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Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

FreudianSlippers posted:

Paths to internet fame:
-have hot mom
-build a house (badly)
-keyboard goop
- make ms paint comics and get outed as a chud and/or pedophile
- become a combat medic via youtube tutorials
- find your roommate playing saxophone in a poo poo-filled bath tub

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Lie a lot, but they're entertaining lies.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Caro is still probably the wildest story I've ever heard on any website period

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I can't lie though I have the utmost admiration and envy for internet renaissance man Neil Cic

Meme pioneer, musician, comedian, app developer, guy with website, probably like fifteen other things

It's what I've always futilely aspired to be

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Milo and POTUS posted:

Caro is still probably the wildest story I've ever heard on any website period

Absolutely insane he survived

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Milo and POTUS posted:

Caro is still probably the wildest story I've ever heard on any website period

Who?

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.




https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2299

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Good boy Buddy!

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



verbal enema posted:

Absolutely insane he survived

Has there been anything on him since the Brown Moses interview? I’m curious if he’s been able to adjust back to normal life or if he’s just permanently hosed

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

TK-42-1 posted:

Has there been anything on him since the Brown Moses interview? I’m curious if he’s been able to adjust back to normal life or if he’s just permanently hosed

well in the first place he was crazy enough to think running around an active war zone and participating in combat as an independent entity was a good idea, and then he spent enough time in a syrian torture prison for everyone to write him off as dead

that's depressing and so i'd prefer to repost this heavenly video of a good dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTTNRE-njM

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
He wasn't able to adjust to normal life before he went to Syria, there's no way he's stable now.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Ah, he's a crazy person. Noted.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

burexas.irom posted:

This is the sad truth about our forums. You make one of the most iconic images ever and nobody knows who you are. But you shid and piss on the ceiling of a restaurant bathroom and everyone knows your name.
I'm pretty sure that Business Cat meme is a picture of a goon's cat.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

CannonFodder posted:

I'm pretty sure that Business Cat meme is a picture of a goon's cat.

It is. And the original "I can has cheeseburger" with happycat was goon made, using the picture from a Russian bag of cat food or treats or something.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Infinitum posted:

Ah, he's a crazy person. Noted.

most goons are crazy but he's got the real get out there and do something about it brand of crazy that starts with you aspiring to be a photographer and ends up with you posting videos of yourself engaging in an enemy at the gates style sniper duel in syria on youtube and then going to hell prison

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

FreudianSlippers posted:

Paths to internet fame:
* Weigh 750 pounds
* Parents are both Charles Manson (long story)
* Wear a bath robe to school every day
* Have the word "homo" instead of a mouth

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Caro recently resurfaced. That man is going to outlive us all.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


cock hero flux posted:

most goons are crazy but he's got the real get out there and do something about it brand of crazy that starts with you aspiring to be a photographer and ends up with you posting videos of yourself engaging in an enemy at the gates style sniper duel in syria on youtube and then going to hell prison

I, on the otherhand did it all in reverse. Military, then hanging out of choppers filming poo poo, now weebing it up with old vidya games and mucking with cars.

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

verbal enema posted:

Absolutely insane he survived

It was surreal reading that mainstream news headline and knowing that's the nutcase from this very own dead gay comedy forum

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

seance snacks posted:

It was surreal reading that mainstream news headline and knowing that's the nutcase from this very own dead gay comedy forum

A couple articles mentioned SA by name, ditto for when Vilerat died. I'm sure we're all on watch lists, plural.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
the only people left in syria are crazies and those surrounded by crazies and can't leave anyway

Caro probably fit right in

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

luxury handset posted:

well in the first place he was crazy enough to think running around an active war zone and participating in combat as an independent entity was a good idea, and then he spent enough time in a syrian torture prison for everyone to write him off as dead

that's depressing and so i'd prefer to repost this heavenly video of a good dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iTTNRE-njM

This should be some reverse game where he wins at being best at being a dog.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

gbut posted:

Caro recently resurfaced. That man is going to outlive us all.

wait what?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

He was rescued, ironically, by the CIA.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


A few weeks ago he contacted someone on there forums confirming that, indeed, he is a human equivalent of a tardigrade.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Vilerat is the only goon to be portrayed in a Michael Bay movie.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Detective No. 27 posted:

Vilerat is the only goon to be portrayed in a Michael Bay movie.

I am actually Starscream so this is incorrect

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Detective No. 27 posted:

Vilerat is the only goon to be portrayed in a Michael Bay movie.

I was the third Bad Boy.

Also I remember letting out an audible woop when it turned out Caro was alive. Too weird to die.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

TK-42-1 posted:

Has there been anything on him since the Brown Moses interview? I’m curious if he’s been able to adjust back to normal life or if he’s just permanently hosed

He almost certainly has an NSA or FBI guy sitting on him constantly now. Rescued by the CIA, now being followed by national security people... the dude knew how to turn his delusions into reality for sure.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

. I'm sure we're all on watch lists, plural.

GiP has/had monitoring people from the military on it. Back before he got banned and then later killed a guy in a bad shoot, Martello got hosed by the green weenie for complaining about his commanding officer on there.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

GiP has/had monitoring people from the military on it. Back before he got banned and then later killed a guy in a bad shoot, Martello got hosed by the green weenie for complaining about his commanding officer on there.

What now?

Grraarrgghh
Feb 12, 2012

"Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."


Strong John Occhipinti vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWLHM0LJPxw

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

FreudianSlippers posted:

Paths to internet fame:
-have hot mom
-build a house (badly)
-keyboard goop

-poo poo out your colon in the shower
-tell your dad to shut the gently caress up on live mic

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

3D Megadoodoo posted:

-poo poo out your colon in the shower
-tell your dad to shut the gently caress up on live mic

- create a machine designed to accelerate children to 65mph into a wooden post

Bug Squash
Mar 18, 2009

- attempt to create a video game by recruiting forum posters
- attempt to sell your RPG maker video game on the forums

I actually have a soft spot for the demon rush guy assuming he hasn't been milkshake ducked. Guy actually made a complete game, even if it was outsider art. :gbsmith:

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



seance snacks posted:

It was surreal reading that mainstream news headline and knowing that's the nutcase from this very own dead gay comedy forum

All I could think of was the Caro CYOA with the I'm Gay Peacock.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Martello was a GiP poster that posted a picture of himself with his name tape included. He later posted about his commanding officer being an idiot, which got him jammed up. When he left the military he became a cop and killed a guy long after he was banned from here. He ended up facing criminal charges for it but was acquitted.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

cock hero flux posted:

most goons are crazy but he's got the real get out there and do something about it brand of crazy that starts with you aspiring to be a photographer and ends up with you posting videos of yourself engaging in an enemy at the gates style sniper duel in syria on youtube and then going to hell prison

The snipers in Enemy At The Gates were skilled, whereas in the video Caro and the other guy had seemingly never used a gun before and their shots were not even remotely on target.

Plus no one in the movie said in the most white-boy midwestern voice "Uhhhh, guys! Please be quiet, I'm trying to having a sniper duel here!" Pretty sure Caro thought reality was a video game, and he was the main character.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

I’m not entirely sure he isn’t.

Dude has more lives than Mario.

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Nucular Carmul
Jan 26, 2005

Melongenidae incantatrix
There's a pretty good Caro video for those who didn't live it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWfl16KJ-JI

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