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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
it'll be really funny when trump just tweets 'I'M GOING TO JUST STEAL THE ELECTION STOP WORRYING GUYS' at 2am when the meds start waning.

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VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

PT6A posted:

Ah yes surely it's because he's Jewish and not because he's a weird, racist evil little gnome who participates enthusiastically in every part of white supremacy short of hating Jews.

do you know who the Lincoln project people are

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313640512025513984?s=19

drat the president is PUMPED and JACKED (on steroids)

Flopsy
Mar 4, 2013


.......is...is he bragging about going after the FBI and the CIA? Like....he's actually going to try and beef with them?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

hello I am Jewish and calling Miller a weasel-y motherfucker isn't antisemitic imho. Nor is making fun of Ben Shapiro for being short as gently caress or Jared Kushner for being a horrible sociopath.

e: yeah Trump is in full-on Mental Problems From Taking the Drug with a side of Confusion and Over Excitement

Youth Decay fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Oct 7, 2020

Flopsy
Mar 4, 2013

Youth Decay posted:

hello I am Jewish and calling Miller a weasel-y motherfucker isn't antisemitic imho. Nor is making fun of Ben Shapiro for being short as gently caress or Jared Kushner for being a horrible sociopath.

A weasel, a chipmunk, and Brahms from the boy all walk into a bar....

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Flopsy posted:

.......is...is he bragging about going after the FBI and the CIA? Like....he's actually going to try and beef with them?
Would....they remove him if he pissed them off too much? Or render him a sitting duck?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Flopsy posted:

.......is...is he bragging about going after the FBI and the CIA? Like....he's actually going to try and beef with them?

He's been beefing with the NatSec establishment for four years. Why stop now during his lil' Gotterdammerung?

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Also: being short is the least (lol) of Ben Shapiro's problems. Mocking him for that is loving lazy when he's a goddamn white supremacist.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Hey guys if you are worried that calling Miller subhuman is anti-semitic you can call him what he really is: a kapo.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Madkal posted:

Hey guys if you are worried that calling Miller subhuman is anti-semitic you can call him what he really is: a kapo.

More like a capo dei capi

Flopsy
Mar 4, 2013

Huh.

https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1313645371327905792

The DPRK
Nov 18, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
Asking from the UK, is Trump gonna die or not?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

The DPRK posted:

Asking from the UK, is Trump gonna die or not?

:shrug:

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
I think it's 50-50 he dies pre election but guaranteed he dies some time after it (joke ha ha)

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



The DPRK posted:

Asking from the UK, is Trump gonna die or not?
Eventually, yes.

Do you mean directly from Covid? Unsure but if he's cranking steroids he's probably not helping himself.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The DPRK posted:

Asking from the UK, is Trump gonna die or not?

probably not but he's taking about the dumbest possible options and ensuring he's making life bad for himself for no reason other than ego.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




The DPRK posted:

Asking from the UK, is Trump gonna die or not?

Don't get your hopes up.

Flopsy
Mar 4, 2013

The DPRK posted:

Asking from the UK, is Trump gonna die or not?

If he was a sane human being I'd give it a decent 50-60 percent chance of surviving. But he's out of his loving mind so there's a decent chance he overdoses himself on the steroids or ends up overextending himself in some other stupid way.

Highbrow Slick
Jul 1, 2007

it is a fool who stays alive - but such fools are we.

Flopsy posted:

If he was a sane human being I'd give it a decent 50-60 percent chance of surviving. But he's out of his loving mind so there's a decent chance he overdoses himself on the steroids or ends up overextending himself in some other stupid way.

And then you throw Kurt Angle in the mix

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

sexpig by night posted:

If Rick Wilson hates Steven Miller it's probably because of different reasons than why a leftist Jewish person does and it's okay to say sometimes jokes are different depending on who says them

I guess Molly Jong-Fast is a race traitor or something doing a weekly podcast with him.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
We haven’t seen or heard from him since seeing his struggle to breath on the balcony. No proof of life video.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

We haven’t seen or heard from him since seeing his struggle to breath on the balcony. No proof of life video.

