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What in tarnation!
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 00:55 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 03:03 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Twat in tarnation!
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 01:19 |
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 01:20 |
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I clicked the account that posted that tweet out of curiosity and it's got a big ol' dick as a pinned tweet, just fyi if anyone's at work and thought of doing the same thing.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 01:34 |
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Shame Boy posted:I clicked the account that posted that tweet out of curiosity and it's got a big ol' dick as a pinned tweet, just fyi if anyone's at work and thought of doing the same thing. Well I wasn't going to but you convinced me
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 01:40 |
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hoo boy
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 01:46 |
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Shame Boy posted:I clicked the account that posted that tweet out of curiosity and it's got a big ol' dick as a pinned tweet, just fyi if anyone's at work and thought of doing the same thing. Anime avatar, you should have known better
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 02:32 |
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Imagine thinking that's better than the default model lol
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 02:53 |
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huoh god jesus gently caress I remember installing FakeFactory in like 2008 and it was weird as poo poo back then, good to know it's continued firmly into windowlicker territory
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:00 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:true, but computers are masters at malicious compliance I’m stealing this
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:11 |
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Spatial posted:i've worked on several issues in the last few years which were estimated at 3-5 days but wound up taking over 3 months each What's it like to work on Star Citizen?
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:38 |
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Antonymous posted:what are points in the computer toucher world Bullshit. They're pure, unadulterated bullshit. Capital wants to know how to most efficiently exploit labor, so they latch onto any psuedo-scientific sounding crap that promises to give them numbers to look at. Agile methodology is that. The idea is that you have sprints (defined chunks of time like two weeks or whatever) that your team does stuff in, and the team has a certain amount it's possible to do in that time. Theoretically, that's measured in points, so you estimate how much stuff you'll be able to fit in the sprint by how many points your team has available, and how many each thing will be to do. However, you get into a few problems here. First, nobody knows what a point is. Is it a measurement of time? If so, how much time per point? Or is it a measure of difficulty or effort? Who knows? But you'd better get the number right. Which brings me to the second problem: everybody sucks at estimating. Sometimes you get things right, based on whichever definition of a "point" you're using (which is hopefully in the same universe as the definitions used by other people where you are). But sometimes you're laughably off, like the three-days-turning-into-three-months thing (or the opposite). And then you have people making timelines off of what are effectively guesses pulled out of somebody's rear end that get set in stone as The Delivery Date Which Shall Be Met. In case you can't tell, I'm not much of a fan. Maybe it works somewhere, but I've never seen it.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 03:53 |
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T-man posted:Desperately, weepingly looking up epistemology texts to justify the creepy Ellen page e-sexdoll, yelling "generic body model" as my mom walks in and does a deepfake of a child she could have been proud of David Cageposting Kreeblah posted:Bullshit. They're pure, unadulterated bullshit. So much about software development is explained by management desperately trying to justify their paychecks while seething at the programmers who have actual skills which can't be easily replaced
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 04:07 |
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Zeppelin Insanity posted:At company, we believe that human capital is our most important resource I write with tears of empathy welling up in my eyes It's titled Human Resources
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 04:13 |
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Kreeblah posted:In case you can't tell, I'm not much of a fan. Maybe it works somewhere, but I've never seen it. Working in sprints does mostly work, as long as you use them like "this is what we will be working on for the next three weeks, you will have to wait until the next sprint for any new/ad-hoc tasks", and forget about points and all that other poo poo. Use only the parts of agile* that are actually beneficial. Let the developers focus and don't bother them with distracting minor poo poo all the time. * Ironically one of the most rigid and stiff development methods ever invented.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 07:49 |
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The only time I've seen Agile 'work' is when I worked with this very charismatic argentino in a team where the manager was the client's forcibly promoted tech who wanted to get back to coding. The Argentinian and me made a tag team - he fixed up stuff requiring contact with management or other teams with his charisma/political cunning and I handled the extremely technical stuff with my tech skill. So we had two de facto leaders in the team who handled setting goals and designs, which we agreed upon with the rest of the team with their full participation, then got the manager on the hook by integrating him back into coding in return for him covering our rear end. Naturally we covered for our people whenever possible, let them make up metrics on their own post factum (giving us the best scores in the reviews by the client's 'Agilist' yes that's how he called himself) and just left them in peace. We turned to one planning a sprint and if you needed more you just booked the people you wanted to talk for a meeting. This lasted for like 6 months during which we were so effective at fulfilling stated goals some of the team members moved to 4 day weeks, some to 5 hour workdays, some to full whf etc. One member we covered an impromptu 'paternal leave' for. We had people asking to join us for stress relief lmfao. Lo and behold it turned out workers in a respectful arrangement self managed beautifully, and things were done either on time or with minimal delays, and always with excellent quality. Then our consulting company got a friend of the CEO in charge of our team and he didn't like the wages of people in my office, wanting to drive them down for cost effectiveness. He made our working conditions worse than before the anarchistic experiment we ran and drove basically everyone to quit. The client we consulted for bankrupted during the pandemic dex_sda has issued a correction as of 08:56 on Oct 8, 2020 |
# ? Oct 8, 2020 08:53 |
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And it's always the fault of the workers, too. Never the idiot manager who ruined everything; the workers were just too overpaid / underproductive / not completely subservient and that's clearly why things failed, not because they hosed with something that was working fine and ruined it. (Only to move on to the next and do the same thing there.)
