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https://twitch.tv/usarmyesports https://recruiting.army.mil/army_esports/ the official website of the US Army posted:The United States Army eSports Team is a competition team of the U.S. Army. Its members are drawn from the Regular Army and Army Reserves. |
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Drop and give me twenty, you maggot!!!!!!!! (furiously mashes A button)
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:46 |
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This legendary tweet has been deleted, unfortunately. But it lives on in our hearts.
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:47 |
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can someone post the og screenshot for the “press f to pay respects”? I’m on my phone
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:49 |
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nut posted:can someone post the og screenshot for the press f to pay respects? Im on my phone
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:52 |
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peeking out from the trenches at my enemies wondering how I’m ever gonna get close enough to jump on one of their heads
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:57 |
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https://twitter.com/slasher/status/1294369144176074752 Glad to see we soldiers are making a difference, together ✨💞✨ (◕ω◕✿) ✨💞✨
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:57 |
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nut posted:peeking out from the trenches at my enemies wondering how I’m ever gonna get close enough to jump on one of their heads
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:58 |
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Hoo ha!
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 03:06 |
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"Sarge, it's a right charlie foxtrot here, enemy is using wall-hacks *interference noise* over"
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 03:27 |
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This is my controller. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My controller is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my controller is useless. Without my controller, I am useless. I must aim my controller true. I must mash buttons faster than my enemy who is trying to frag me. I must complete my QTA before he completes his. I will ... My controller and I know that what counts in-game is not the joysticks we aim, the resolution of our display, nor the microtransactions we make. We know that it is the frags that count. We will frag ... My controller is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its embedded LED lights and its collectible limited editions. I will keep my controller clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ... Before God, I swear this creed. My controller and I are the defenders of my server. We are the gankers of our enemy. We are the saviors of my KD ratio. So be it, until victory is Counterterrorists' and there is no enemy, but lag! |
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sk posted:This is my controller. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 04:06 |
blaise rascal posted:https://twitter.com/slasher/status/1294369144176074752 the kids are alright
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 04:37 |
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I came here to play the hit free multiplayer game america's army and chew bubble gum, and my CO says I'm not allowed to chew bubble gum
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 04:48 |
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Hold position and wait for my command. Before that, do not move! I'm out of GFUEL and need to restock! Stay frosty, soldiers! |
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powered by gfuel, survives off of soylent |
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Macnult posted:powered by gfuel, survives off of soylent A lean, mean, Soylent drinking machine! Hooha! |
# ? Oct 7, 2020 09:12 |
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EXECUTEable file
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 10:32 |
lol this thread
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 13:35 |
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"Lieutenant! Sir! We are sustaining heavy losses at the hands of The Michigan State Esports Team. No matter how we counter pick, they always seem to have a comp that is advantaged against ours! If only we had more ergonomic keyboards..." "It is not a matter of keyboards. Look at this vod! Do you not see this reaper ult? Utter garbage! In fact, ALL our ults were bullshit." "But sir..." "They won because they played better than us. Because they were better than us. Never forget this day. Let it light a fire under you."
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 15:26 |
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War is Elo Hell
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 15:27 |
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Semper (Wi) Fi
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 15:54 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Semper (Wi) Fi |
# ? Oct 7, 2020 16:21 |
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Q: How are you a fit for the US Army E-sports Team? A: i know all the ranks of command 1. chief 2. master chief |
# ? Oct 7, 2020 16:33 |
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khe sahn? never heard of it. but i lost two buddies at lo ping
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 16:55 |
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buying the bone spurs dlc to avoid getting drafted
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 17:35 |
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Dragging my opponent to The Hague to stand trial for using hacks. |
# ? Oct 7, 2020 17:46 |
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console or pc? hmm sir we operate on a dont ask don't tell policy
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 18:07 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Dragging my opponent to The Hague to stand trial for using hacks. your excellency, i was only following orders. disobeying my commander would have led to a ban from the server without a court martial |
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Diorama posted:khe sahn? never heard of it. but i lost two buddies at lo ping
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 18:18 |
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my lead officer making the mario pipe sounds whenever we go into the trenches so that we'll stop crying
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 18:18 |
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If I should go afk, think only this of me: That there’s some corner of a foreign server That is for ever [GN>]|Darkkn1ght420.
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 18:19 |
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*while getting shelled* poggers
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# ? Oct 7, 2020 18:21 |
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nut posted:my lead officer making the mario pipe sounds whenever we go into the trenches so that we'll stop crying |
# ? Oct 7, 2020 19:21 |
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worn down and finally relenting to the wife's constant requests to be filmed for 'Real Dependa's of the US Army Esports Team' *sigh* only on Bravo.
Riotgrrill fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Oct 8, 2020 |
# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:46 |
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if i die in a combat zone just wait for the respawn clock to hit zero
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:48 |
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[staring out into the ocean] lord, if you’re listening, keep watch over my husband during this terrible, terrible LAN party |
# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:18 |
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me: wanna try for a trade? i can flash you in soldier: a what? me: i’ll flash, you entry, and worst case scenario we still make the trade soldier: trade.. my life? me: only if you miss |
# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:21 |
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teamkilling my captain for the exp and the extra loot crate
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*loading rounds into the magazine of my steve ballmer ahegao patterned M-15 that I got in a lootbox* 762 millimetre.. full. metal. jacket.
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