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Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
https://twitter.com/ITVNewsPolitics/status/1313513445665447942?s=19

He can't even bring himself to back his deputy and oppose Hancock.

Lungboy fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Oct 6, 2020

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DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!
"You are critical of the government."

What dimension has this ITV News reporter been living in?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/BethRigby/status/1313429356111376384

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Did he put on 26lbs but it ended up on his other spreadsheet?

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


'was'

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
PM has lost 260 billion lbs.

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

PM has lost 260 billion lbs.

most of it was poo poo

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



There's nothing more irritating than an overweight person who's lost some weight and has decided everyone else can and should. gently caress off the lot of you.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
good lol

https://twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1313539744551272450

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


https://twitter.com/hdmarks/status/1313542400166555658

I would like to report a murder

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

stev posted:

There's nothing more irritating than an overweight person who's lost some weight and has decided everyone else can and should. gently caress off the lot of you.

Especially when they can afford someone to plan and shop for their meals, definitely don't cook for themselves, probably have a personal trainer, etc.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
Can't retrain if you never trained in the first place

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Haha get hosed keir

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

I lost three times that. Got down to 56kg.

Losing weight is easy compared to putting it back on as muscle.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

Losing weight is hard when food is the only thing that generates a dopamine response in the barren wasteland of my brain

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
what thef uck is the point of this oval office

https://twitter.com/ITVNewsPolitics/status/1313513445665447942?s=20

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/OliverKamm/status/1313550843057143808?s=19

Oliver Kumm saying its good that Labour are alienating the Unions.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is if you think the point of the labour party is to harm the labour movement.

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

stev posted:

There's nothing more irritating than an overweight person who's lost some weight and has decided everyone else can and should. gently caress off the lot of you.

It's not worth it. Didn't help with my insomnia, so I'm still a zombie barely holding up.

spiderbot
Oct 21, 2012



Feeling pretty good that I just quit Labour and joined Unite this week...

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

I would bet all the money I own* that this is the first time in his entire life Boris has quoted a black woman

*which is not much and might even be a negative amount if you take student loans into account

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Apparently east london just lost its water supply??

https://twitter.com/thameswater/status/1313511538028875777

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


As an alternate view, I was really fat and now I'm not and it has been a positive change

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Apparently east london just lost its water supply??

https://twitter.com/thameswater/status/1313511538028875777
Notably missing E17, maybe that's because they get steam steam.

GazChap
Dec 4, 2004

I'm hungry. Feed me.
I guess he's not about to start searching for the secrets he hides, as he'd have to start paying more in child maintenance.

ObamaAkbar.
Apr 7, 2009

DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13



Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/OliverKamm/status/1313550843057143808?s=19

Oliver Kumm saying its good that Labour are alienating the Unions.

I can’t wait until we get PR so I don’t have to vote for these useless dipshits ever again (who am I kidding FPTP is eternal)

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos
Early last year, I caught an (at that time) apocalyptically bad case of the annual flu that put me out of commission for the best part of a month. During the worst part of it, I lost over a stone because I couldn't bring myself to eat more than 300 calories per day. I think I managed to do a pretty effective trial run of moderately bad Covid.

Weightloss is easy if you count lung and muscle tissue as weight.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/drfuck_/status/1313572556394434561?s=20

"The Akehurst factor" made me giggle, as did the fact that this Heneghan creep is demanding Dr gently caress tells him his real name so he can issue legal papers.

People say Twitter is bad but actually Twitter is merely sometimes bad.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I see it, but he looks more like someone injected TWatson with the Gove factor.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

forkboy84 posted:

"The Akehurst factor" made me giggle, as did the fact that this Heneghan creep is demanding Dr gently caress tells him his real name so he can issue legal papers.

People say Twitter is bad but actually Twitter is merely sometimes bad.

lmao

https://twitter.com/drfuck_/status/1313585067776761857?s=20

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Guavanaut posted:

Notably missing E17, maybe that's because they get steam steam.

I also notice that twisto has gone surprisingly silent. Didn't he have a faulty tap somewhere in his abode?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I also notice that twisto has gone surprisingly silent. Didn't he have a faulty tap somewhere in his abode?

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I wish. I've said it before and I'll say it again - CIA, if you're reading this, I'm perfectly willing to accept cash to subtly weave defences of imperialism into a post about unconventional traction methods in early London train systems.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

OwlFancier posted:

Apparently east london just lost its water supply??

https://twitter.com/thameswater/status/1313511538028875777

I just had a lovely hot shower over in Barking :sun:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

Notably missing E17, maybe that's because they get steam steam.

Weirdly just from those postcodes I know exactly where the problem is, the old high-pressure main from the Chingford Reservoirs which feeds areas uphill to the east and isn't connected to the rest of the London Ring Main, because this happened before during the construction of the Olympic Park.

Between this and the two separate large gas main breaks in central London today I have to assume all the rain lately is causing an absolute fuckload of subsidence and just for once I can feel smug about sitting so close to the water table.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I also notice that twisto has gone surprisingly silent. Didn't he have a faulty tap somewhere in his abode?

Radiator (and then a leaking bog, unrelated). Are you suggesting I accidentally drained the entire east London water supply in an attempt to fix these things? Because that's both offensive and worryingly plausible given my ability to gently caress poo poo up.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Weirdly just from those postcodes I know exactly where the problem is, the old high-pressure main from the Chingford Reservoirs which feeds areas uphill to the east and isn't connected to the rest of the London Ring Main, because this happened before during the construction of the Olympic Park.

Between this and the two separate large gas main breaks in central London today I have to assume all the rain lately is causing an absolute fuckload of subsidence and just for once I can feel smug about sitting so close to the water table.

You say weirdly, but I wouldn't expect anything less at this point.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Weirdly would be if twisto didn't know some bizarre ephemera connected to municipal services and the upkeep of such.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

His Divine Shadow posted:

I've maintained for a while that Reagan and his legacy has killed far, far more americans than Bin Laden and his cronies ever managed.

poo poo, andrew cuomo has killed more new yorkers than mohamed atta did

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

bump_fn posted:

liam is the good one right

quote:

In 1996, Noel provided lead vocals at a performance for MTV Unplugged when Liam backed out minutes before the set was due to start. Liam claimed to have been struck down with a "sore throat", but the band later found out that Liam did not like performing acoustically.[10] Noel was further angered when Liam proceeded to heckle him from the balcony and "nurse his sore throat" with beer and cigarettes while the band performed. Just before the band were about to board a plane to the United States for an important make-or-break tour, Liam left the airport, claiming he had to find a house for his then-wife Patsy Kensit.
hahahahaha

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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Tarnop posted:

Losing weight is hard when food is the only thing that generates a dopamine response in the barren wasteland of my brain

Same tbh

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