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blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

https://twitch.tv/usarmyesports

https://recruiting.army.mil/army_esports/

the official website of the US Army posted:

The United States Army eSports Team is a competition team of the U.S. Army. Its members are drawn from the Regular Army and Army Reserves.
This team will be part of the Marketing and Engagement Brigade based at Fort Knox. They will operate much like the Golden Knights and the Army Marksmanship Unit to create awareness about the Army and the opportunities it provides.
...
The outreach team members will receive the same pay and benefits as other Soldiers of equal rank across the Army. All expenses associated with certifications, competitions and other requirements of the job will be paid by the Army.

# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:45

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 04:58

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Drop and give me twenty, you maggot!!!!!!!!

(furiously mashes A button)

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:46

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

This legendary tweet has been deleted, unfortunately. But it lives on in our hearts.

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:47

nut

can someone post the og screenshot for the �press f to pay respects�? I�m on my phone

# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:49

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

nut posted:

can someone post the og screenshot for the “press f to pay respects”? I’m on my phone

I am glad to aid a fellow soldier in need!

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:52

nut

peeking out from the trenches at my enemies wondering how I�m ever gonna get close enough to jump on one of their heads

# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:57

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

https://twitter.com/slasher/status/1294369144176074752
Glad to see we soldiers are making a difference, together ✨💞✨ (◕ω◕✿) ✨💞✨

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:57

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

nut posted:

peeking out from the trenches at my enemies wondering how I�m ever gonna get close enough to jump on one of their heads

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 7, 2020 02:58

Escape From Noise

Hoo ha!

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 7, 2020 03:06

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

"Sarge, it's a right charlie foxtrot here, enemy is using wall-hacks *interference noise* over"

_{Thanks to Heather Papps for sweet sig, click for more hot lady action}

_{sigs by luvcow and Khanstant.

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# ? Oct 7, 2020 03:27

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

This is my controller. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My controller is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my controller is useless. Without my controller, I am useless. I must aim my controller true. I must mash buttons faster than my enemy who is trying to frag me. I must complete my QTA before he completes his. I will ...

My controller and I know that what counts in-game is not the joysticks we aim, the resolution of our display, nor the microtransactions we make. We know that it is the frags that count. We will frag ...

My controller is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its embedded LED lights and its collectible limited editions. I will keep my controller clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My controller and I are the defenders of my server. We are the gankers of our enemy. We are the saviors of my KD ratio.
So be it, until victory is Counterterrorists' and there is no enemy, but lag!

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Oct 7, 2020 04:02

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

sk posted:

This is my controller. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My controller is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

Without me, my controller is useless. Without my controller, I am useless. I must aim my controller true. I must mash buttons faster than my enemy who is trying to frag me. I must complete my QTA before he completes his. I will ...

My controller and I know that what counts in-game is not the joysticks we aim, the resolution of our display, nor the microtransactions we make. We know that it is the frags that count. We will frag ...

My controller is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its embedded LED lights and its collectible limited editions. I will keep my controller clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

Before God, I swear this creed. My controller and I are the defenders of my server. We are the gankers of our enemy. We are the saviors of my KD ratio.
So be it, until victory is Counterterrorists' and there is no enemy, but lag!

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 7, 2020 04:06

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

blaise rascal posted:

https://twitter.com/slasher/status/1294369144176074752
Glad to see we soldiers are making a difference, together ✨💞✨ (◕ω◕✿) ✨💞✨

the kids are alright

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Oct 7, 2020 04:37

alnilam

I came here to play the hit free multiplayer game america's army and chew bubble gum, and my CO says I'm not allowed to chew bubble gum

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Oct 7, 2020 04:48

Escape From Noise

Hold position and wait for my command. Before that, do not move! I'm out of GFUEL and need to restock! Stay frosty, soldiers!

# ? Oct 7, 2020 07:12

Macnult

# ? Oct 7, 2020 07:53

Escape From Noise

Macnult posted:

powered by gfuel, survives off of soylent

A lean, mean, Soylent drinking machine! Hooha!

# ? Oct 7, 2020 09:12

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

EXECUTEable file

# ? Oct 7, 2020 10:32

take the moon: by sebmojo

lol this thread

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Oct 7, 2020 13:35

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

"Lieutenant! Sir! We are sustaining heavy losses at the hands of The Michigan State Esports Team. No matter how we counter pick, they always seem to have a comp that is advantaged against ours! If only we had more ergonomic keyboards..."

"It is not a matter of keyboards. Look at this vod! Do you not see this reaper ult? Utter garbage! In fact, ALL our ults were bullshit."

"But sir..."

"They won because they played better than us. Because they were better than us. Never forget this day. Let it light a fire under you."

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 7, 2020 15:26

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

War is Elo Hell :911:

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 7, 2020 15:27

Escape From Noise

Semper (Wi) Fi

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 7, 2020 15:54

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Semper (Wi) Fi

# ? Oct 7, 2020 16:21

FutonForensic

Q: How are you a fit for the US Army E-sports Team?

A: i know all the ranks of command
1. chief
2. master chief

# ? Oct 7, 2020 16:33

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

khe sahn? never heard of it. but i lost two buddies at lo ping

# ? Oct 7, 2020 16:55

nut

buying the bone spurs dlc to avoid getting drafted

# ? Oct 7, 2020 17:35

Escape From Noise

Dragging my opponent to The Hague to stand trial for using hacks.

# ? Oct 7, 2020 17:46

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

console or pc?

hmm sir we operate on a dont ask don't tell policy

# ? Oct 7, 2020 18:07

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Dragging my opponent to The Hague to stand trial for using hacks.

your excellency, i was only following orders. disobeying my commander would have led to a ban from the server without a court martial

# ? Oct 7, 2020 18:15

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Diorama posted:

khe sahn? never heard of it. but i lost two buddies at lo ping

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Oct 7, 2020 18:18

nut

my lead officer making the mario pipe sounds whenever we go into the trenches so that we'll stop crying

# ? Oct 7, 2020 18:18

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

If I should go afk, think only this of me:
That there�s some corner of a foreign server
That is for ever [GN>]|Darkkn1ght420.

# ? Oct 7, 2020 18:19

nut

*while getting shelled* poggers

# ? Oct 7, 2020 18:21

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

my lead officer making the mario pipe sounds whenever we go into the trenches so that we'll stop crying

# ? Oct 7, 2020 19:21

Riotgrrill

worn down and finally relenting to the wife's constant requests to be filmed for 'Real Dependa's of the US Army Esports Team' *sigh* only on Bravo.

Riotgrrill fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Oct 8, 2020

# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:46

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

if i die in a combat zone

just wait for the respawn clock to hit zero

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:48

Macnult

[staring out into the ocean]
lord, if you�re listening, keep watch over my husband during this terrible, terrible LAN party

# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:18

Macnult

me: wanna try for a trade? i can flash you in

soldier: a what?

me: i�ll flash, you entry, and worst case scenario we still make the trade

soldier: trade.. my life?

me: only if you miss

# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:21

nut

teamkilling my captain for the exp and the extra loot crate

# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:28

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 04:58

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

*loading rounds into the magazine of my steve ballmer ahegao patterned M-15 that I got in a lootbox*

762 millimetre.. full. metal. jacket.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:37

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