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Son of Thunderbeast posted:I've seen outback steakhouses everywhere but never been in one. If they actually try to speak in an australian accent then that explains this joke from The Good Place Oh my god it's the brother of the Fake Guy Fieri Menu
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Phy posted:The waiter at outback did not seem to appreciate me snickering about the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under dessert You gotta be loving kidding, no way that’s a real dessert. Edit: it’s a real dessert
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Oct 9, 2020 18:17
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Coffee And Pie posted:You gotta be loving kidding, no way that’s a real dessert. This is the same chain that produced a single loaded blooming onion that exceeds the recommended human daily calorie intake
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Oct 9, 2020 18:20
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i m in awe of The Dessert Burger
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Oct 9, 2020 20:59
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haveblue posted:This is the same chain that produced a single loaded blooming onion that exceeds the recommended human daily calorie intake I mean, that’s not meant for one person. Not that it stops people from housing one solo.
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Oct 9, 2020 21:10
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I'm starting to think that Outback may have a reckless disregard for human health?
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Oct 10, 2020 02:49
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Data Graham posted:They don't. Get stuffed, mate. (Yes) Son of Thunderbeast posted:For those who haven't seen it, it's an American themed restaurant in Australia and the hostess greets you with a really bad fake southern accent. The menu's funny as hell too. Also go watch the Good Place This is just the Hog's Breath Cafe menu though  .
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Oct 10, 2020 03:47
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Plastik posted:Last time I went to Outback everything was badly overcooked and still somehow made it to the table cold. I don't know why people go to Outback or why this derail is happening, but I really hope this helps. That's authentic Australian-style cuisine, we like it burnt & cold. 
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Oct 10, 2020 05:57
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:The menu's funny as hell too. Also go watch the Good Place I mean, if you've eaten at a violently American eatery, that menu is only, like, two steps above the actual menu. Like every item on there is just "Well, except for this one thing, I think I've seen that on a menu." And/or "Except for that one thing, I would eat that..."
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Oct 10, 2020 09:12
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That menu has a lot of the same jokes as that old Guy Fieri parody menu.
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Oct 10, 2020 21:05
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https://i.imgur.com/YIdOCA2.mp4 so hypnotic
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Oct 11, 2020 02:19
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God I'd eat the poo poo out of one of those right now. Not the whole thing, but like 1/3rd.
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Oct 11, 2020 02:34
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I'm eating onion rings as I type this. They're so awful compared to what that looks like.
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Oct 11, 2020 02:55
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They're so good, my life's dream as a child was to order one of those as my entire meal, then I finally got the chance to do it and gave up like a quarter of the way in. Sometimes I want to time travel back and slap that little fucker
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Oct 11, 2020 02:57
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There are worse ways to take two thousand calories in a sitting.
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Oct 11, 2020 03:35
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Plastik posted:I'm starting to think that Outback may have a reckless disregard for human health? 3000 calories doesn't actually seem all that much to me. When I was younger and regularly punishing myself daily for months i topped over 2.5k daily calories multiple times a week and was still hungry. I was young and boxing though so  This likely has no bearing though on the average american
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HiroProtagonist posted:3000 calories doesn't actually seem all that much to me. When I was younger and regularly punishing myself daily for months i topped over 2.5k daily calories multiple times a week and was still hungry. I was young and boxing though so Yeah, after all the average american probably eats twice that much and the only boxing they do is unboxing another big mac amirite?
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Oct 11, 2020 04:19
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Ok? I'm just saying 3k calories isn't like automatically unhealthy I do wish it didn't just all go to this dick
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Oct 11, 2020 04:28
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Yeah sorry, I just couldn't help myself. You're right though, with some heavy physical poo poo 3000 calories can easily be a deficit.
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Oct 11, 2020 04:36
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My senior year of college I had to eat ~4000 calories a day because of my heavy workout routine. People would tell me they were jealous and it actually sucked a lot
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Oh yeah? When I was a polar explorer, we ate eight thousand calories and snacked on sticks of butter. I’m not a polar explorer, but the caloric demands and butter snacking is true of actual polar expeditions. Platystemon has a new favorite as of 05:25 on Oct 11, 2020 |
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Oct 11, 2020 05:22
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Even if you did need 4k calories per day I'm not sure this is the right way to get them.
