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Xenocides posted:They really should have used John William’s “Imperial March”. Or the tuba song Stewie Griffin played behind fat men walking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjetHZtehNQ
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Pick posted:hey you know who's white and old? Lol, this thread is just pants bulges now
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One on the left is barely able to breathe and the one on the right is dead. Just a guess.
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When the former President was asked to comment on the White House outbreak:
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Bogus Adventure posted:Or the tuba song Stewie Griffin played behind fat men walking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4P1kKK-5k
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Bogus Adventure posted:Brad Parscale's illegitimate son Beat me to it. They fell from the same troll doll tree
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:In the past month it also came out that he talks poo poo about dead soldiers and evangelicals behind their backs, which are stories that kind of came and went for us goons but seniors care a lot more about that decorum poo poo. This poo poo's why I left journalism. Like we've been discussing everything under the sun about Donald Trump. Nothing is new here and all of the behaviors and fiascos we talk about have been repeated since 20 loving 16. it's weird to talk to people like my mom and she'll say "did you hear about what Trump did?" as though it's the first time he's ever said/done this. I wonder where the loving point is in writing about it, because no one listens until they can get it in a quick soundbite. I'm switching over to residential and civil construction because at least there I feel like I'm making an impact on something.
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luxury handset posted:i'm not worried about trump demanding weird drugs, though i think that's out of his character I disagree for various reasons- but I’ll start with this; it wouldn’t be the first career that died to Trump. But that’s not why I’m writing this post. I just think it would be hilarious if the doctors were giving him sugar pills and injecting placebo into his rear end. I don’t care my interpretation of your post makes sense (either in reality or interpretations) I just love to lol at the idea. The President is such an insufferable prick I am easily imagining him crossing his arms and pouting until an giant gorilla (labeled debt) jabs him with a comically large syringe (also labeled DEBT, because I’ve seen one to many Ben Garrison cartoons) full of seltzer water and green food dye, while he’s holding a pacifier (labeled Patriotism) and a lollipop (labeled liberal tears) and dreaming of Ivanka in a thought bubble gilded in gold. Meanwhile the physician is just saying ‘there there, Mr President’, while hurriedly painting some aspirin in red, white, and blue.
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Only in America does nobody blink an eye when 10 doctors regularly gather in front of a camera to hold unnecessary press conferences. This ridiculous pagentry makes the rest of the world laugh their rear end off. Just release a memo like the did for the Russian fellow in Berlin, why blunder around a press conference and waste all those doctors’ time?
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Get back on that trail, Mr. Trump! Many people are asking you to lead! What America needs right now is for very strong president Donald Trump to attend as many Republican fundraisers in person as possible ASAP!
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R big wet strong boy is so virile that he sprayed his COVID musk everywhere and now the entire Whitehouse is a vector for the pandemic.
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This dude's undertaker does amazing work. https://twitter.com/PleaseBeGneiss/status/1312929491497312258?s=19
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the idea that his cronies now have to decide, and make known, whether they believe that being in the room with trump is worth dying, is making me lol pretty hard right now like, doesn't he make anyone he appoints to anything swear their undying loyalty? this is the ultimate purity test
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Xenocides posted:One on the left is barely able to breathe and the one on the right is dead. Just a guess. When they pull off their flesh masks, they will be revealed to be none other than Boris and Natasha!
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lmao Frank Frank posted:Beat me to it. They fell from the same troll doll tree The resemblance is uncanny, unless the onion-shaped head is an unfortunate side-effect of eating them to boost testosterone.   
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Here’s another Vic Berger classic: https://twitter.com/vicbergeriv/status/1313284069669576704?s=21 Matt Gaetz is predictably awful https://twitter.com/repmattgaetz/status/1313125654897008641?s=21 It’s not really a lol so much as gently caress Gaetz and all the Floridians who voted for him, all 69% in the first district. https://twitter.com/ztpetrizzo/status/1313328421334921218?s=21
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:This dude's undertaker does amazing work. Lmao, he's already dead
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Bogus Adventure posted:Lmao, he's already dead he doesnt know yet. he died in 9/11 
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Pick posted:he doesnt know yet. he died in 9/11 Nice of him to stick around here and provide us daily lols with his whacky antics. 
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AHH F/UGH posted:lol Joe Biden is really gonna beat Donald Trump in the general election in 2020 lol what And probably due during his Presidential term.
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just demand the cash up front then disappear on these grifters. they certainly won't pay you otherwise, most likely lmao Play fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Oct 6, 2020 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:This dude's undertaker does amazing work.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:This dude's undertaker does amazing work. "I wish to have my very own monkey's paw for as long as I live" Monkey's paw:
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Ghouliani got the necrotic touch also I thought I'd toss this together because this motherfucker looks like he's going to ask me if I've heard of the high elves 
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:This dude's undertaker does amazing work. Why does his hand look like that
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They're selling pre orders for a $100 commemorative "Trump defeats COVID" coin on the Whitehouse gift shop website. 50/50 chance these become pretty sweet collectors items. https://www.whitehousegiftshop.com/product-p/trump-defeats-covid.htm
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Lolie posted:And probably die during his Presidential term. Weird way to get your first woman president but aight I guess
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Sourdough Sam posted:also I thought I'd toss this together because this motherfucker looks like he's going to ask me if I've heard of the high elves By Azura!
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Jesus loving christ haha, failed vaccines can melt your nervous system, give you the disease they are trying to protect against, cause autoimmune disorders, paralysis etc. That's why there used to be rigorous testing procedures back in the before times, so we could be reasonably certain both of effectiveness and that the benefits outweighed the incidence of side effects. Not anymore! miss me with this election stumt bullshit
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AHH F/UGH posted:Weird way to get your first woman president but aight I guess lol if we go from president 45 to president 48 in the span of 3 months
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:They're selling pre orders for a $100 commemorative "Trump defeats COVID" coin on the Whitehouse gift shop website. 50/50 chance these become pretty sweet collectors items. I'd be kinda tempted to buy one of these if I wasn't sure that they're gonna cancel orders and keep everyone's money once he croaks. Also the giving Trump money thing.
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