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Data Graham posted:"peperony and chease" serves the same purpose as "F" for memers of a certain age Honestly the first time I ever felt old was when I saw someone not get that this was a reference to those Tombstone Pizza ads.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Honestly the first time I ever felt old was when I saw someone not get that this was a reference to those Tombstone Pizza ads. It took me a while, but because I'm dumb rather than not being old.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Honestly the first time I ever felt old was when I saw someone not get that this was a reference to those Tombstone Pizza ads. I know this is nothing to do with what you're talking about but you made me remember the Pizza Tomb: https://twitter.com/spacetwinks/status/830145270902038530?lang=en
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Freudian posted:I know this is nothing to do with what you're talking about but you made me remember the Pizza Tomb: I cannot even visualize how this would work.
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KnifeWrench posted:I cannot even visualize how this would work. If you're keeping a list of the reasons that random internet women would refuse to date you then go ahead and add "Could not figure out the riddle of the Pizza Tomb" on there
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Sep 20, 2020 20:34
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:If you're keeping a list of the reasons that random internet women would refuse to date you then go ahead and add "Could not figure out the riddle of the Pizza Tomb" on there BRB changing my will to insist that "Could not figure out the riddle of the Pizza Tomb" appear on my grave marker.
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Sep 20, 2020 20:37
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I'm only going if they seed random tables with skeletons with half-finished pizza tombs on their heads
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*twiddles comically-large handlebar mustache* To go out-a with me, you must-a answer these pizza riddles three
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KnifeWrench posted:I cannot even visualize how this would work. Think of a dog cone on a human, but mouth height. Build a platform on the edge, so as to support a donut-shaped pizza. Place said donut-shaped pizza on the platform and inform the wearer that they'll die in the cone if they don't eat the whole pizza The cone is an inverted pyramid shape but aside from that, that's my understanding of Pizza Tomb.
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Plastik posted:Think of a dog cone on a human, but mouth height. Build a platform on the edge, so as to support a donut-shaped pizza. Place said donut-shaped pizza on the platform and inform the wearer that they'll die in the cone if they don't eat the whole pizza That doesn't seem very "atop the customer's head." And if the pyramid is inverted, it doesn't really evoke a tomb anymore. But it does make more sense, thanks.
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Sep 20, 2020 21:21
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 except the eye pyramid is pizza it's a shell around your head
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Sep 20, 2020 21:31
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Is this the origin story for Pyramid Head
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:BRB changing my will to insist that "Could not figure out the riddle of the Pizza Tomb" appear on my grave marker. Here lies Vincent, they never scored, they couldn't figure etc
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Sep 21, 2020 04:23
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Pizza Tomb sounds like what the Discourse Chef’s finishing move would be in a fighting game
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Sep 21, 2020 05:42
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For the love of god, Papa John!
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https://twitter.com/mywheelhouseftw/status/1313236001670623232 I know he's got a long face but why did Barnacle Jim become such a meme or whatever? For a long time I thought he was someone who was actively disliked
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Oct 6, 2020 01:04
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its cause his face is so fuckin long
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Alaois posted:its cause his face is so fuckin long Great thanks
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I think he just posted in a subforum (FYAD?) where active contempt was the standard forums tone. The roast-offs between Infrateal and Heebie-GBS that frequently resurface in the Funny Quotes thread were the gold standard of a specific posting culture, wherein digging on his long face also neatly fit.
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he never flipped the gently caress out about the long face comments, nor did he let his minor celebrity go to his head, and those are the main ways that forums notoriety goes bad
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ulvir posted:this is gonna sound odd, but i’m not from any of the anglophones, so hear me out. Data Graham posted:As a native English speaker let me assure the non-native English speakers itt that it's super weird for us too, we're just rolling with it It's a Southern thing- I think an AAVE thing, or at least lower-class. And yes, the general idea is "you do not realize it, but you are making a fool of yourself to a catastrophic level." The "whole" part is just emphasis; I used to encounter the phrase as "you're showing your rear end."
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Does someone know what thread the "Experience Bij" gang tag is from? I know the phrase is a reference to Star Trek: The Next Generation: Interactive VCR Board Game: A Klingon Challenge, a low-budget Milton Bradley game where a klingon dude named Kavok steals the Enterprise while everyone on the crew is off-ship for maintenance, with only 2-4 low-ranking officers aboard. This is obviously a convenient plot device to get all the shooting done on the TNG sets during the off-season, but without any of the actual actors from the show. Anyways Kavok shouts "EXPERIENCE BIJ!!" at you a lot ("bij" is the klingon word for "challenge" or something, and when he yells that at you, you have to draw a bij card and potentially get hosed). I've played it once, and that phrase is burned into my brain. So was there like a thread about the game somewhere, or did the tag just come from the general TVIV trek thread?
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Holy poo poo I remember that board game. I'm on mobile so I don't even know it's a tag.
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DontMockMySmock posted:So was there like a thread about the game somewhere, or did the tag just come from the general TVIV trek thread? Nah they got handed out in the TVIV thread for current Trek shows
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DontMockMySmock posted:Does someone know what thread the "Experience Bij" gang tag is from? I think the tag comes from the Modern Star Trek thread, but pretty much every Star Trek thread overlaps and the "Experience Bij" thing comes from someone posting about the boardgame in one of the threads and it became something of an in-joke for those threads.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Nah they got handed out in the TVIV thread for current Trek shows It's this. The source of all Bij
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I’d like to experience bj
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Is it possible to experience Bij while getting a BJ?
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Kitfox88 posted:I’d like to experience bj i have had whoper
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Oct 8, 2020 17:28
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Can you give yourself an Onion Offense™?
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bony tony posted:Can you give yourself an Onion Offense™? Only after I've been thrice chastened.
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bony tony posted:Can you give yourself an Onion Offense™? Only if you're an Australian taken to an Outback Steakhouse.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Is it possible to experience Bij while getting a BJ? Give them an uppercut.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Only if you're an Australian taken to an Outback Steakhouse. I went with some friends including one from Australia to an Outback years ago and the waitress gave us really lovely brusque service for the first half of the meal, until apparently someone took her aside and said my friend wasn't putting on a fake Australian accent to make fun of her, he was actually from there 
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I had the opposite experience where a guy a friend was dating thought he was being really funny by doing an atrocious Aussie accent, and it was exhausting and terrible for everyone involved. So I completely understand your waitress.
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The waiter at outback did not seem to appreciate me snickering about the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under dessert The next time we tried to go, they had closed
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Last time I went to Outback everything was badly overcooked and still somehow made it to the table cold. I don't know why people go to Outback or why this derail is happening, but I really hope this helps.
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Phy posted:The next time we tried to go, they had closed Seems like an overreaction, to me.
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I've seen outback steakhouses everywhere but never been in one. If they actually try to speak in an australian accent then that explains this joke from The Good Place For those who haven't seen it, it's an American themed restaurant in Australia and the hostess greets you with a really bad fake southern accent. The menu's funny as hell too. Also go watch the Good Place
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I've seen outback steakhouses everywhere but never been in one. If they actually try to speak in an australian accent then that explains this joke from The Good Place They don't. LOL, does "stuff yourself" have the "gently caress yourself" connotation in Australian?
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