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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Does he ever make a point? I watched several minutes of him just stating stuff that anyone who has played the game and a lot of people who haven't already know.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Does he ever make a point? I watched several minutes of him just stating stuff that anyone who has played the game and a lot of people who haven't already know.

Oof, yeah I gave it a go as well, his voice is impossible to pay attention to, and like you said he never really makes a point. Had high hopes since it's got a Civvie vibe, but it's like listening to a robot.

SubNat
Nov 27, 2008

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Does he ever make a point? I watched several minutes of him just stating stuff that anyone who has played the game and a lot of people who haven't already know.

Ditto, I watched a chunk of it despite the incredibly grating trailerspeak-esque presentation.
But he just... doesn't do anything. He just lists off the things that happened in the game, as they happened sequentially through the game.

There's no discussion or insights beyond 'well that was dumb of them, wasn't it?'.
I was expecting maybe looking into the setting more and discussing it, but it's basically just reading a wikipedia article on the plot of a game.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

"Hard to starboard, Cap'n Mittens!"

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Possum tossin'

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



Yet my fiancee still has a firm veto on a roomba

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qhdtvl8rkG1rtmg0q.mp4

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I can imagine the conversation.

"I just raked all those leaves"

"oh and the drat dog has wrecked them!"

"no, you misunderstand. I raked them for the dog"

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory
Dang Stella's leaf bombs are hella blessed.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

It’s like a reverse Muppet show

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/MeredithFrost/status/1313284387094528000?s=19

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

saw a whale shark in the osaka aquarium and it was the most incredible thing, along with the giant ray's they had, it was unreal how large they are.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




OMG

Those butterfly wings!

THAT TAIL WAG!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

I know the pilot-fish clean parasites and stuff, but I wonder at what point does having so many, and inside your mouth, does it become infuriating.

It was like that vid of the dead whale where every inch of it was absolutely covered in whale-lice. Just a completely tortured existence, that eventually kills you.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/AvatarDomy/status/1312983680630038528?s=19

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/mlhxhlK.mp4

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I know the pilot-fish clean parasites and stuff, but I wonder at what point does having so many, and inside your mouth, does it become infuriating.

It was like that vid of the dead whale where every inch of it was absolutely covered in whale-lice. Just a completely tortured existence, that eventually kills you.

they're in it's mouth. If it doesn't like them, it can make them go away

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Piss Meridian posted:

they're in it's mouth. If it doesn't like them, it can make them go away

Can it though? It's a filter feeder, not much it can do really to expel them.

realbez
Mar 23, 2005

Fun Shoe
That picture is a loving grotesque nightmare image it is extremely not blessed.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



That's about 9.45 meters. The human long jump record is 8.95 meters.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


House of Leaves.

LifeSunDeath posted:

saw a whale shark in the osaka aquarium and it was the most incredible thing, along with the giant ray's they had, it was unreal how large they are.

That's rare. Usually they get banned from aquariums for trying to sneak out fifty fish in their mouths.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Can it though? It's a filter feeder, not much it can do really to expel them.

If it just closed its mouth and kept it close I assume they'd suffocate? I'm not a fishologist though

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hemale in pain posted:

If it just closed its mouth and kept it close I assume they'd suffocate? I'm not a fishologist though

the whale shark breathes by sucking water into its mouth and expelling it via its gills, so it would also die if it closed its mouth for too long

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Carthag Tuek posted:

the whale shark breathes by sucking water into its mouth and expelling it via its gills, so it would also die if it closed its mouth for too long

Stupid fish. Has no one told them about noses?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Carthag Tuek posted:

the whale shark breathes by sucking water into its mouth and expelling it via its gills, so it would also die if it closed its mouth for too long

It can also clench its gills and blow, forcibly ejecting whatever is in its mouth. This is what happened to a number of scuba divers who got to close and were accidentally sucked in. The world goes dark and fwoomp, you're back in the light.

If the shark were bothered he'd eject them like piscine confetti.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Blue Footed Booby posted:

It can also clench its gills and blow, forcibly ejecting whatever is in its mouth. This is what happened to a number of scuba divers who got to close and were accidentally sucked in. The world goes dark and fwoomp, you're back in the light.

If the shark were bothered he'd eject them like piscine confetti.

drat that owns

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It can also clench its gills and blow, forcibly ejecting whatever is in its mouth. This is what happened to a number of scuba divers who got to close and were accidentally sucked in. The world goes dark and fwoomp, you're back in the light.

If the shark were bothered he'd eject them like piscine confetti.

This sounds like a blessed nightmare

necroid
May 14, 2009

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It can also clench its gills and blow, forcibly ejecting whatever is in its mouth. This is what happened to a number of scuba divers who got to close and were accidentally sucked in. The world goes dark and fwoomp, you're back in the light.

If the shark were bothered he'd eject them like piscine confetti.

yeah right, "accidentally" sucked in.

sounds like a job for SEA PATROL

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde


Wife swimming as fast as possible because she loves sharks. If world travel ever resumes, and you're in Cabo, you should give it a go.

Additional Cabo incentive:



Monkey Business bar. Best margaritas ever, and I was also quite fond of the Pina Coladas.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
They also serve water

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
We brought that with us. Drinking the water was not recommended even by the locals.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Never drink the tapmargharitas.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


Is a warbarge actually blessed tho?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/catsdotexe/status/1313504414435606528

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/BradfordPearson/status/1313568984701300741?s=19

Another:

https://twitter.com/robinhatch/status/1313592354704678913?s=19

Oscar Wild fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Oct 6, 2020

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Beachcomber posted:

If world travel ever resumes, and you're in Cabo, you should give it a go.



I've done it twice! Absolutely worth it.

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