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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - the unseemly duck asked him, hast thou aught of grapes?
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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/gracegthomas/status/1306694629966970881?s=21

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

 https://twitter.com/alanalevinson/status/1313199235110641664

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/DataDrivenMD/status/1313196024890978304

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/1313221728080814080

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/scienceshitpost/status/1312943780924813312?s=21

https://twitter.com/monkiball/status/1312952070203297796?s=21

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/scienceshitpost/status/1312943780924813312?s=21

Guile origin story.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

 https://twitter.com/tholzerman/status/1313221436601962497

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/eff_yeah_steph/status/1313153621081485325

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1313294697343807489?s=20

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1313294697343807489?s=20

So which twitter did they steal this one from?

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 05:33
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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/liamgallagher/status/1313437016646967299?s=20

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 12:45
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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



 If Liam couldn’t find time in 30 years to learn how to sing, he’s certainly not going to learn how to code.

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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

 https://twitter.com/paulfoxcroft/status/1313476555000217600?s=19

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1313441372603650048

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1313448936431120384

Now we know what the first words in the English language alphabetically are.

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 14:58
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DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1313441372603650048

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1313448936431120384

Now we know what the first words in the English language alphabetically are.

They skipped a'a!? What dictionary are they using?

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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1313448936431120384
Me when I stub my toe

Lord Hydronium has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Oct 6, 2020

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1313448936431120384

https://twitter.com/parsfarce/status/710978761345269760

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
:getin:

https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1313434020240396289?s=20

https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1313436189924429827?s=20

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minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

EL BROMANCE posted:

If Liam couldn’t find time in 30 years to learn how to sing, he’s certainly not going to learn how to code.

I would pay good money to watch a reality TV show where Liam Gallagher learns how to code.

"Let's knock off down the pub and meet some birds, make a few Pull Requests, eh lads?"

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 16:32
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PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Dick Trauma posted:

:getin:

https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1313434020240396289?s=20

https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1313436189924429827?s=20
That entire article was like an escalating scream from me. I'm not going to kinkshame people but I'm going to say definitely don't lock your junk in anything without an emergency override feature.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
That's what the angle grinder is! :pseudo:

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/shiraisinspired/status/1313287844371337217

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 16:53
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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Dick Trauma posted:

:getin:

https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1313434020240396289?s=20

https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1313436189924429827?s=20

i dunno i think the intended audience might see this as more of a feature than a bug

* # ? Oct 6, 2020 17:02
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PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Straight White Shark posted:

i dunno i think the intended audience might see this as more of a feature than a bug
Include an optional fetish option for long-term users where you can use an emergency override but it bricks your device open.

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Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Seems like a problem that could have been solved with some pyrotechnic fasteners and an “in case of emergency break glass” panel of the front. :colbert:

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Dick Trauma posted:

:getin:

https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1313434020240396289?s=20

https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1313436189924429827?s=20

First, username post combo.

Second, that implies that you... DM people with your dicklock?

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

 I know I don't trust cock carriers unless I can see the goods through display glass

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That's a mirror

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1313514364419403776

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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's a mirror
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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

 Click the first tweet for some, uh, illuminating pics. There's also an academic paper on it with this lovely line in the abstract:


quote:

The second patient, a 74-year-old male, died as a result of sepsis from injuries secondary to penoscrotal ischemia after >48 hour ring retention despite prompt removal at emergent presentation.

:stonklol:

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


 I would like to live out the rest of my life free from any ailments that include the descriptor "penoscrotal."

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Cocaine Bear posted:

Click the first tweet for some, uh, illuminating pics. There's also an academic paper on it with this lovely line in the abstract:


:stonklol:

:stonklol::hf::getin:

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Ror posted:

I would like to live out the rest of my life free from any ailments that include the descriptor "penoscrotal."
Read that as "pentecostal" at first and nodded in agreement

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A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



 People are probably MORE likely to buy those things now that they know some random person can dominate them by permanently taking away their dick.

Some men can get blackout drunk on horny

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Literally Elvis
Oct 21, 2013

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/GarbageApe/status/1313514364419403776

Fun Fact: the guy in the bunny suit with Bush is one Sean Spicer.

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
 https://twitter.com/PleaseBeGneiss/status/1313220172291870720

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

 I feel like there's some sort of design problem going on if not being able to gently caress makes you horny.

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PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

A Moose posted:

People are probably MORE likely to buy those things now that they know some random person can dominate them by permanently taking away their dick.

Some men can get blackout drunk on horny
Some people are definitely reconsidering but, yeah, there's no way you can explain the downsides without a subset of the kinky people just getting hornier and hornier at the idea. Even if you're trying to point out cases where you'd need to get something off.

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

OwlFancier posted:

I feel like there's some sort of design problem going on if not being able to gently caress makes you horny.

Absence makes the cock grow stronger.

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