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 08:59 |
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Zamujasa posted:And it's always the fault of the workers, too. Never the idiot manager who ruined everything; the workers were just too overpaid / underproductive / not completely subservient and that's clearly why things failed, not because they hosed with something that was working fine and ruined it. management cannot fail, it can only be failed.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 09:03 |
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Also funny story about the 'agilist' wanker. This fucker was paid like 200k usd a year to review the agile process of all the teams the client had. And we consistently saw a few teams beat us in his reviews - this was about the time me and the argentinian were starting to have a mandate from our team to be de facto leaders. He found out that the best scored team was using 'story points' to denote literal hours. So we just multiplied our own story points by 10 and suddenly we were doing great! Then when we started faking the metrics completely so we had a nearly perfect burndown we rocketed to the most agile team tm. The motherfucker was getting paid 200k to run a script once a month and rank teams, I'm convinced, rating the story points and the consistency between sprints. He would also sometimes join a sprint planning of the team his script said was bad. People got fired on that fucker's recommendations.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 09:17 |
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mba's are just one giant international grift
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 09:32 |
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Suspicious posted:mba's are just one giant international grift This is literally the first post I've understood itt in pages. For sure.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 09:39 |
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 10:26 |
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Looking forward to more governments embracing antinatalism tbh
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 10:55 |
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Suspicious posted:mba's are just one giant international grift It's a signifier of class affiliation. For your MBA to matter, you have to go to a "good" school. If you went to a good school, that means you paid a lot of money. That means you are rich. Therefore, it is ok to give you free money.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 11:21 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:David Cageposting I touched on this a bit earlier in the thread, but there's a really great essay (that eventually the author re-visited and published as a full-fledged novel by the same title) called On the Phenomenon of Bullshit Jobs. It's got some gems in it: quote:This is a profound psychological violence here. How can one even begin to speak of dignity in labour when one secretly feels one's job should not exist? How can it not create a sense of deep rage and resentment. Yet it is the peculiar genius of our society that its rulers have figured out a way, as in the case of the fish-fryers, to ensure that rage is directed precisely against those who actually do get to do meaningful work. For instance: in our society, there seems a general rule that, the more obviously one's work benefits other people, the less one is likely to be paid for it. Again, an objective measure is hard to find, but one easy way to get a sense is to ask: what would happen were this entire class of people to simply disappear? Say what you like about nurses, garbage collectors, or mechanics, it's obvious that were they to vanish in a puff of smoke, the results would be immediate and catastrophic. A world without teachers or dock-workers would soon be in trouble, and even one without science fiction writers or ska musicians would clearly be a lesser place. It's not entirely clear how humanity would suffer were all private equity CEOs, lobbyists, PR researchers, actuaries, telemarketers, bailiffs or legal consultants to similarly vanish. (Many suspect it might markedly improve.) Yet apart from a handful of well-touted exceptions (doctors), the rule holds surprisingly well. You can find the full essay here: https://www.strike.coop/bullshit-jobs/
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 15:28 |
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dex_sda posted:Also funny story about the 'agilist' wanker. This fucker was paid like 200k usd a year to review the agile process of all the teams the client had. And we consistently saw a few teams beat us in his reviews - this was about the time me and the argentinian were starting to have a mandate from our team to be de facto leaders. He found out that the best scored team was using 'story points' to denote literal hours. So we just multiplied our own story points by 10 and suddenly we were doing great! Then when we started faking the metrics completely so we had a nearly perfect burndown we rocketed to the most agile team tm. a fairly large ecomm i worked for once paid an outside consultant like 300k to run a accessibility audit and what they got back was the one built into chrome with worse suggestions than the two inhouse ui/ux guys were suggesting for months prior or that our team would run monthly for our own amusement. god i love grift. wish i had the stomach for it
