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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

mission accomplished!

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

america.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ur4dwI2.mp4

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

Nailed it.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Premature celebration

https://i.imgur.com/2KPtg64.mp4

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


https://twitter.com/AAAAAAGGHHHH/status/1312768430102249474

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Bobby Digital posted:

Premature celebration

Plus they lost in overtime hahahah

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/_zeets/status/1312794334572486656?s=21

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qhouarPY6J1r0uzl6.mp4

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


That guy just did like 6 things I would never be able to survive doing and probably walked away after.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Bear tries to scratch his back on some kind of shed, gets nailed in the nuts by a rubber hose: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kjY9sKdHlY

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
https://twitter.com/YoufeckingIdiot/status/1312793309207687168

Is there a German word for going through a lot of effort to do something that didn't need to be done, only to gently caress it up after you've finished?

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields

Wingnut Ninja posted:



Is there a German word for going through a lot of effort to do something that didn't need to be done, only to gently caress it up after you've finished?

Zweiter Weltkrieg

agrielaios
Dec 25, 2009

Diorama posted:

Zweiter Weltkrieg

:five:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Wingnut Ninja posted:

https://twitter.com/YoufeckingIdiot/status/1312793309207687168

Is there a German word for going through a lot of effort to do something that didn't need to be done, only to gently caress it up after you've finished?

Vergebliche Liebesmüh (but ^^ is funnier)

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

That sound like a screen door slamming, wowzer.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often.

Fart of Presto
Feb 9, 2001
Clapping Larry

Bobby Digital posted:

Premature celebration

Today's Liege-Bastogne-Liege bike race

https://twitter.com/OutOfCycling/status/1312769235844816897
https://twitter.com/flobikes/status/1312778898778796034

Couldn't wait to celebrate that win after 6.5 hours on the bike...

Fart of Presto fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Oct 4, 2020

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
He then got penalised further for a dangerous sprint. And he's the recent world champion.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often.

There's a lot of NBA players who couldn't even do that if they tried.

The bottom of the backboard is 9' off the ground and the average NBA player is 6'6" and has a 28" vertical, which is only 2" above the bottom of the backboard, and that's in absolutely ideal conditions.

Also, as far as blocking goes, what he did is not exactly good form. The kind of players who have that elite athleticism would be trained to stay further back and use the rim itself to help with the block. Granted, looks like a high school game, so he's probably just a kid literally still growing into his body.

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
He got expertly boosted by the guy he was jumping in front of too. Not sure if it was intentionall but you can see the floor guy's shoulder push jumpman's butt and boost him a few extra feet.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/yN5BnBB.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/reuterspictures/status/1312775548410658817

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Almost every pair of hands in the crowd goes to head or mouth at the same time

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Diorama posted:

Zweiter Weltkrieg

holy hell i laughed hard (after i googled)

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

You hate to see it























I mean the working conditions, not the rusting hulks of a terrible loving industry.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
This isn't true, you can tell because Trump has never had friends

Heartwarmingfreude: The "Proud Boys" Hashtag Has Been Taken Over By Gay Love


https://twitter.com/CAFinUS/status/1312734325104873473

https://twitter.com/Blue_Texas2020/status/1312541621460832257

https://twitter.com/GeorgeTakei/status/1312862448706351113

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

trickybiscuits posted:

This isn't true, you can tell because Trump has never had friends

Heartwarmingfreude: The "Proud Boys" Hashtag Has Been Taken Over By Gay Love



This makes a ton of sense, considering that they got their name from a line in a song from the Aladdin Broadway Musical

Star Me Kitten
Aug 10, 2020
https://youtu.be/qymqjHY_9rg




Thank goodness for the rigorous training that police get

Star Me Kitten fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Oct 5, 2020

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Just when I thought I couldn't love George anymore, he goes and posts that. Delightful!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Humphreys posted:

Just when I thought I couldn't love George anymore, he goes and posts that. Delightful!

Takei either started it, or signal boosted it to the point where it really took off. He's one of the best people.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I find him absolutely hilarious too, his sense of humour really gets me good.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/MaxCRoser/status/1313046638915706880

hahahahaha :suicide:

There's no loving computer glitch you morons, you just left someone in charge of critical data gathering who didn't know their arsehole from a hole in the ground

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


crossposting from the OSHA thread for the pure "what did he expect to happen" energy

axolotl farmer posted:

From the caption it's a worker trying to burn off a knot on a bale and the white stuff is cotton

https://i.imgur.com/CEDpfuj.mp4

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Star Me Kitten posted:

https://youtu.be/qymqjHY_9rg




Thank goodness for the rigorous training that police get

lol

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
plastic chickens are loving dumb, i could pass that test easily, give me my badge and gun

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/MaxCRoser/status/1313046638915706880

hahahahaha :suicide:

There's no loving computer glitch you morons, you just left someone in charge of critical data gathering who didn't know their arsehole from a hole in the ground

Yup. I can tell you with 100% certainty that this is what happened: data from several sources was being automatically imported into an Excel sheet, then processed out into different sheets. The person who designed it was either a contractor or otherwise not responsible for the Excel workbook after it was created. They made a table on one of the processing sheets as big as they through it needed to be, like 500k rows. Incoming data exceeded 500k although it may not have appeared static if the importing data changed (sources early in the import list pushing out late sources). No one in the unit has any amount of technical literacy and they couldn’t find the “Resize table” button. They have also grown complacent just scraping the numbers off the reporting sheets so they don’t even understand what it is they’re using.

None of that would really be a problem if they had realized that the numbers were funny and investigated instead of trusting the worksheet to be flawless. At least it was only a week’s worth of data.

Source: I do Excel workbooks for my government.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

LawfulWaffle posted:

Yup. I can tell you with 100% certainty that this is what happened: data from several sources was being automatically imported into an Excel sheet, then processed out into different sheets. The person who designed it was either a contractor or otherwise not responsible for the Excel workbook after it was created. They made a table on one of the processing sheets as big as they through it needed to be, like 500k rows. Incoming data exceeded 500k although it may not have appeared static if the importing data changed (sources early in the import list pushing out late sources). No one in the unit has any amount of technical literacy and they couldn’t find the “Resize table” button. They have also grown complacent just scraping the numbers off the reporting sheets so they don’t even understand what it is they’re using.

None of that would really be a problem if they had realized that the numbers were funny and investigated instead of trusting the worksheet to be flawless. At least it was only a week’s worth of data.

Source: I do Excel workbooks for my government.

You're being overly polite in assuming that this was an overflow by rows. The implication of the number of "lost" tests is that records were being stored in columns.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Jedit posted:

You're being overly polite in assuming that this was an overflow by rows. The implication of the number of "lost" tests is that records were being stored in columns.

:psypop:

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Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
That's the rumour going around, theres no actual sources for it though.

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