is built into the very premise.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:53

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Detective No. 27 posted:

They're all genetic mutants anyway. Scientific inaccuracy is built into the very premise.

The kid pwned Grant talking about the fossils, not the park creatures.

So the score is still

Striped shirt kid: 1
Alan Grant: 0

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:55

8one6: May 20, 2012; When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Detective No. 27 posted:

They're all genetic mutants anyway. Scientific inaccuracy is built into the very premise.

Dr. Wu says as much in Jurassic world. Also, in the secret lab all of the dinosaurs that show up on the monitor are from the Mutant X-treme Battle Dinos toy line from the 90s.

# ? Oct 4, 2020 05:56

wizzardstaff: Apr 6, 2018; Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Every time someone shows me the forbidden truths about bird skeletons, my mind rejects and suppresses everything so I can be shocked anew the next time.

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

RandomFerret posted:

Then utahraptor spielbergi was discovered a month after the movie came out

That's insane that they have almsot the same name as spielberg right

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Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Man... i miss Literally a Bird :smith:

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Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Fister Roboto posted:

It looks like they're glitching out.

it is glitching out, birds aren't real

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Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Hihohe posted:

Man... i miss Literally a Bird

Huh what happened?

# ? Oct 4, 2020 06:58

BonHair: Apr 28, 2007

Hihohe posted:

Man... i miss Literally a Bird

Literally a Dinosaur

# ? Oct 4, 2020 07:09

Mokinokaro: Sep 11, 2001; At the end of everything, hold onto anything; Fun Shoe

Humphreys posted:

Huh what happened?

Retired after being fairly central in the last Lowtax thing.

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's insane that they have almsot the same name as spielberg right

# ? Oct 4, 2020 07:53

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's insane that they have almsot the same name as spielberg right

Well technically the species was never actually named that; naming was conditional on Spielberg coughing up a bunch of cash for paleontological research and he never did it.

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