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doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Skwirl posted:

I am gonna say Floyd Mayweather could absolutely knock the poo poo out of any of us in less than two seconds.

Sure, but you could've just used Francis Ngannou.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 12:58

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# ? May 26, 2024 12:19

i own every Bionicle: Oct 23, 2005; cstm ttle? kthxbye

https://twitter.com/iamnerdishare/status/1313776663277170688?s=21

Sound not required

i own every Bionicle has a new favorite as of 14:08 on Oct 8, 2020

# ? Oct 8, 2020 13:47

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

I would merely ask Floyd Mayweather to read the nearest piece of publicly visible printed matter and then heel hook him while he was sounding out the letters

# ? Oct 8, 2020 14:17

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

CommonShore posted:

I would merely ask Floyd Mayweather to read the nearest piece of publicly visible printed matter and then heel hook him while he was sounding out the letters

lmao. That's the great thing about him! You can insult him as much as you want as long as you don't say it out loud.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 14:21

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/MikePenceFly___/status/1314035218982920192?s=20

Fly account would be funny if every online-poisoned weirdo didn't decide to make one for free clout

https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1314035971139293184

# ? Oct 8, 2020 14:31

Trevor Hale: Dec 8, 2008; What have I become, my Swedish friend?

projecthalaxy posted:

lmao. That's the great thing about him! You can insult him as much as you want as long as you don't say it out loud.

I�m sorry. This scenario only makes sense if both of us in the bar are Floyd Mayweather�s girlfriends

# ? Oct 8, 2020 14:52

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Mak0rz posted:

Fly account would be funny if every online-poisoned weirdo didn't decide to make one for free clout

https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1314035971139293184

Eh. Let people have a little fun, the world�s about the die.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 15:00

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Captain Monkey posted:

Eh. Let people have a little fun, the world’s about the die.

You're right, but I also assume you missed the three replies, each filled with as many Pence fly accounts as that one.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 15:11

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

This is your weekly reminder that the world has a different opinion about it dying and all of North America dying, real or culturally, than most Americans do.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 15:13

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/GinaGoesOutside/status/1314212310630580228?s=20

# ? Oct 8, 2020 15:49

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/annasproul/status/1313992583136325632

https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1314127569017475072

# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:01

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/annasproul/status/1313992583136325632

this happened to me once

i had gotten really high, cosmically high, and decided to walk to the store to get ice cream. it was around twilight. as i'm walking there's this dude across the street in his yard looking at the sky. he sees me and yells "hey! yo! wanna see something cool? cmere!" and i'm like, eh, what the hell, worst thing i can see is his dick. so i go over and he points at the sky and just says watch there and starts counting down from 25, looking from his phone to the sky. a bright light appears and fades off over the span of a few seconds, it was the reflection of the sun off a passing satellite's solar panels. made my night. thanks random space nerd neighbor

# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:06

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Mak0rz posted:

You're right, but I also assume you missed the three replies, each filled with as many Pence fly accounts as that one.

I did not, that does make it a lot more annoying.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Inceltown posted:

I use my epipen.

You roll a one. Now Floyd isn't having an allergic reaction

# ? Oct 8, 2020 17:13

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/aubreyhirsch/status/1314207260298506241

# ? Oct 8, 2020 17:40

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/GinaGoesOutside/status/1314212310630580228?s=20

This poo poo boils my blood rn as my SO and multiple friends across the drat world are stuck quarantining and having to listen to some entitled jackass do heavy construction all day while they do their own work. You would really think there would be some way to stop them short of "break their drat arms and legs" but there's no reasoning.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:01

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/HawkDanny/status/1313885391049699328?s=20

So the game is "spin the bottle, whoever it points at has to grab an egg and throw it at one of the people running away".

This whole thread of folk games from tiktok is honestly pretty good.

Top shelf thread right here. :5:

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:03

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/annasproul/status/1313992583136325632

https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1314127569017475072

I could see The NY Times running the text as an actual article

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:15

sephiRoth IRA: Jun 13, 2007; "Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

I don't get the toaster one, what am I missing

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:17

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/annasproul/status/1313992583136325632

A walk I take regularly is along a cliffside overlooking the Irish Sea and sometimes I see dolphins. Every single time, I spend the next few minutes of my walk hoping I'll run into families with kids because I really really want to tell the kids that if they LOOK OVER THERE RIGHT NOW they will see some dolphins. I'm too shy to tell random adults, but I can deal with kids. It's great because people don't expect to see random wild dolphins around here and kids are especially excited because most have never seen one before ever :3:

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:18

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

luxury handset posted:

this happened to me once

i had gotten really high, cosmically high, and decided to walk to the store to get ice cream. it was around twilight. as i'm walking there's this dude across the street in his yard looking at the sky. he sees me and yells "hey! yo! wanna see something cool? cmere!" and i'm like, eh, what the hell, worst thing i can see is his dick. so i go over and he points at the sky and just says watch there and starts counting down from 25, looking from his phone to the sky. a bright light appears and fades off over the span of a few seconds, it was the reflection of the sun off a passing satellite's solar panels. made my night. thanks random space nerd neighbor

