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Jedit posted:I got Royal Marines Officer or prison governor, both of which are laughable to say the least. That is so me, I hate when you're forced to choose This or That because usually It Depends. Eg: do you tell a friend that shirt is hideous? Friend picks up hideous shirt in shop and hasn't paid: I grimace and say yuck. Friend disappears in shop and reappears with paid-for hideous shirt: I try to smile and say, yes that will go well with that blue scarf (which happens to cover her entire top half). Subclass 190 Skilled Nominated visa This visa lets nominated skilled workers live and work in Australia as permanent residents.
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Up with this I will not put.
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:Amongst others I got 'embalmer', 'cemetary worker' and 'road traffic accident investigator'. Hmmm.... Should have cleared your PornHub cookies before taking the test.
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I tried again and this time it suggested 'beekeeper'. "You could work at a bee yard". It's an apiary you clowns not a 'bee yard'. Hey wait, this suggestion might be onto something.
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sassassin posted:Ed Woodward good? yep I skimmed that post and thought I was in TRP for a second
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Where on earth did they get "bee yard" from?
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I tried to avoid 'it depends' answers and got 'network engineer', 'cake decorator', 'criminal intelligence analyst', 'stunt performer', and 'sexual health adviser'. Well, then.
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Private Speech posted:Completely non-politics chat but I just had some deep-fried sushi and it's pretty great, not gonna lie. For once the "deep fry everything" approach really works: Sushi Express in Kilburn and Clapham do really good tempura rolls like that.
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Oct 7, 2020 15:47
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When I tried it crashed and kicked me back out at the beginning with no advice or evidence I had even done anything.
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When I tried it it was surprisingly accurate, most of it were roles in computing, editing/translation or social work, all of which I've either done or could see myself doing. YMMV.
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It suggested "creative and media" for me, to which I thought "oh hey, that could make sense, something like game development is my ideal career" only to click on the button to show more detail and be told that I should be an actor presumably because I said I'm comfortable talking in front of people and can read well.
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NotJustANumber99 posted:When I tried it crashed and kicked me back out at the beginning with no advice or evidence I had even done anything.
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Necrothatcher posted:e: my friend got 'carnival ride operator'. oh so your friend works in government, op?
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Surprise T Rex posted:It suggested "creative and media" for me, to which I thought "oh hey, that could make sense, something like game development is my ideal career" only to click on the button to show more detail and be told that I should be an actor presumably because I said I'm comfortable talking in front of people and can read well. I said I wasn't comfortable talking in front of other people and it suggested I should also be an actor, so it must just be your ability to read
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:That is so me, I hate when you're forced to choose This or That because usually It Depends. "I make decisions quickly" > It Depends Edit: "It Depends" was the much less successful sequel to "It Follows" about sexually transmitted indecision. Strom Cuzewon fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Oct 7, 2020 |
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You can very quickly decide the conditionality of your response.
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Does it ever suggest you be a politician, landlord or business owner?
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Private Speech posted:Does it ever suggest you be a politician, landlord or business owner? I suggests a career in journalism, yes.
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Private Speech posted:Does it ever suggest you be a politician, landlord or business owner? I said I liked to order other people around and take control of situations and disliked literally everything else and it said it couldn't find me any job. Perhaps if there was a free text entry box where I could say I went to Eton it would offer politician.
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OwlFancier posted:Where on earth did they get "bee yard" from? 
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Strom Cuzewon posted:"I make decisions quickly" Very quick decision: at 16:50 on Friday evening (because why do all disasters in the making take place after 4pm on a Friday afternoon?) that your clerical officer sent the WRONG ADDRESS to BT to rip out the private wire for a fire alarm and BT, instead of their usual few weeks to take action actually sprang into action the very same day and ripped out the fire alarm wire for a warehouse fully stocked with electronic equipment leaving it unprotected. By 17:00 decision taken by self and manager of guarding division to supply 24 hour guards over the whole weekend at our expense and first 2 guards dispatched to site. Very slow decision: given that I no longer have the wall space to hang more than 1/3 of my artwork collection, which painting shall I hang and where... 10 months and counting. (And the decision to actually knock nails into the wall.. OMG .. years). So, It Depends! Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Oct 7, 2020 |
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I got RSPCA inspector, which is great if you want the death rate of animal hurters to explode.