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 15:32 |
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Giga Gaia posted:a fairly large ecomm i worked for once paid an outside consultant like 300k to run a accessibility audit and what they got back was the one built into chrome with worse suggestions than the two inhouse ui/ux guys were suggesting for months prior or that our team would run monthly for our own amusement. god i love grift. wish i had the stomach for it I feel like one of the easiest ways to make money these days is to call yourself a wellbeing consultant and run workshops teaching stressed employees that actually thinking positive thoughts and talking to colleagues only about positive things will help their stress more than changing the conditions of their work. I think pretty much every company budgets a decent amount for "employee wellbeing" these days and it's basically just free money sitting there for the taking.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:16 |
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bike tory posted:I feel like one of the easiest ways to make money these days is to call yourself a wellbeing consultant and run workshops teaching stressed employees that actually thinking positive thoughts and talking to colleagues only about positive things will help their stress more than changing the conditions of their work. I think pretty much every company budgets a decent amount for "employee wellbeing" these days and it's basically just free money sitting there for the taking. i mean if you're white collar labor aristocraty maybe, i ain't never got no meditation bullshit stealth communist employee wellbeing consultant who starts with woo about ~dialectics~ until the bosses leave to eat children's hearts at which point you start unionizing
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:26 |
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I mean if you want to actually do some good with the money maybe, but I thought we were talking grifts
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:29 |
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bike tory posted:I feel like one of the easiest ways to make money these days is to call yourself a wellbeing consultant and run workshops teaching stressed employees that actually thinking positive thoughts and talking to colleagues only about positive things will help their stress more than changing the conditions of their work. I think pretty much every company budgets a decent amount for "employee wellbeing" these days and it's basically just free money sitting there for the taking. "Toxic positivity" has come up a couple of times on AskAManager, and it is super loving frustrating. Just burying all concerns behind a façade of "we don't like negativity here."
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:16 |
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I think my bosses realize I want to leave because I just got another raise and it's not raise time. I mean I'm okay with making a whole like 30 cents an hour more but it was hard enough to find a new job that matched my $16/hr rate and they've given me an extra dollar since 2019
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:38 |
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That just made me look up our national minimum wage and it's $19.84. Not ominous at all.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:58 |
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Len posted:I think my bosses realize I want to leave because I just got another raise and it's not raise time. I mean I'm okay with making a whole like 30 cents an hour more but it was hard enough to find a new job that matched my $16/hr rate and they've given me an extra dollar since 2019 fwiw if you have a post office processing plant near you they’re basically always hiring and it starts at $16.55
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 23:08 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCzwoMDgF_I
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 23:09 |
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Fame Douglas posted:They simply did it this way because it was the least amount of work. how do youuuuuuu know
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# ? Oct 9, 2020 00:00 |
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https://twitter.com/Yelp/status/1314197512333529088
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# ? Oct 9, 2020 03:11 |
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How long until chuds start searching for the alert before going out to eat?
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# ? Oct 9, 2020 03:17 |
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T-man posted:How long until chuds start searching for the alert before going out to eat? Restaurants are already planning on how to make the news to get the alert
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# ? Oct 9, 2020 03:19 |
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fiverr full of minorities offering to get yelled at in a restaurant according to a script to make the place get the right publicity
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# ? Oct 9, 2020 03:40 |
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Will be the weeping SJW gender studies major on your right wing "debate" youtube for two ounces of dank weed
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