One Halloween we had the idea of taking my big old Dobsonian telescope out to the sidewalk (along with the big bowl of candy, of course) and letting all the kids going by have a look at the Moon. Unfortunately it turns out kids don't really trick-or-treat after dark anymore, so barely anyone came along. :smith:

But a year or two later I went along on an observing camping trip, and quite by chance there was an entire cub scout troop camped right next door. So they all got to look through a bunch of scopes and binoculars at planets and galaxies and nebulae, all narrated by us amateur astronomers gesturing at the sky with our green laser pointers. :unsmith:

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:37

Parallelwoody: Apr 10, 2008

That rules.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:49

A Moose: Oct 22, 2009

Powered Descent posted:

One Halloween we had the idea of taking my big old Dobsonian telescope out to the sidewalk (along with the big bowl of candy, of course) and letting all the kids going by have a look at the Moon. Unfortunately it turns out kids don't really trick-or-treat after dark anymore, so barely anyone came along.

But a year or two later I went along on an observing camping trip, and quite by chance there was an entire cub scout troop camped right next door. So they all got to look through a bunch of scopes and binoculars at planets and galaxies and nebulae, all narrated by us amateur astronomers gesturing at the sky with our green laser pointers.

when I was a kid, (around 6 or 7 I think) there was a planetarium near me that my parents used to bring me to and they had what they called "star parties" that were literally just that. Once a month, all these amateur astronomers set up in the parking lot with their telescopes pointed at different things, and we'd come with a thermos of hot chocolate and just look at all the cool things that were visible. It was super cool

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:51

Killingyouguy!: Sep 8, 2014

Powered Descent posted:

But a year or two later I went along on an observing camping trip, and quite by chance there was an entire cub scout troop camped right next door. So they all got to look through a bunch of scopes and binoculars at planets and galaxies and nebulae, all narrated by us amateur astronomers gesturing at the sky with our green laser pointers.

This is extremely heartwarming, thank you

And I'm sorry about your lame neighbourhood where kids don't trick or treat properly

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:53

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/Carnage4Life/status/1314127569017475072

This one's good.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:53

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Powered Descent posted:

But a year or two later I went along on an observing camping trip, and quite by chance there was an entire cub scout troop camped right next door. So they all got to look through a bunch of scopes and binoculars at planets and galaxies and nebulae, all narrated by us amateur astronomers gesturing at the sky with our green laser pointers.

This is lovely!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:54

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Powered Descent posted:

One Halloween we had the idea of taking my big old Dobsonian telescope out to the sidewalk (along with the big bowl of candy, of course) and letting all the kids going by have a look at the Moon. Unfortunately it turns out kids don't really trick-or-treat after dark anymore, so barely anyone came along.

But a year or two later I went along on an observing camping trip, and quite by chance there was an entire cub scout troop camped right next door. So they all got to look through a bunch of scopes and binoculars at planets and galaxies and nebulae, all narrated by us amateur astronomers gesturing at the sky with our green laser pointers.

You are cool as heck.

https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1314264698175590400?s=21

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:57

Arsenic Lupin: Apr 12, 2012; This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.

https://twitter.com/maggiekb1/status/1314214049966698496

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:49

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/SC_Griffith/status/1314228905243541505

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:55

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

Can someone explain the calculus joke? I took calc 3 a decade ago and retained none of it.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:59

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/AdamPadilla/status/1314069968070283264?s=20

# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:02

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Can someone explain the calculus joke? I took calc 3 a decade ago and retained none of it.

The kid watches Numberphile.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:10

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

Dr. Lunchables posted:

Can someone explain the calculus joke? I took calc 3 a decade ago and retained none of it.

The sum of 1+2+3+... = -1 / 12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww

# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:11

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

https://twitter.com/leegunwoo98/status/1161760712416350208?s=20

# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:16

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/822504053057929218

check the date

# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:57

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1314325498533687297?s=20

# ? Oct 8, 2020 23:25

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/JonnyGeller/status/1313973406665191425

Sound is fairly important on this one

# ? Oct 8, 2020 23:30

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

minato posted:

The sum of 1+2+3+... = -1 / 12. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I6XTVZXww

This video got passed around a few years ago, if it seems like nonsense I suggest watching the follow up Mathologer video explaining why the claim is at the very least misleading.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 23:49

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/cyriakharris/status/1314194584948355072

https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/1314319566089015296

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

This video got passed around a few years ago, if it seems like nonsense I suggest watching the follow up Mathologer video explaining why the claim is at the very least misleading.

There's a branch of math that consists of figuring out how to assign reasonable values to the sums of divergent series. If you're going to assign a value to 1 + 2 + 3 + ..., -1/12 is the most reasonable choice, but it's definitely not good to just say 1 + 2 + 3 + ... = -1/12 without being very clear about what you mean by =.

# ? Oct 9, 2020 00:35

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freeedr posted:

https://twitter.com/leegunwoo98/status/1161760712416350208?s=20

Mike to me this is absolute unsung all-timer, up there with dril's best, graey alien, you name it. Real quality posting. Interested to hear your thoughts, I'll uh, take my answer off the air

# ? Oct 9, 2020 00:55

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