That's definitely him behind the tweeting, though.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

From what people are suggesting and we've seen, he is taking hella steroids to combat the inflammation in his lungs, which is why he feels so great right now. It's also like that going whole hog on steroids and leaving Walter Reed were to maintain appearances and make it look like he beat the virus over a weekend. So much like the pandemic itself, he is bullshitting in the hopes that things will just work out in the end instead of admitting he hosed up and doing what is necessary. He has been shown having difficulty breathing, and at some point the drugs aren't going to work when the virus is going buck wild in his alveoli. Whether this means he dies is up in the air. He is president, and therefore should be getting the best medical care on Earth. But he's also Trump and will do incredibly stupid poo poo like going against doctor's orders to save face. So who knows!

It's also worth noting that this isn't a simple pass/fail outcome. Boris Johnson has suffered such permanent damage that he may be retiring. So it is possible that Trump survives but is so hosed up by the virus that even he can't hide it.

The DPRK
Nov 18, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
This owns, thanks.

The DPRK
Nov 18, 2006

Lipstick Apathy
Sending my thoughts and prayers for your wet president.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

I was under the impression that he's likely to end up in a ventilator within a week. I guess not?

Flopsy
Mar 4, 2013

Grouchio posted:

I was under the impression that he's likely to end up in a ventilator within a week. I guess not?

It depends on him really. He's literally high out his mind right now and manic tweeting but we haven't seen any of him since last night.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Grouchio posted:

I was under the impression that he's likely to end up in a ventilator within a week. I guess not?

His lungs are the equivalent of a steroid-and-coke-fueled 1980s WWF wrestler*, he doesn't need no drat ventilator :911:

(*and so is his mind :v:)

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Grouchio posted:

I was under the impression that he's likely to end up in a ventilator within a week. I guess not?

He's on what I believe the medical community calls "the really good poo poo" right now and genuinely believes he's cured. I wouldn't be surprised if it was difficult to get him to even agree to run tests right now.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
yeah. trumps high as poo poo on prednisone mania, so here we go i guess.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313653514783141889

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313654133153583104

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313650640699224069

Flopsy
Mar 4, 2013

Fojar38 posted:

He's on what I believe the medical community calls "the really good poo poo" right now and genuinely believes he's cured. I wouldn't be surprised if it was difficult to get him to even agree to run tests right now.

Do any of you think they're going to be able to pry the steroids away from him after this? I mean seriously he's going to lose his poo poo entirely once withdrawal hits. I don't doubt the tantrums will be so intense they just let him have it just to shut him up.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Trump has been unhinged the whole time, but I kind of got used to it. Normalized.

This is a whole other level of wormbrains

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
hahaha jesus he's high. the president is high, on twitter. lmao.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Seriously they need to suspend his Twitter. This is unhinged, even for him.

What happens if he threatens to nuke China?

Flopsy
Mar 4, 2013

davecrazy posted:

Seriously they need to suspend his Twitter. This is unhinged, even for him.

What happens if he threatens to nuke China?

I've heard the military has actually prepared in case of this sorta thing with him. Sad actually.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Yeah, I honestly can't tell the difference between Trump's drug bender posting and his normal shitposting. He's staggeringly inarticulate normally and has a habit of manically tweeting at 3 AM, so what's the difference? Like, try to read one of his speeches as a transcript. It's loving unreadable. He doesn't finish most of his sentences.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Railing Kill posted:

Yeah, I honestly can't tell the difference between Trump's drug bender posting and his normal shitposting. He's staggeringly inarticulate normally and has a habit of manically tweeting at 3 AM, so what's the difference? Like, try to read one of his speeches as a transcript. It's loving unreadable. He doesn't finish most of his sentences.

https://twitter.com/Lisa_Matassa/status/1313645583819780097

he RTd it.

prednisone donald is way way more wierdly direct and mad/insulting than regular trump.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Maybe he'll stroke out! You can't know!

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Where were YOU, the night President Donald Trump lost what was left of his loving mind

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