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Deformed Church posted:Even if you did need 4k calories per day I'm not sure this is the right way to get them. Which is probably why Ugly In The Morning posted:it actually sucked a lot
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Oct 11, 2020 15:46
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Just eat six Big Macs like a normal person. Bonus points if you pretend you're on the phone ordering for more people than yourself to try and hide your embarrassment.
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Oct 11, 2020 15:47
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Solice Kirsk posted:Just eat six Big Macs like a normal person. order each one a little different to throw off the scent. extra pickles on one, no onions on another. the perfect crime.
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Oct 11, 2020 19:11
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Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > Outbacking the in-jokes: a thread about calories. 
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Oct 11, 2020 19:14
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Ugly In The Morning posted:My senior year of college I had to eat ~4000 calories a day because of my heavy workout routine. People would tell me they were jealous and it actually sucked a lot Yeah, a lot of people don't get just how not fun it is to actually have to eat that much, especially with a lot of the restrictions in place. Like cutting while tryin to keep muscle, it's 4000 calories of chicken breast and broccoli. Readin about the diets of the Mr Olympia contestants is soul crushing because it's just eating for calories not because it's enjoyable or tastes good.
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Oct 11, 2020 19:20
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Watching strongman diet videos on YouTube made me realize thermodynamics suck if you wanna be a person able to throw a full keg into a third story window.
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Oct 11, 2020 22:39
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No pain no gain. Regular frat Bros would just have two of them carry the keg up the stairs. And likely it would be a few beers lighter by the time it got to the top.
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Oct 11, 2020 23:05
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I remember hearing an interview with Rob McElheny talking about bulking up for Fat Mac and he started off trying to eat enough calories with relatively healthy food, but realized after like a week that he could either be getting the extra calories from eating like 6 extra meals of grilled chicken or whatever or he could just go to McDonalds like once.
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I went to an Outback Steakhouse after they first opened in Japan, and the toilets were labelled "Sheilas" and "Joeys" in English, nothing else, and they needed staffers outside to explain which toilet was which. Went back a year or so later and they were labelled "Men" and "Women" in Japanese. I think that they've even dropped the Australian theming there now.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Watching strongman diet videos on YouTube made me realize thermodynamics suck if you wanna be a person able to throw a full keg into a third story window. Go cyborg and make thermodynamics your oyster.
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Platystemon posted:Go cyborg and make thermodynamics your oyster. Yeah, it's biology that sucks. We can easily build a machine capable of throwing a keg through a third story window, but if you want to build it out of muscle specifically the only way to do it is having an insane diet and workout schedule for a long time.
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ookiimarukochan posted:I went to an Outback Steakhouse after they first opened in Japan, and the toilets were labelled "Sheilas" and "Joeys" in English, nothing else, and they needed staffers outside to explain which toilet was which. Went back a year or so later and they were labelled "Men" and "Women" in Japanese. I think that they've even dropped the Australian theming there now. I'm impressed at how little sense that makes in any context Joey is a term for baby marsupials of either sex
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haveblue posted:Yeah, it's biology that sucks. We can easily build a machine capable of throwing a keg through a third story window, but if you want to build it out of muscle specifically the only way to do it is having an insane diet and workout schedule for a long time. And that may kill you aswell. Is there any Strongman that get to live past 60? I love watching these competitions but watching the diet and training is a recipe for disaster.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm impressed at how little sense that makes in any context But Sheila's a girl's name and Joey's a boy's name! It makes perfect sense!  ...Whaddaya mean the Japanese don't have our cultural referents?
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Oct 14, 2020 09:28
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does anyone know what happened to the "on cloud nine" smiley? It was like a happy smiley on a.. purple or blue cloud?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I'm impressed at how little sense that makes in any context They could have at least called them Bruces
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TheAardvark posted:does anyone know what happened to the "on cloud nine" smiley? It was like a happy smiley on a.. purple or blue cloud? Probably got culled. In the past some of the admins were more aggressive about removing smilies they thought weren’t relevant or they personally disliked.
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