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Tunicate posted:ron paul suing the fans of his who owned ronpaul.com (and who offered to give him ronpaul.org for free). Ron Paul’s extensive legislative history of shrimp subsidies. Rand Paul’s primary campaign going up in smoke because just about his whole team (or so it felt) got arrested for grifting.
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Ron Paul’s “we the people” act, introduced 8 times, which would prohibit the court from hearing first amendment cases.
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I hadn't heard the name Harry Enten in four solid years, I feel like I just lost The Game
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Illusive gently caress Man posted:little Adam Schitt "Da Nang" Dick Blumenthal
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Boris Johnson starting to recite a pro-colonial Kipling poem in Myanmar and the ambassador telling him to knock it the gently caress off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqLIm0HOvuQ
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GalacticAcid posted:https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/335393426973552640?s=21 broken clock, etc.
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frankenfreak posted:Jeb! horny for Supergirl Jeb saying he would kill baby hitler, a huge no no for fans of hitler
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Jeb!. Just everything about Jeb!. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO4TsHKvZuA
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Jeb!. Just everything about Jeb!. 
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thank you for bringing up jeb, because it made me suddenly remember The Sword Of Chang https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/01/jeb-bush-marco-rubio-relationship-114308 quote:“I can’t think back on a time when I’ve ever been prouder to be a Republican, Marco,” Bush said, before recounting the tale of “Chang.” just lmao
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babypolis posted:this led me to the wikipedia article for nauruan civil war, caused by europeans bringing guns and spirits to the island. everyone in the island was constantly drunk and had a bunch of guns, and a drunken argument turned into a shootout that turned into a civil war that lasted 10 years and killed 1/3 of the population wow, its true: an armed society is a polite society... after a 10 year civil war kills 1/3rd of everybody
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Jeb!. Just everything about Jeb!. one time I went to the George w Bush childhood museum in Midland TX, which is where the bushes lived for like, a year lol. a nice old lady gave us a tour and I kept asking where Jeb would have sat, or slept, etc. all she wanted to take about was junior
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Vim Fuego posted:remember how hillary refused to do a concession speech no one has ever confirmed it, but I 100% believe that the real reason she didn't give one is because once it was clear she lost, she got piss rear end drunk and they all had to wait for her to sober up enough the next day
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Azathoth posted:no one has ever confirmed it, but I 100% believe that the real reason she didn't give one is because once it was clear she lost, she got piss rear end drunk and they all had to wait for her to sober up enough the next day This is not mutually exclusive but I assumed she had an angry blowout that couldn't be contained long enough to be sufficiently composed for a speech I assume it least 1 rooms worth of stuff was trashed, Citizen Kane style
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Azathoth posted:no one has ever confirmed it, but I 100% believe that the real reason she didn't give one is because once it was clear she lost, she got piss rear end drunk and they all had to wait for her to sober up enough the next day She probably started with a celebratory glass of wine or two when polls closed, switched to the harder stuff when it started tightening up, and then was loving long gone by the time it was all over.
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Flavius Aetass posted:when trump met general "raisin" cain and said "oh like the fruit" because he'd never heard the phrase "raising cain" and thought that was his real first name Tbf it's the most low effort fast casual place
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MD2020 posted:She probably started with a celebratory glass of wine or two when polls closed, switched to the harder stuff when it started tightening up, and then was loving long gone by the time it was all over. yeah, this is how I imagine it happening. Once things started getting bad, she kept drinking and none of the enablers she kept around had the guts to physically remove all the booze and force her to sober up enough to give the concession speech and, in the spirit of funny poo poo just remembered, think about neera tanden in this scenario when she woke up that morning, she was going to be the chief of staff, i.e. the gatekeeper, to the most powerful person in the world and by the end of the night, it all came crashing down, and within a few months, she'd be up at 2:00 AM arguing with randos on twitter
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Getting thrown out of a tall window in Prague was a historically relevant event 3 different times, with the last one leading to the deadliest war Europe saw until the 20th century.
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zegermans posted:Getting thrown out of a tall window in Prague was a historically relevant event 3 different times, with the last one leading to the deadliest war Europe saw until the 20th century. I spent years thinking that "defenestration" was something extremely brutal along the lines of disembowelment and then I learned that "The Defenestration of Prague" meant throwing some people into poop and was like "lol that's not so brutal" and then it killed like a third of germany.
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Tulip posted:I spent years thinking that "defenestration" was something extremely brutal along the lines of disembowelment and then I learned that "The Defenestration of Prague" meant throwing some people into poop and was like "lol that's not so brutal" and then it killed like a third of germany. Nobody died in the incident that started the 30YW because the window was right above a huge pile of poo poo
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Tulip posted:I spent years thinking that "defenestration" was something extremely brutal along the lines of disembowelment and then I learned that "The Defenestration of Prague" meant throwing some people into poop and was like "lol that's not so brutal" and then it killed like a third of germany. Uhh. Maybe read up on it a bit more.
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StashAugustine posted:Nobody died in the incident that started the 30YW because the window was right above a huge pile of poo poo If you're protestant scum, yeah, but good Catholics know that the fall was divinely slowed.
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Benagain posted:If you're protestant scum, yeah, but good Catholics know that the fall was divinely slowed. Synthesis: God providentally caused people to dump their poo poo under the window
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quote:Robert Bork's America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions, blacks would sit at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens' doors in midnight raids, schoolchildren could not be taught about evolution, writers and artists would be censored at the whim of government, and the doors of the federal courts would be shut on the fingers of millions of citizens for whom the judiciary is often the only protector of the individual rights that are the heart of our democracy. this is evergreen also, Bork is a funny name
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Tulip posted:I spent years thinking that "defenestration" was something extremely brutal along the lines of disembowelment and then I learned that "The Defenestration of Prague" meant throwing some people into poop and was like "lol that's not so brutal" and then it killed like a third of germany. Oh poor ol’ 1/3 of Germany, thought of poop and died
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