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The Little Death posted:I've never seen that, can you post it?  This is the one I was thinking of, but there's another black and white one I think?
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Combat Theory posted:Owning cars is expensive like everything else regarding complex, privately owned machinery is expensive. If you know what you are doing it'll be cheap but it will occasionally cost you time and effort. Funnily, as someone who knows all this (but can't drive), I don't find smart devices all that much harder to keep operational as long as I pick repairable smart devices. ... is the loving Paula loose AGAIN?
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Combat Theory posted:Or generally speaking, if you can get a Haynes repair manual for it, you can keep it running. The Haynes Book of Lies
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Oct 5, 2020 16:05
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it was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
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Oct 5, 2020 16:15
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My dude just discovered the fire escape feature early
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lost my roof. love the car though "The manager at the dealership said that either the seal for the roof was faulty, or the factory just … forgot to seal the roof on?"
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can't wait for them to ship a car where they forgot to put lugnuts in the wheels
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ynohtna posted:it was only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
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Surprised the dealership didn't tell them that since they drove it off the lot it's not the dealerships issue and they have to schedule a service appointment.
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Roosevelt posted:can't wait for them to ship a car where they forgot to put lugnuts in the wheels thanks for reminding me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii8rC6CPCvM
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Everyone knows that cabriolets are cooler and more valuable cares. The roof being detachable was simply a surprise bonus for the customer.
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"my roof was leaking but i didn't think much of it"
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it's a "known issue" with tesla mdoel 3 and later
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Endless Mike posted:"my roof was leaking but i didn't think much of it" i kinda understand this, having at one point been such an enormous dumbass i drove a car with no coolant until the engine block cracked (i was not expecting that result). on the other hand, i was an enormous dumbass and so is that guy
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Also "they're not using the V-shaped bead for the glue, which I know is the industry standard, but I forgive them because running a company ... is hard"
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I'm pretty sure loving up the window seal and not managing a V bead has to be deliberate at this point. I mean you can't even get application robots for that job anymore that produce a non V bead. Holy poo poo. You can buy an 80 dollar battery powered extractor gun on eBay that will produce acceptable V-beads. Hell the bead is formed by the single use throwaway nozzle that you get with the bloody glue. I can't wait for when tesla decides to go defense industry and the first tank reports come in.  Love the tank, though Combat Theory fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Oct 5, 2020 |
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Combat Theory posted:I'm pretty sure loving up the window seal and not managing a V bead has to be deliberate at this point. I mean you can't even get application robots for that job anymore that produce a non V bead. Holy poo poo. A V is just not fast enough!!!
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gschmidl posted:A V is just not fast enough!!!
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:
pretty cool how you have to accept the car before you’ve even seen it. i guess you could just go there and not accept until you’ve done the exterior inspection though you can’t open doors until it’s in your account.
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Spatial posted:yeah, they do everything they can to avoid customers inspecting the car before paying for it. someone's going to accept and pay for a car that isn't even there in the parking space, and there will be nothing Tesla will do about it
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:
If I'm reading this right you have to accept delivery of the car before they'll tell you where it is? So you don't actually get to inspect it before accepting delivery. You have to full-on try to return it if you discover a defect
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Combat Theory posted:You can buy an 80 dollar battery powered extractor gun on eBay that will produce acceptable V-beads. Hell the bead is formed by the single use throwaway nozzle that you get with the bloody glue. willing to bet the used value of a tesla in five years time that they're just using shower sealant guns because they're cheaper and "hey it's waterproof stuff that sticks glass on, loving idiot dinosaurs with their "special" tools".
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jesus WEP posted:has the "the front fell off" sketch been posted to death itt or is there life in it yet? posting it anyways because i want to watch it again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM
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Combat Theory posted:I can't wait for when tesla decides to go defense industry and the first tank reports come in. are we sure Tesla hasn’t already been building the f-35?
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tesla model 35, the first military aircraft inspired by a sponsored line in a superhero movie
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PIZZA.BAT posted:posting it anyways because i want to watch it again
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https://electrek.co/2020/10/06/tesla-dissolves-pr-department/quote:Electrek can confirm that Tesla has dissolved its PR department — technically becoming the first automaker who doesn’t talk to the press. Another first in the industry!!! Amazing!!! Wow!!!
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