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knox_harrington / Failed Imagineer pls confirm/deny whether this is worth a go
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The job advice thing gave me computer toucher type things, with one of those being a Database Admin. I have just started an OU degree in Data Science which is sort of adjacent. So there's that.
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Necrothatcher posted:I tried again and this time it suggested 'beekeeper'. If you work hard enough, one day you could be Head Bee Guy. I got actor, which is not fair, it's a myth that us backstage types are all failed actors 
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Why is Starmer making his big public stand against the government over 10pm pub closing time? Like, it is a bit silly and there probably isn't much evidence for it helping but is it really the crucial policy issue Labour draws the line at?
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peanut- posted:Why is Starmer making his big public stand against the government over 10pm pub closing time? I expect he's harking back to the days of "beer and sandwiches in No. 10" as a way to appeal to the former labour voters of the Red Wall. (I mean by prioritising the getting or otherwise of beer. Surprised he's not also asking to bring back smoking in pubs. Remembering the first time I went to an EEPTU meeting as union rep in a smokey basement in London somewhere, the handful of old blokes looked at this 23 year old female with some shock.)
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Oct 7, 2020 16:47
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Keir loves a frosty pint of beered drink at his local public house or 'pub' as its known by those with the knowledge
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the sex ghost posted:Keir loves a frosty pint of beered drink at his local public house or 'pub' as its known by those with the knowledge His local is my local and I have seen him in there to be fair, seems to be more of a real ale man.
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It's weird the amount of care people have about pubs, I think I've been in about a half dozen times in my life and two of them were during the last election campaign for meetings.
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peanut- posted:Why is Starmer making his big public stand against the government over 10pm pub closing time? It's the fact that Boris plucked it out of thin air, so it allows Keir to show he's making it up as he's going along.
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Necrothatcher posted:It's cool and good that the government's career advice is literally a buzzfeed quiz. Can they tell me which harry potter house I'm in next? At least Buzzfeed quizzes are 10 questions rather than 50. Anyway, I got Social Care & then they narrowed it down to Sexual health adviser which is not a terrible job at all but I'm not sure I'm really the right person to do it.
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I'm just watching the PMQ "highlights" because I'm a masochist and Starmer has done such a massive own goal. He made this big song and dance about "why doesn't the government tell us the reasons why they're doing dumb rules" (not, notably, get rid of the rule. The closest he came to that was "review the rule"), and Boris can just get up and say "well you supported us in everything we did. Why are you now saying you disagree? Is it for politics hmmm?" Just, giving the Tories an easy out every single time. What a waste of space and oxygen.
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love to recommend jobs which are literally impossible to get without at least 2 of natural talent/qualifications/experience in the field
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OwlFancier posted:It's weird the amount of care people have about pubs, I think I've been in about a half dozen times in my life and two of them were during the last election campaign for meetings. No your weird.
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Guavanaut posted:knox_harrington / Failed Imagineer pls confirm/deny whether this is worth a go This is the one simple trick that BigPharma doesn't want you to learn about
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I got construction plant engineer and trading standards officer on that quiz. I'm incredibly interested to see how that one was processed.
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OwlFancier posted:It's weird the amount of care people have about pubs, I think I've been in about a half dozen times in my life and two of them were during the last election campaign for meetings. It's nice to eat and drink with friends, but if alcohol isn't your thing not going's a healthier choice Obviously don't go while there's a plague on
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I guess "with friends" is the obvious absence in my life though I'd much rather go somewhere with better food if I'm going with other people. Or just to the beach and get a chippy and eat it while fending off gulls and gale force winds LIKE IS PROPER. Pubs always seem like dead grim places.
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I got computing (fair call, I've been doing that for money for a quarter century) but only after construction and trades (no, I dont think I'd make a good bricky)
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